Terbium

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Terbium, 65Tb
Terbium
Atomic symbolTb
Atomic number65
In the periodic table
Tb-TableImage.svg
Gadolinium ← Terbium → Dysprosium
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Terbium

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Physical properties
Melting pointAt a very hot temperature, I guess
Boiling pointBarnard's Star's surface
IsotopesRead the one below.
ElectronegativityWould you care?
AppearanceSimilar to Gallium, or Yttrium, or Erbium,
or a more stable Nihonium, or
a less radioactive Samarium, or Terbium
Other fun facts
Swedishness⠀All of it
Yep, this surely is Terbium.

Terbium, also known as Sweden's 4th Favourite Element, is a lanthanide chemical element with the atomic symbol of Tb, and the 65th element of the periodic table. It is known for being born in the same place as Finnish Yttrium, and Swedish Erbium, and the Crazy Scientist's Ytterbium. Terbium is often contained in materials, which all are fancy words that end with -ite.

History[edit | edit source]

Production (colorized)

Terbium was invented like, a while ago. I mean, you would not care about any year I can place here. I can state that Terbium was founded in 1939. I could also state it was made in 200 BCE. You wouldn't care, would you? I mean, the Terbium that the inventor used would've decayed by now.[1] Terbium's actually very stab—oh right, uh, I should probably go back on topic. Sorry.

Terbium was invented by a citizen of Rutabaga[2] blessed with the generic Swedish name of "Gustaf". (Not to be confused with Gustav, Gustav, Gustavo, or Gustav).

Production[edit | edit source]

No.

Findings[edit | edit source]

There's a big stack of Terbium in Japan and we're not going to tell you why. Oh yeah, it's also on the atmosphere of a planet six hundred seventy light-years away from Earth. Besides that, you won't find Terbium anywhere. I mean there's also the Chinese workers that work all day long to produce Terbium, Samarium, and European Opium.

Unsafety[edit | edit source]

For your safety (or unsafety), we've made a safe and reliable safety table to check on your safety if you're using Terbium, that may or not be classified with safety or not.

X In the air? At the core of the sun? In a black hole?
Are you carrying it? Safe, for 180 years. Both would die. Both would die. (By Spaghetti)
Is it near you? Yeah, probably safe. Not as safe. Also not as safe.
Are you even near it? If no, you ARE safe. If true, read the one north. Read the one behind me. Read the one behind the one behind me.

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. The most stable Terbium isotopes lasts for 180 years. Terbium was actually invented in 1843.
  2. Only I get the joke. Search up Rutabaga.