Samarium

	Sc ↑ Sm ↓ La
Pentium ← Samarium → Europium

Physical Properties

Atomic symbol:

Sm

Atomic number:

62

Melting point:

One, Eight, Three, Two°F

Boiling point:

Inner mantle of the Earth

Isotopes:

In Mother Яussia, uhh...

Electronegativity:

Probably Above 1

Origin:

Russia

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Russia

Samarium (pronounced: самарчитѭѵѯѩ)^[1] is the 62nd element of the periodic table, with atomic symbol Sm. It is a unstable rare earth element, with a grey, silvery texture. Samarium also.... uhh... well... crap, forgot what I was gonna say. Lemme get my script real quick... right. Samarium also stays solid even in air, unless the temperature reaches anything above 150 degrees celsius. For comparison, that's around 150 degrees celsius. Or for the Americans, 423 degrees kelvin. That should be good, right? sigh... oh well.

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The Samarian gulags without their daily dose of Samarium.

History[edit | edit source]

Samarium was invented in the Gulag camps in the town of Samara to increase labour production for Stalin's Five Year Plan, due to the harsh conditions of the Samarian Gulag Camps. It's first ever formation was in 1929^[2] by causing a divorce^[3] between the Samarskite and the inner Samarium. Stalin would reward the discoverer of Samarium well, by shooting him in the face 6 times before claiming that it was the hard work of Stalin to create Samarium. Please switch to the next slide now.

The Samarium that I got.

Uses[edit | edit source]

Look at all of those circles!

As stated before, Samarium was used as a form of dopamine on the Russians working in the Samarian Gulag Camps. But like any other element, Samarium is used to also create electronics. Electronics like uh... ehh... dammit, I forgot again... one second... "phones and guitars". Got it. Oh yeah, and also glaggles.^[4] I also have some Samarium at home.^[5] Look at that image. Go on.

Physical Properties[edit | edit source]

Samarium's physical properties is a bunch of words. Unfortunately, I can't read, all I saw was the fact that Samarium weighs around 150 freedom pounds. It is a sorta soft metal, from my experience with my 24-hour stay with Samarium. From my very deep blindness that I've gotten after reading more than five words on Britannica, all I saw was the word lettuce.

Samarium also is... uhh... ehh... alright that's it, screw this! I SUCK! SCREW THIS, I'M DONE. GOODBYE EVERYONE!

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Isotopes[edit | edit source]

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Notes[edit | edit source]

↑ This is how it's pronounced. NO ARGUING.
↑ A year after Stalin's 5 Year Plan.
↑ Divorce is the best word our writers could find.
↑ Sm Samarim | PPT.
↑ I mean, you don't know that. Maybe I DON'T HAVE IT! Did ya think of that?

Periodic Table of Elements:

Make sure you memorize these for the test!

Alkali

Alkaline Earth

Transition

Basic

Semimetal

Nonmetal

Halogen

Snoble Gas

Lanthanide

Actinide

Awesomnide

Unverifide

¹H Hydrogen

²He Helium

³Li Lithium

⁴Be Beryllium

⁵B Boron

⁶C Carbon

⁷N Nitrogen

⁸O Oxygen

⁹F Fluorine

¹⁰Ne Neon

¹¹Na Sodium

¹² Mg Magnesium

¹³Al Aluminum

¹⁴ Si Silicon

¹⁵ P Phosphorus

¹⁶ S Sulfur

¹⁷Cl Chlorine

¹⁸Ar Argent

¹⁹ K Potassium

²⁰ Ca Calcium

²¹Sc Scandinavium

²²Ti Titanium

²³ V Vanadium

²⁴Cr Chromium

²⁵ Mn Manganese

²⁶Fe Iron

²⁷ Co Cobalt

²⁸Ni Nickel

²⁹ Cu Copper

³⁰ Zn Zinc

³¹ Ga Gallium

³² Ge Germanium

³³ As Arsenic

³⁴ Se Selenium

³⁵ Br Bromine

³⁶Kr Krypton

³⁷ Rb Rubidium

³⁸ Sr Strontium

³⁹ Y Yttrium

⁴⁰ Zr Zirconium

⁴¹ Nb Niobium

⁴² Mo Molybdenum

⁴³ Tc Technetium

⁴⁴ Ru Ruthenium

⁴⁵ Rh Rhodium

⁴⁶ Pd Palladium

⁴⁷Ag Silver

⁴⁸ Cd Cadmium

⁴⁹In Indium

⁵⁰Sn Tin

⁵¹ Sb Antimony

⁹⁹Te Tedium

⁵³ I Iodine

⁵⁴Xe Xenon

⁵⁵ Cs Caesium

⁵⁶ Ba Barium

^57-71 La-Lu Lanthanides

⁷² Hf Hafnium

⁷³ Ta Tantalum

⁷⁴ W Tungsten

⁷⁵ Re Rhenium

⁷⁶ Os Osmium

⁷⁷ Ir Iridium

⁷⁸Pt Platinum

⁷⁹Au Gold

⁸⁰Hg Mercury

⁸¹ Tl Thallium

⁸²Pb Lead

⁸³Bi Bismuth

⁸⁴Po Polonium

⁸⁵ At Astatine

⁸⁶Rn Radon

⁸⁷ Fr Francium

⁸⁸ Ra Radium

^89-103 Ac-Lr Actinides

¹⁰⁴ Rf Rutherfordium

¹⁰⁵ Db Dubnium

¹⁰⁶ Sg Seaborgium

¹⁰⁷ Bh Bohrium

¹⁰⁸ Hs Hassium

¹⁰⁹ Mt Meitnerium

¹¹⁰ Ds Darmstadtium

¹¹¹ Uuu Unununium

¹¹² Cn Copernicium

¹¹³ Nh Nihonium

¹¹⁴ Fl Flerovium

¹¹⁵ Mc Moscovium

¹¹⁶ Lv Livermorium

¹¹⁷ Ts Tennessine

¹¹⁸ Og Oganesson

¹¹⁹Un Uncyclopedium

¹²⁰ Ub Unobtanium

¹²¹ Aeo Awesomnium

¹²²Fa Fartium

¹²³St Stalinium

¹²⁴Ob Obamium

¹²⁵Sl Stalloneium

¹²⁶ Ad Adamantium

¹²⁷ Vb Vibranium

^-1SuStupidium

^1/5Bm Brucium

^1/2*Ch Cheesium

^3/4Pl Plotonium

^4.5Op Opium

^∞Hu Homoerectium

La Lanthanum

Ce Cerium

59Pr Praseodymium

Nd Neodymium

Pm Pentium

Sm Samarium

Eu Europium

Gd Gadolinium

Tb Terbium

Dy Dysprosium

Ho Holmium

Er Erbium

Tm Thulium

Yb Ytterbium

Lu Lutetium

⁸⁹ Ac Actinium

⁹⁰ Th Thorium

⁹¹ Pa Protactinium

⁹²U Uranium

⁹³ Np Neptunium

⁹⁴Pu Plutonium

⁹⁵ Am Americium

⁹⁶ Cm Curium

⁹⁷ Bk Berkelium

⁹⁸ Cf Californium

⁹⁹ Es Einsteinium

¹⁰⁰ Fm Fermium

¹⁰¹ Md Mendelevium

¹⁰² No Nobelium

¹⁰³ Lr Lawrencium

Aluminum · Argent · Arsenic · Awesomnium · Beryllium · Bismuth · Boron · Bromine · Brucium · Caesium · Cerium · Cheesium · Chromium · Carbon · Cobalt · Copper · Francium · Fluorine · Gallium · Gold · Helium · Homoerectium · Hydrogen (Deuterium / Impersonation) · Iron · Fartium · Kryptonite · Lead · Lithium · Mercury · Natrium · Neon · Neodymium · Nickel · Nihonium · Nitrogen · Obamium · Opium · Oxygen · Praseodymium · Platinum · Plotonium · Plutonium · Polonium · Radium · Radon · Ruthenium · Samarium · Scandinavium · Silver · Stalinium · Stalloneium · Tedium · Terbium · Tin · Tungsten · Unobtanium (and its impostor) · Unununium · Uranium (Human / Depletion) · Vanadium · Ytterbium · Yttrium · Xenon · Zinc

*Technically an atom of Cheesium has an atomic number of four (4), but that's only for the idiotic table.

[1] This is how it's pronounced. NO ARGUING.

[2] A year after Stalin's 5 Year Plan.

[3] Divorce is the best word our writers could find.

[4] Sm Samarim | PPT.

[5] I mean, you don't know that. Maybe I DON'T HAVE IT! Did ya think of that?

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