Samarium
| Samarium | |
|---|---|
| Atomic symbol | Sm |
| Atomic number | 62 |
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| Physical properties | |
| Melting point | One, Eight, Three, Two°F |
| Boiling point | Inner mantle of the Earth |
| Isotopes | In Mother Яussia, uhh... |
| Electronegativity | Probably Above 1 |
| Other fun facts | |
| Russia⠀ | Russia |
Samarium (pronounced: самарчитѭѵѯѩ)[1] is the 62nd element of the periodic table, with atomic symbol Sm. It is a unstable rare earth element, with a grey, silvery texture. Samarium also.... uhh... well... crap, forgot what I was gonna say. Lemme get my script real quick... right. Samarium also stays solid even in air, unless the temperature reaches anything above 150 degrees celsius. For comparison, that's around 150 degrees celsius. Or for the Americans, 423 degrees kelvin. That should be good, right? sigh... oh well.
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History[edit | edit source]
Samarium was invented in the Gulag camps in the town of Samara to increase labour production for Stalin's Five Year Plan, due to the harsh conditions of the Samarian Gulag Camps. It's first ever formation was in 1929[2] by causing a divorce[3] between the Samarskite and the inner Samarium. Stalin would reward the discoverer of Samarium well, by shooting him in the face 6 times before claiming that it was the hard work of Stalin to create Samarium. Please switch to the next slide now.
Uses[edit | edit source]
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As stated before, Samarium was used as a form of dopamine on the Russians working in the Samarian Gulag Camps. But like any other element, Samarium is used to also create electronics. Electronics like uh... ehh... dammit, I forgot again... one second... "phones and guitars". Got it. Oh yeah, and also glaggles.[4] I also have some Samarium at home.[5] Look at that image. Go on.
Physical Properties[edit | edit source]
Samarium's physical properties is a bunch of words. Unfortunately, I can't read, all I saw was the fact that Samarium weighs around 150 freedom pounds. It is a sorta soft metal, from my experience with my 24-hour stay with Samarium. From my very deep blindness that I've gotten after reading more than five words on Britannica, all I saw was the word lettuce.
Samarium also is... uhh... ehh... alright that's it, screw this! I SUCK! SCREW THIS, I'M DONE. GOODBYE EVERYONE!
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