Cheesium

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Scientific Information
Cheesium
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22
moderate to high
Yummy
Physical Properties
Cheesium.jpg
An atom of Cheesium.
68 °C, or maybe 68 °F
240 °C, or maybe 240 °F

Cheesium, one of the fundamental building-blocks of the universe, is a vital component in the mechanics of String Theory. One of the Active Cheeses, Cheesium is the fourth element in the Idiotic Table of the Elements, and is an essential building-block for dairy products and moons.

Molecular Compounds[edit]

Religion
A potentially lethal molecular cheesium structure is Religion. After the populace of Unifowl mined most of the cheesium from the core of their planet, they discovered that cheesium could form religion when fermented under enough heat and pressure. As they struck the core of religion buried in the center of their planet, it caused a massive explosion, sending pieces of cheesium, religion, and Unifowl deep into space.
American Pi
When alloyed with Magnum P.I., cheesium can form American Pi. In northern climates it can sometimes be found alloyed with Apple Pi. In this case, it is usually called by its regional name, Yankee Apple Pie.

MSDS[edit]

Section 1 - Product and Company Identification

Product Identification: Cheesium, Mol: Relg
Date of MSDS: 01/01/1997 Technical Review Date: 07/19/2007
FSC: 6810 NIIN: 00-127-4532
Submitter: D DG
Status Code: C
MFN: 01
Manufacturer's Information
Manufacturer's Name: Vatican
Manufacturer's Country: VAT
Emergency Telephone: 1-800-help-me-god
MSDS Preparer's Name: N/P
Reviewed: Y
Published: Y
CAGE: 7L402
Item Description
Item Name: Cheesium, Mol: Relg
Item Manager: S9G
Specification Number: O-E-760
Type/Grade/Class: TY I, GR A
Unit of Issue: GL
Unit of Issue Quantity: 0
Type of Container: buried steel vault, vented


Section 2 - Compositon/Information on Ingredients
Ingredient Name: Cheesium
Ingredient CAS Number: 64-17-5 Ingredient CAS Code: M
RTECS Number: KQ6300000 RTECS Code: M
OSHA PEL: 1000 PPM OSHA PEL Code: M
OSHA STEL: OSHA STEL Code:
ACGIH TLV: 1000 PPM; 9192 ACGIH TLV Code: M
ACGIH STEL: N/P ACGIH STEL Code:
Ozone Depleting Chemical: N


Section 3 - Hazards Identification, Including Emergency Overview
Cheesium, Mol: Relg
Health Hazards Acute & Chronic: Religion: Crusades or Jihad

Signs & Symptoms of Overexposure:
SWALLOWING CAUSES INEBRIATION,HEADACHE,NAUSEA AND VOMITING,EYE IRRITATION;BREATHING. CAUSES DROWSINESS

Medical Conditions Aggravated by Exposure:
Fundamentalism


Section 4 - First Aid Measures

First Aid: Cheesium, Mol: Relg
INHALE:REMOVE TO FRESH AIR, GIVE CPR/O*2 IF NEED;EYES/SKIN:FLUSH W LG AMTS H*2O FOR 15 MIN;INGEST:RINSE MOUTH; GET MEDICAL ATTENTION FOR EYES, BREATHING DIFFICULTY, OR OTHER SYMPTOMS OF OVEREXPOSURE. MTV.


Section 5 - Accidental Release Measures
Cheesium, Mol: Relg
Spill Release Procedures:
USE PROPER PERSONAL PROTECTION.ELIMINATE ALL SOURCES OF IGNITION.USE ABSORBENT MATERIAL OR DILUTE WITH LARGE AMOUNTS OF WATER AND RECOVER FOR PROPER DISPOSAL.


Section 6 - Exposure Controls & Personal Protection
Cheesium, Mol: Relg
Repiratory Protection:
USE NIOSH/MSHA APPROVED RESPIRATOR FOR ORGANIC VAPORS IF IN EXCESSTL
Ventilation:
PROVIDE MECHAN(GEN/LOCAL EXHAUST)VENT TO MAINTN
Protective Gloves:
PV/RUBBER
Eye Protection: SAFETY/CHEM GOGGLES
Other Protective Equipment: SAFETY SHOWER & EYE BATH
Supplemental Health & Safety Information: MSDS UNDATED.


Section 7 - Physical & Chemical Properties
Cheesium, Mol: Relg
HCC: F2
NRC/State License Number:
Boiling Point: Boiling Point Text: 173F/78C
Melting/Freezing Point: Melting/Freezing Text: N/A
Decomposition Point: Decomposition Text: N/A
Vapor Pressure: 44 Vapor Density: 1.6
Percent Volatile Organic Content:
Specific Gravity: 0.7905
Volatile Organic Content Pounds per Gallon:
pH: N/P
Volatile Organic Content Grams per Liter:
Viscosity: N/P
Evaporation Weight and Reference: 3.3 (BUT ACET=1)
Solubility in Water: COMPLETE
Appearance and Odor: CLEAR,COLORLESS LIQUID,CHARACTERISTIC ODOR.
Percent Volatiles by Volume: 100
Corrosion Rate: N/P


Section 8 - Stability & Reactivity Data
Cheesium, Mol: Relg
Stability Indicator: No
Stability Condition to Avoid:
INHERENTLY UNSTABLE


Section 9 - Department of Transportation Information
DOT Proper Shipping Name: Cheesium, Mol: Relg
DOT PSN Code: FTN
Symbols:
DOT PSN Modifier:
Hazard Class: 3
UN ID Number: UN1170
DOT Packaging Group: II
Label: FLAMMABLE LIQUID
Special Provision(s): 24,T1
Packaging Exception: 150
Non Bulk Packaging: 202
Bulk Packaging: 242
Maximimum Quanity in Passenger Area: 5 L
Maximimum Quanity in Cargo Area: 60 L
Stow in Vessel Requirements: A
Requirements Water/Sp/Other:

1H Hydrogen Hu Homoerectium 1/5Bm Brucium 1/2Ch Cheesium 3/4Pl Plotonium D Deuterium 1.5Py Parodymium 2He Helium
3Li Lithium 4Be Beryllium 5B Boron 6C Carbon 7N Nitrogen 8O Oxygen 9 F Fluorine 10Ne Neon
11Na Sodium 12 Mg Magnesium 13Al Aluminum 14 Si Silicon 15 P Phosphorus 16 S Sulfur 17Cl Chlorine 18 Ar Argon
19 K Potassium 20 Ca Calcium 21 Sc Scandium 22Ti Titanium 23 V Vanadium 24 Cr Chromium 25 Mn Manganese 26Fe Iron 27 Co Cobalt 28Ni Nickel 29Cu Copper 30Zn Zinc 31 Ga Galium 32Ge Germanium 33As Arsenic 34 Se Selenium 35Br Bromine 36Kr Krypton
37 Rb Rubidium 38 Sr Strontium 39 Y Yttrium 40 Zr Zirconium 41 Nb Niobium 42 Mo Molybdenum 43 Tc Technetium 44 Ru Ruthenium 45 Rh Rhodium 46 Pd Palladium 47Ag Silver 48 Cd Cadmium 49In Indium 50Sn Tin 51 Sb Antimony 52 Te Tellurium 53 I Iodine 54Xe Xenon
55 Cs Cesium 56 Ba Barium 57 La Lanthanium 72 Hf Hafnium 73 Ta Tantalum 74 W Tungsten 75 Re Rthenium 76 Os Osmium 77 Ir Iridium 78Pt Platinum 79Au Gold 80Hg Mercury 81 Tl Thallium 82Pb Lead 83Bi Bismuth 84Po Polonium 85 At Astatine 86Rn Radon
87 Fr Francium 88Ra Radium 89 Ac Actinium 104Rf Rutherfordium 105 Db Dubnium 106 Sg Seaborgium 107 Bh Bohrium 108 Hs Hassium 109 Mt Meitnerium 110 Ds Darmstadtium 111Rg Roentgenium 112 Cn Copernicum 113 Nh Nihomium 114 Fl Flerovium 115 Mc Moscovium 116 Lv Livermorium 117 Ts Tennessine 118 Og Oganesson
58 Ce Cerium 59Pr Praseodymium 60 Nd Neodymium 61 Pm Promethium 61 Sm Samarium 63 Eu Europium 64 Gd Gadolinium 65 Tb Terbium 66 Dy Dysprosium 67 Ho Holmium 68 Er Erbium 69 Tm Thulium 70 Yb Ytterbium 71 Lu Lutetium 119Ub Unobtanium 120Un Unununium 121Aw Awesomnium
90 Th Thorium 91 Pa Protactinium 92U Uranium 93 Np Neptunium 94Pu Plutonium 95Am Americium 96 Cm Curium 97 Bk Berkelium 98 Cf Californium 99Es Einsteinium 100 Fm Fermium 101 Md Mendelevium 102 No Nobelium 103 Lr Lawrencium 122Ky Kryptonite 123St Stalinium
 
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