Tantalum

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Tantalum the Elephant shortly after taking a shit.

Tantalum the Elephant is a chemical elephant. It's different from other elephants in that instead of defecating normally, it shits out shards of the Rare Earth metal known as Tantalum. It has 73 wives, all of which also shit out metal. It is said that consuming the tantalum shat out by an elephant provides similar effects to kitten huffing, though these reports have yet to be verified. Legend has it that this elephant was discovered by a Dutch mink farmer in the year 1337. How this elephant is still alive as of now is unknown.