Terbium

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Terbium
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Gadolinium ← Terbium → Dysprosium
Physical Properties
Atomic symbol:  Tb
Atomic number:  65
Melting point:  At a very hot temperature, I guess
Boiling point:  Barnard's Star's surface
Isotopes:  Read the one below.
Electronegativity:  Would you care?
Appearance:  Similar to Gallium, or Yttrium, or Erbium,
or a more stable Nihonium, or
a less radioactive Samarium, or Terbium
Origin:  The same place as Yttrium, and Erbium,
and also Ytterbium.
Swedishness ⠀All of it
Yep, this surely is Terbium.

Terbium, also known as Sweden's 4th Favourite Element, is a lanthanide chemical element with the atomic symbol of Tb, and the 65th element of the periodic table. It is known for being born in the same place as Finnish Yttrium, and Swedish Erbium, and the Crazy Scientist's Ytterbium. Terbium is often contained in materials, which all are fancy words that end with -ite.

History[edit | edit source]

Production (colorized)

Terbium was invented like, a while ago. I mean, you would not care about any year I can place here. I can state that Terbium was founded in 1939. I could also state it was made in 200 BCE. You wouldn't care, would you? I mean, the Terbium that the inventor used would've decayed by now.[1] Terbium's actually very stab—oh right, uh, I should probably go back on topic. Sorry.

Terbium was invented by a citizen of Rutabaga[2] blessed with the generic Swedish name of "Gustaf". (Not to be confused with Gustav, Gustav, Gustavo, or Gustav).

Production[edit | edit source]

No.

Findings[edit | edit source]

There's a big stack of Terbium in Japan and we're not going to tell you why. Oh yeah, it's also on the atmosphere of a planet six hundred seventy light-years away from Earth. Besides that, you won't find Terbium anywhere. I mean there's also the Chinese workers that work all day long to produce Terbium, Samarium, and European Opium.

Unsafety[edit | edit source]

For your safety (or unsafety), we've made a safe and reliable safety table to check on your safety if you're using Terbium, that may or not be classified with safety or not.

X In the air? At the core of the sun? In a black hole?
Are you carrying it? Safe, for 180 years. Both would die. Both would die. (By Spaghetti)
Is it near you? Yeah, probably safe. Not as safe. Also not as safe.
Are you even near it? If no, you ARE safe. If true, read the one north. Read the one behind me. Read the one behind the one behind me.

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. The most stable Terbium isotopes lasts for 180 years. Terbium was actually invented in 1843.
  2. Only I get the joke. Search up Rutabaga.
Periodic Table of Elements:

 Make sure you memorize these for the test!

 
Alkali
 
Alkaline Earth
 
Transition
 
Basic
 
Semimetal
 
Nonmetal
 
Halogen
 
Snoble Gas
 
Lanthanide
 
Actinide
 
Awesomnide
 
Unverifide
1H Hydrogen 2He Helium
3Li Lithium 4Be Beryllium 5B Boron 6C Carbon 7N Nitrogen 8O Oxygen 9F Fluorine 10Ne Neon
11Na Sodium 12 Mg Magnesium 13Al Aluminum 14 Si Silicon 15 P Phosphorus 16 S Sulfur 17Cl Chlorine 18Ar Argent
19 K Potassium 20 Ca Calcium 21Sc Scandinavium 22Ti Titanium 23 V Vanadium 24Cr Chromium 25 Mn Manganese 26Fe Iron 27 Co Cobalt 28Ni Nickel 29 Cu Copper 30 Zn Zinc 31 Ga Gallium 32 Ge Germanium 33 As Arsenic 34 Se Selenium 35 Br Bromine 36Kr Krypton
37 Rb Rubidium 38 Sr Strontium 39 Y Yttrium 40 Zr Zirconium 41 Nb Niobium 42 Mo Molybdenum 43 Tc Technetium 44 Ru Ruthenium 45 Rh Rhodium 46 Pd Palladium 47Ag Silver 48 Cd Cadmium 49In Indium 50Sn Tin 51 Sb Antimony 99Te Tedium 53 I Iodine 54Xe Xenon
55 Cs Caesium 56 Ba Barium 57-71 La-Lu Lanthanides 72 Hf Hafnium 73 Ta Tantalum 74 W Tungsten 75 Re Rhenium 76 Os Osmium 77 Ir Iridium 78Pt Platinum 79Au Gold 80Hg Mercury 81 Tl Thallium 82Pb Lead 83Bi Bismuth 84Po Polonium 85 At Astatine 86Rn Radon
87 Fr Francium 88 Ra Radium 89-103 Ac-Lr Actinides 104 Rf Rutherfordium 105 Db Dubnium 106 Sg Seaborgium 107 Bh Bohrium 108 Hs Hassium 109 Mt Meitnerium 110 Ds Darmstadtium 111 Uuu Unununium 112 Cn Copernicium 113 Nh Nihonium 114 Fl Flerovium 115 Mc Moscovium 116 Lv Livermorium 117 Ts Tennessine 118 Og Oganesson
119Un Uncyclopedium 120 Ub Unobtanium 121 Aeo Awesomnium 122Fa Fartium 123St Stalinium 124Ob Obamium 125Sl Stalloneium 126 Ad Adamantium 127 Vb Vibranium -1SuStupidium 1/5Bm Brucium 1/2*Ch Cheesium 3/4Pl Plotonium 4.5Op Opium Hu Homoerectium
57 La Lanthanum 58 Ce Cerium 59Pr Praseodymium 60 Nd Neodymium 61 Pm Pentium 62 Sm Samarium 63 Eu Europium 64 Gd Gadolinium 65 Tb Terbium 66 Dy Dysprosium 67 Ho Holmium 68 Er Erbium 69 Tm Thulium 70 Yb Ytterbium 71 Lu Lutetium
89 Ac Actinium 90 Th Thorium 91 Pa Protactinium 92U Uranium 93 Np Neptunium 94Pu Plutonium 95 Am Americium 96 Cm Curium 97 Bk Berkelium 98 Cf Californium 99 Es Einsteinium 100 Fm Fermium 101 Md Mendelevium 102 No Nobelium 103 Lr Lawrencium