Samarium

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Samarium
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Pentium ← Samarium → Europium
Physical Properties
Atomic symbol:  Sm
Atomic number:  62
Melting point:  One, Eight, Three, Two°F
Boiling point:  Inner mantle of the Earth
Isotopes:  In Mother Яussia, uhh...
Electronegativity:  Probably Above 1

Samarium (pronounced: самарчитѭѵѯѩ)[1] is the 62nd element of the periodic table, with the symbol of Sm. It is a unstable rare earth element, with a grey, silvery texture. And uhh... well... crap, forgot what I was gonna say. Lemme get my script real quick... right. Samarium also stays solid even in air, unless the temperature reaches anything above 150 degrees celsius. For comparison, that's around 150 degrees celsius. Or for the Americans, 423 degrees kelvin. That should be good, right? sigh... oh well.

History[edit | edit source]

Samarium was invented in the Gulag camps in the town of Samara.

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. This is how it's pronounced. NO ARGUING