Nihonium

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ニホニウム
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Physical Properties
Atomic symbol:  Nh
Atomic number:  113
Melting point:  摂氏430度 (in non-freedom)
Boiling point:  摂氏1130度 (in centigrade)
Isotopes:  ニホニウム1~1兆 (Nihonium 1-1Q)
Electronegativity:  たくさん (A lot)

Nihonium (pronounced nih-HOE-nee-uhm), also known as the Senpai's Atom, or 日本イヤム, is the 113rd atomic element in the Periodic Table of Elements.[1] It is the ninth element in the Basic section of the Periodic Table. It has the atomic symbol of Nh and is the first periodic element used discovered in East Asia, which was named after Nihon, the Japanish name for Japan.[2] It is a very radioactive and unstable element, with only one stable isotope found, being Nihonium-1701411834604692317. Overall, Nihonium is just a very rare and unknown element that nobody cares about. Except if you're Japanish.

History[edit | edit source]

Kuroki Tamemoto, creator of Nihonium, using it in battle.

Nihonium was discovered in 1904 by General Kuroki Tamemoto on the eve of the Japanese-Russian War of 1905. It was designed as a massive Japanish morale boost for the Japanish army. Kuroki created Nihonium by throwing Zinc at the fucking speed of light at Bismuth,[3] causing an atomic collision and the creation of Nihonium. There are only a few people that can cause the atomic collision of Zinc and Bismuth, that being Kuroki, PewDiePie, and Darth Vader.

Modern uses[edit | edit source]

Nihonium was used in the Japanish Army during the Second World War in the Second Sino-Japanish War, causing several victories like in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangxi, and Hong Kong. It was a major Japanish pride boost, causing an even more effective Pearl Harbour, and the invasion of the Philippines. It would take America's brightest minds to figure out a way to seperate the Zinc and Bismuth from Nihonium, causing the breakdown of Nihonium.

Nihonium is also been used to create most Anime, like My Hero Academia, and also to create several Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Psychological properties[edit | edit source]

Nihonium used in an unconditional an unorthodox way can cause several side-effects, and at worst, mutations, for example:

  • It can cause real-life objects that touch Nihonium to turn into anime.
  • Several cities in Japan can turn into Anime for several seconds.
  • Anime
  • Several other unknown side-effects

Physical Properties[edit | edit source]

Nihonium has the most isotopes of any element, having approximately 1.7 quadrillion isotopes,[4] with only one isotope found to last longer than 10 seconds. It melts when put next to the sun, and boils when put in the sun too. Its electronegativity (whatever that means) is unknown and not インフィニット. It has two other isotopes, being Nihonium-An (which is used in Anime), and Nihonium-Ml (which is used militarily).

See also[edit | edit source]

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. Depends if you use either the General Periodic Table of Elements, or the Japanese Periodic Table. (日本の周期表) The JPT has Nihonium on Element #1.
  2. According to Westerners
  3. You don't have to throw it EXACTLY at the speed of light, anything between 0.9 c and above works.
  4. According to UnWikipedia
Periodic Table of Elements:

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Alkali
 
Alkaline Earth
 
Transition
 
Basic
 
Semimetal
 
Nonmetal
 
Halogen
 
Snoble Gas
 
Lanthanide
 
Actinide
 
Awesomnide
 
Unverifide
1H Hydrogen 2He Helium
3Li Lithium 4Be Beryllium 5B Boron 6C Carbon 7N Nitrogen 8O Oxygen 9F Fluorine 10Ne Neon
11Na Sodium 12 Mg Magnesium 13Al Aluminum 14 Si Silicon 15 P Phosphorus 16 S Sulfur 17Cl Chlorine 18Ar Argent
19 K Potassium 20 Ca Calcium 21Sc Scandinavium 22Ti Titanium 23 V Vanadium 24Cr Chromium 25 Mn Manganese 26Fe Iron 27 Co Cobalt 28Ni Nickel 29 Cu Copper 30 Zn Zinc 31 Ga Gallium 32 Ge Germanium 33 As Arsenic 34 Se Selenium 35 Br Bromine 36Kr Krypton
37 Rb Rubidium 38 Sr Strontium 39 Y Yttrium 40 Zr Zirconium 41 Nb Niobium 42 Mo Molybdenum 43 Tc Technetium 44 Ru Ruthenium 45 Rh Rhodium 46 Pd Palladium 47Ag Silver 48 Cd Cadmium 49In Indium 50Sn Tin 51 Sb Antimony 99Te Tedium 53 I Iodine 54Xe Xenon
55 Cs Caesium 56 Ba Barium 57-71 La-Lu Lanthanides 72 Hf Hafnium 73 Ta Tantalum 74 W Tungsten 75 Re Rhenium 76 Os Osmium 77 Ir Iridium 78Pt Platinum 79Au Gold 80Hg Mercury 81 Tl Thallium 82Pb Lead 83Bi Bismuth 84Po Polonium 85 At Astatine 86Rn Radon
87 Fr Francium 88 Ra Radium 89-103 Ac-Lr Actinides 104 Rf Rutherfordium 105 Db Dubnium 106 Sg Seaborgium 107 Bh Bohrium 108 Hs Hassium 109 Mt Meitnerium 110 Ds Darmstadtium 111 Uuu Unununium 112 Cn Copernicium 113 Nh Nihonium 114 Fl Flerovium 115 Mc Moscovium 116 Lv Livermorium 117 Ts Tennessine 118 Og Oganesson
119Un Uncyclopedium 120 Ub Unobtanium 121 Aeo Awesomnium 122Fa Fartium 123St Stalinium 124Ob Obamium 125Sl Stalloneium 126 Ad Adamantium 127 Vb Vibranium -1SuStupidium 1/5Bm Brucium 1/2*Ch Cheesium 3/4Pl Plotonium 4.5Op Opium Hu Homoerectium
57 La Lanthanum 58 Ce Cerium 59Pr Praseodymium 60 Nd Neodymium 61 Pm Pentium 62 Sm Samarium 63 Eu Europium 64 Gd Gadolinium 65 Tb Terbium 66 Dy Dysprosium 67 Ho Holmium 68 Er Erbium 69 Tm Thulium 70 Yb Ytterbium 71 Lu Lutetium
89 Ac Actinium 90 Th Thorium 91 Pa Protactinium 92U Uranium 93 Np Neptunium 94Pu Plutonium 95 Am Americium 96 Cm Curium 97 Bk Berkelium 98 Cf Californium 99 Es Einsteinium 100 Fm Fermium 101 Md Mendelevium 102 No Nobelium 103 Lr Lawrencium