Nihonium
| ニホニウム | |||||
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| Physical Properties | |||||
| Atomic symbol: | Nh | ||||
| Atomic number: | 113 | ||||
| Melting point: | 摂氏430度 (in non-freedom) | ||||
| Boiling point: | 摂氏1130度 (in centigrade) | ||||
| Isotopes: | ニホニウム1～1兆 (Nihonium 1-1Q) | ||||
| Electronegativity: | たくさん (A lot) | ||||
Nihonium (pronounced nih-HOE-nee-uhm), also known as the Average American Anime Enjoyer's Atom, or 日本イヤム, is the 113rd atomic element in the Periodic Table of Elements.[1] It is the ninth element in the Basic section of the Periodic Table. It has the atomic symbol of Nh and is the first periodic element used discovered in East Asia, which was named after Nihon, the Japanish name for Japan.[2] It is a very radioactive and unstable element, with only one stable isotope found, being Nihonium-非常に大きな数字. Overall, Nihonium is just a very rare and unknown element that nobody cares about. Except if you're Japanish. Due to the location of Nihonium on the periodic table, it has a lot of question marks.
History[edit | edit source]
Nihonium was discovered in 1904 by General Kuroki Tamemoto on the eve of the Japanese-Russian War of 1905. It was designed as a massive Japanish morale boost for the Japanish army. Kuroki created Nihonium by throwing Zinc at the speed of light at Bismuth,[3] causing an atomic collision and the creation of Nihonium. There are only a few people that can cause the atomic collision of Zinc and Bismuth, that being Kuroki, PewDiePie, and Darth Vader.
Modern uses[edit | edit source]
Nihonium was used in the Japanish Army during the Second World War in the Second Sino-Japanish War, causing several victories like in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangxi, and Hong Kong. It was a major Japanish pride boost, causing an even more effective Pearl Harbour, and the invasion of the Philippines. It would take America's brightest minds to figure out a way to seperate the Zinc and Bismuth from Nihonium, causing the breakdown of Nihonium.
Nihonium is also been used to create most Anime, like My Hero Academia, and also to create several Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
Psychological properties[edit | edit source]
Nihonium used in an unconditional an unorthodox way can cause several side-effects, and at worst, mutations, for example:
- It can cause real-life objects that touch Nihonium to turn into anime.
- Several cities in Japan can turn into Anime for several seconds.
- Anime
- Several other unknown side-effects
Physical Properties[edit | edit source]
Nihonium has the most isotopes of any element, having approximately 1.7 quadrillion isotopes,[4] with only one isotope found to last longer than 10 seconds. It melts when put next to the sun, and boils when put in the sun too. Its electronegativity (whatever that means) is unknown and not インフィニット. It has two other isotopes, being Nihonium-An (which is used in Anime), and Nihonium-Ml (which is used militarily).
See also[edit | edit source]
Notes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Depends if you use either the General Periodic Table of Elements, or the Japanese Periodic Table. (日本の周期表) The JPT has Nihonium on Element #1.
- ↑ According to Westerners
- ↑ You don't have to throw it EXACTLY at the speed of light, anything between 0.9 c and above works.
- ↑ According to ME!!
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Anime 🌸 Bushido 🌸 Cosplay 🌸 Domo-kun 🌸 Death Note 🌸 Engrish 🌸 Hello Kitty 🌸 Samurai 🌸 Japanese High Schools 🌸 Japan Self-Defense Forces 🌸 Naruto 🌸 Ninjas 🌸 No Gaijin allowed 🌸 Nintendo Eightfold Path 🌸 PlayStation 🌸 Pikachu 🌸 Usopedia 🌸 Yaoi 🌸 Yu-Gi-Oh! 🌸 Vocaloid |
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Toyota 🌸 Nintendo 🌸 Honda 🌸 Mazda 🌸 Mitsubishi 🌸 Konami 🌸 Sony 🌸 NIJISANJI |
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Chikan 🌸 Godzilla 🌸 Junichiro Koizumi 🌸 Shinzo Abe 🌸 Miyamoto 🌸 Hikaru Utada 🌸 Oda Nobunaga 🌸 Toshiro Mifune 🌸 Toyotomi Hideyoshi |
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Tokyo 🌸 Osaka 🌸 Hiroshima 🌸 Nagasaki 🌸 Fukushima Nuclear Plant 🌸 Shiroyama |
Make sure you memorize these for the test!
*Technically an atom of Cheesium has an atomic number of four (4), but that's only for the idiotic table.
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