Canadian Periodic Table of the Elements

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The Canadian Periodic Table of the Elements

Contrary to popular belief, Canadian science organizations and the Canadian education systems are quite sophisticated programs. These programs rely on up to date information, and a wide plethora of information. Most notably, the Canadian Periodic Table of the Elements. Established 3 days after the discovery of Canada by Humans, and consisting of only 3 elements (Me, Wa, Ro) it provided the foundation for today's table which sports 18 different Elements, with more being added every decade or so.

History[edit | edit source]

Because the actual date of the Table's creation is widely debated, with dates ranging from ridiculously long ago to less long ago, when referring to dates of element discovery it is typically referred to by DAD "Days after discovery" (of course referring to the original discovery of the 3 elements). For events where the precise DAD is unknown, it may be referred unfortunately through the inferior system of AD, if neither are available no date will be provided.

Discovery of the Elements of Ice and Snow[edit | edit source]

The discovery of the Elements of Ice and Snow was a momentous turn in the history of the Table. The discovery took place 7 DAD. Where early tribes of Canada realized that the previous element of Rock actually consisted of 2 individual Elements, Rock and Ice. At 7.5 DAD the element of Ice was expanded into the elements of Ice and Snow. Although not a major step forward in terms of industry, and conquering the world, it did prove to be a major step forward as it was the first realization that not all the elements served an identifiable purpose. The discovery of the items edibility status was yet to be realized, this occurred 26 DAD.

Discovery of the Element of Americans[edit | edit source]

In 1812 AD Canada was threatened by a great threat, the only known hunting grounds for the Elements of Meat, Fat, and Bacon were under danger of invasion. In retaliation Canada sent their best snowball throwers across the big bodies of Water, South to the heart of the suspected Enemy. Upon arriving the troops were shocked (and somewhat horrified) to discover a new Element, Am, standing for Americans. The biggest issue with the Element today, is its edibility classification. Firstly, it is unknown how it was initially categorized, secondly there's the question of "do we even want to consider having the option to eat the Element" as if may have negative side effects. The current solution is to put it at the lowest scale of Yum Factor.

Discovery of the Element of Bolsheviks[edit | edit source]

The Great Beer Crusade of 1945, where Canadian RPSB Troops (rocket propelled snow ball) and Canadian Storm Troopers, marched across the lands of Europe into the Holy Lands of Beer was a very trying time. However it was marked with a new discovery, a new Element. Upon reaching the heart of the Holy Lands, Canadian troops came face to face with a new surprise. The Element of Bolshevik. Thousands of them greeted Canadian Troops at the center of the Holy Lands. Again the issue arises with why the Bolshevik Element was classified as "not yet edible" and how was this determined. Not to mention why? Although expected to taste better than the American Element, it is still not highly rated, and remains an area of controversy.

Periodic Table of Elements:

 Make sure you memorize these for the test!

Alkaline Earth
Snob Gas
1H Hydrogen 2He Helium
3Li Lithium 4Be Beryllium 5B Boron 6C Carbon 7N Nitrogen 8O Oxygen 9F Fluorine 10Ne Neon
11Na Sodium 12 Mg Magnesium 13Al Aluminum 14 Si Silicon 15 P Phosphorus 16 S Sulfur 17Cl Chlorine 18Ar Argent
19 K Potassium 20 Ca Calcium 21Sc Scandinavium 22Ti Titanium 23 V Vanadium 24Cr Chromium 25 Mn Manganese 26Fe Iron 27 Co Cobalt 28Ni Nickel 29 Cu Copper 30 Zn Zinc 31 Ga Gallium 32 Ge Germanium 33 As Arsenic 34 Se Selenium 35 Br Bromine 36Kr Krypton
37 Rb Rubidium 38 Sr Strontium 39 Y Yttrium 40 Zr Zirconium 41 Nb Niobium 42 Mo Molybdenum 43 Tc Technetium 44 Ru Ruthenium 45 Rh Rhodium 46 Pd Palladium 47Ag Silver 48 Cd Cadmium 49In Indium 50Sn Tin 51 Sb Antimony 99Te Tedium 53 I Iodine 54Xe Xenon
55 Cs Caesium 56 Ba Barium 57-71 La-Lu Lanthanides 72 Hf Hafnium 73 Ta Tantalum 74 W Tungsten 75 Re Rhenium 76 Os Osmium 77 Ir Iridium 78Pt Platinum 79Au Gold 80Hg Mercury 81 Tl Thallium 82Pb Lead 83Bi Bismuth 84Po Polonium 85 At Astatine 86Rn Radon
87 Fr Francium 88 Ra Radium 89-103 Ac-Lr Actinides 104 Rf Rutherfordium 105 Db Dubnium 106 Sg Seaborgium 107 Bh Bohrium 108 Hs Hassium 109 Mt Meitnerium 110 Ds Darmstadtium 111 Uuu Unununium 112 Cn Copernicium 113 Nh Nihonium 114 Fl Flerovium 115 Mc Moscovium 116 Lv Livermorium 117 Ts Tennessine 118 Og Oganesson
119Un Uncyclopedium 120 Ub Unobtanium 121 Aeo Awesomnium 122Fa Fartium 123St Stalinium 124Ob Obamium 125Sl Stalloneium 126 Ad Adamantium 127 Vb Vibranium -1SuStupidium 1/5Bm Brucium 1/2*Ch Cheesium 3/4Pl Plotonium 4.5Op Opium Hu Homoerectium
57 La Lanthanum 58 Ce Cerium 59Pr Praseodymium 60 Nd Neodymium 61 Pm Pentium 62 Sm Samarium 63 Eu Europium 64 Gd Gadolinium 65 Tb Terbium 66 Dy Dysprosium 67 Ho Holmium 68 Er Erbium 69 Tm Thulium 70 Yb Ytterbium 71 Lu Lutetium
89 Ac Actinium 90 Th Thorium 91 Pa Protactinium 92U Uranium 93 Np Neptunium 94Pu Plutonium 95 Am Americium 96 Cm Curium 97 Bk Berkelium 98 Cf Californium 99 Es Einsteinium 100 Fm Fermium 101 Md Mendelevium 102 No Nobelium 103 Lr Lawrencium