Cheesium

	Nothing ↑ Ch ↓ Nachosium
Geranium ← Cheesium → More Nothing

Physical Properties

Atomic symbol:

Ch

Atomic number:

4

Melting point:

68

Boiling point:

240

Isotopes:

Cheese, blue cheese

Electronegativity:

Cheese can be negative??

Cheesium, one of the fundamental building-blocks of the universe, is a vital component in the mechanics of String Theory. One of the Active Cheeses, Cheesium is the fourth element in the Idiotic Table of the Elements, and is an essential building-block for dairy products and moons.

Molecular Compounds[edit | edit source]

Religion: A potentially lethal molecular cheesium structure is Religion. After the populace of Unifowl mined most of the cheesium from the core of their planet, they discovered that cheesium could form religion when fermented under enough heat and pressure. As they struck the core of religion buried in the center of their planet, it caused a massive explosion, sending pieces of cheesium, religion, and Unifowl deep into space.

American Pi: When alloyed with Magnum P.I., cheesium can form American Pi. In northern climates it can sometimes be found alloyed with Apple Pi. In this case, it is usually called by its regional name, Yankee Apple Pie.

MSDS[edit | edit source]

Section 1 - Product and Company Identification

Product Identification: Cheesium, Mol: Relg
Date of MSDS: 01/01/1997 Technical Review Date: 07/19/2007
FSC: 6810 NIIN: 00-127-4532
Submitter: D DG
Status Code: C
MFN: 01
Manufacturer's Information
Manufacturer's Name: Vatican
Manufacturer's Country: VAT
Emergency Telephone: 1-800-help-me-god
MSDS Preparer's Name: N/P
Reviewed: Y
Published: Y
CAGE: 7L402
Item Description
Item Name: Cheesium, Mol: Relg
Item Manager: S9G
Specification Number: O-E-760
Type/Grade/Class: TY I, GR A
Unit of Issue: GL
Unit of Issue Quantity: 0
Type of Container: buried steel vault, vented

Section 2 - Compositon/Information on Ingredients
Ingredient Name: Cheesium
Ingredient CAS Number: 64-17-5 Ingredient CAS Code: M
RTECS Number: KQ6300000 RTECS Code: M
OSHA PEL: 1000 PPM OSHA PEL Code: M
OSHA STEL: OSHA STEL Code:
ACGIH TLV: 1000 PPM; 9192 ACGIH TLV Code: M
ACGIH STEL: N/P ACGIH STEL Code:
Ozone Depleting Chemical: N

Section 3 - Hazards Identification, Including Emergency Overview
Cheesium, Mol: Relg
Health Hazards Acute & Chronic: Religion: Crusades or Jihad

Signs & Symptoms of Overexposure:
SWALLOWING CAUSES INEBRIATION,HEADACHE,NAUSEA AND VOMITING,EYE IRRITATION;BREATHING. CAUSES DROWSINESS

Medical Conditions Aggravated by Exposure:
Fundamentalism

Section 4 - First Aid Measures

First Aid: Cheesium, Mol: Relg
INHALE:REMOVE TO FRESH AIR, GIVE CPR/O*2 IF NEED;EYES/SKIN:FLUSH W LG AMTS H*2O FOR 15 MIN;INGEST:RINSE MOUTH; GET MEDICAL ATTENTION FOR EYES, BREATHING DIFFICULTY, OR OTHER SYMPTOMS OF OVEREXPOSURE. MTV.

Section 5 - Accidental Release Measures
Cheesium, Mol: Relg
Spill Release Procedures:
USE PROPER PERSONAL PROTECTION.ELIMINATE ALL SOURCES OF IGNITION.USE ABSORBENT MATERIAL OR DILUTE WITH LARGE AMOUNTS OF WATER AND RECOVER FOR PROPER DISPOSAL.

Section 6 - Exposure Controls & Personal Protection
Cheesium, Mol: Relg
Repiratory Protection:
USE NIOSH/MSHA APPROVED RESPIRATOR FOR ORGANIC VAPORS IF IN EXCESSTL
Ventilation:
PROVIDE MECHAN(GEN/LOCAL EXHAUST)VENT TO MAINTN
Protective Gloves:
PV/RUBBER
Eye Protection: SAFETY/CHEM GOGGLES
Other Protective Equipment: SAFETY SHOWER & EYE BATH
Supplemental Health & Safety Information: MSDS UNDATED.

Section 7 - Physical & Chemical Properties
Cheesium, Mol: Relg
HCC: F2
NRC/State License Number:
Boiling Point: Boiling Point Text: 173F/78C
Melting/Freezing Point: Melting/Freezing Text: N/A
Decomposition Point: Decomposition Text: N/A
Vapor Pressure: 44 Vapor Density: 1.6
Percent Volatile Organic Content:
Specific Gravity: 0.7905
Volatile Organic Content Pounds per Gallon:
pH: N/P
Volatile Organic Content Grams per Liter:
Viscosity: N/P
Evaporation Weight and Reference: 3.3 (BUT ACET=1)
Solubility in Water: COMPLETE
Appearance and Odor: CLEAR,COLORLESS LIQUID,CHARACTERISTIC ODOR.
Percent Volatiles by Volume: 100
Corrosion Rate: N/P

Section 8 - Stability & Reactivity Data
Cheesium, Mol: Relg
Stability Indicator: No
Stability Condition to Avoid:
INHERENTLY UNSTABLE

Section 9 - Department of Transportation Information
DOT Proper Shipping Name: Cheesium, Mol: Relg
DOT PSN Code: FTN
Symbols:
DOT PSN Modifier:
Hazard Class: 3
UN ID Number: UN1170
DOT Packaging Group: II
Label: FLAMMABLE LIQUID
Special Provision(s): 24,T1
Packaging Exception: 150
Non Bulk Packaging: 202
Bulk Packaging: 242
Maximimum Quanity in Passenger Area: 5 L
Maximimum Quanity in Cargo Area: 60 L
Stow in Vessel Requirements: A
Requirements Water/Sp/Other:

Periodic Table of Elements:

Make sure you memorize these for the test!

Alkali

Alkaline Earth

Transition

Basic

Semimetal

Nonmetal

Halogen

Snoble Gas

Lanthanide

Actinide

Awesomnide

Unverifide

¹H Hydrogen

²He Helium

³Li Lithium

⁴Be Beryllium

⁵B Boron

⁶C Carbon

⁷N Nitrogen

⁸O Oxygen

⁹F Fluorine

¹⁰Ne Neon

¹¹Na Sodium

¹² Mg Magnesium

¹³Al Aluminum

¹⁴ Si Silicon

¹⁵ P Phosphorus

¹⁶ S Sulfur

¹⁷Cl Chlorine

¹⁸Ar Argent

¹⁹ K Potassium

²⁰ Ca Calcium

²¹Sc Scandinavium

²²Ti Titanium

²³ V Vanadium

²⁴Cr Chromium

²⁵ Mn Manganese

²⁶Fe Iron

²⁷ Co Cobalt

²⁸Ni Nickel

²⁹ Cu Copper

³⁰ Zn Zinc

³¹ Ga Gallium

³² Ge Germanium

³³ As Arsenic

³⁴ Se Selenium

³⁵ Br Bromine

³⁶Kr Krypton

³⁷ Rb Rubidium

³⁸ Sr Strontium

³⁹ Y Yttrium

⁴⁰ Zr Zirconium

⁴¹ Nb Niobium

⁴² Mo Molybdenum

⁴³ Tc Technetium

⁴⁴ Ru Ruthenium

⁴⁵ Rh Rhodium

⁴⁶ Pd Palladium

⁴⁷Ag Silver

⁴⁸ Cd Cadmium

⁴⁹In Indium

⁵⁰Sn Tin

⁵¹ Sb Antimony

⁹⁹Te Tedium

⁵³ I Iodine

⁵⁴Xe Xenon

⁵⁵ Cs Caesium

⁵⁶ Ba Barium

^57-71 La-Lu Lanthanides

⁷² Hf Hafnium

⁷³ Ta Tantalum

⁷⁴ W Tungsten

⁷⁵ Re Rhenium

⁷⁶ Os Osmium

⁷⁷ Ir Iridium

⁷⁸Pt Platinum

⁷⁹Au Gold

⁸⁰Hg Mercury

⁸¹ Tl Thallium

⁸²Pb Lead

⁸³Bi Bismuth

⁸⁴Po Polonium

⁸⁵ At Astatine

⁸⁶Rn Radon

⁸⁷ Fr Francium

⁸⁸ Ra Radium

^89-103 Ac-Lr Actinides

¹⁰⁴ Rf Rutherfordium

¹⁰⁵ Db Dubnium

¹⁰⁶ Sg Seaborgium

¹⁰⁷ Bh Bohrium

¹⁰⁸ Hs Hassium

¹⁰⁹ Mt Meitnerium

¹¹⁰ Ds Darmstadtium

¹¹¹ Uuu Unununium

¹¹² Cn Copernicium

¹¹³ Nh Nihonium

¹¹⁴ Fl Flerovium

¹¹⁵ Mc Moscovium

¹¹⁶ Lv Livermorium

¹¹⁷ Ts Tennessine

¹¹⁸ Og Oganesson

¹¹⁹Un Uncyclopedium

¹²⁰ Ub Unobtanium

¹²¹ Aeo Awesomnium

¹²²Fa Fartium

¹²³St Stalinium

¹²⁴Ob Obamium

¹²⁵Sl Stalloneium

¹²⁶ Ad Adamantium

¹²⁷ Vb Vibranium

^-1SuStupidium

^1/5Bm Brucium

^1/2*Ch Cheesium

^3/4Pl Plotonium

^4.5Op Opium

^∞Hu Homoerectium

La Lanthanum

Ce Cerium

59Pr Praseodymium

Nd Neodymium

Pm Pentium

Sm Samarium

Eu Europium

Gd Gadolinium

Tb Terbium

Dy Dysprosium

Ho Holmium

Er Erbium

Tm Thulium

Yb Ytterbium

Lu Lutetium

⁸⁹ Ac Actinium

⁹⁰ Th Thorium

⁹¹ Pa Protactinium

⁹²U Uranium

⁹³ Np Neptunium

⁹⁴Pu Plutonium

⁹⁵ Am Americium

⁹⁶ Cm Curium

⁹⁷ Bk Berkelium

⁹⁸ Cf Californium

⁹⁹ Es Einsteinium

¹⁰⁰ Fm Fermium

¹⁰¹ Md Mendelevium

¹⁰² No Nobelium

¹⁰³ Lr Lawrencium

Aluminum · Argent · Arsenic · Awesomnium · Beryllium · Bismuth · Boron · Bromine · Brucium · Caesium · Cheesium · Chromium · Carbon · Cobalt · Copper · Francium · Fluorine · Gallium · Gold · Helium · Homoerectium · Hydrogen (Deuterium / Impersonation) · Iron · Fartium · Kryptonite · Lead · Lithium · Mercury · Neon · Neodymium · Nickel · Nitrogen · Obamium · Opium · Oxygen · Parodymium · Platinum · Plotonium · Plutonium · Polonium · Radium · Radon · Scandinavium · Silver · Sodium · Stalinium · Stalloneium · Tedium · Tin · Unobtanium (Unobtainium) · Unununium · Uranium (Human / Depletion) · Vanadium · Xenon · Zinc

*Technically an atom of Cheesium has an atomic number of four (4), but that's only for the idiotic table.

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