Adamantium

Adamantium, ₆₉AdT

Adamantium
Atomic symbol	AdT
Atomic number	69
In the periodic table
?? ← Adamantium → ?? ?? ↑ Adamantium ↓ ??
Physical properties
Melting point	Melted once, never again
Boiling point	doesn't
Isotopes	Hee1 Hee2 Michealjackson
Appearance	In a lot of very bad Marvel movies

“Fuck vibranum”

~ Adamantite, unprompted

Adamantium, or "the magic metal that ties the MCU and the X-Men series into the same universe," is an element created from the bodies of Celestials that is a direct result of them getting fat off of eating planets all the time and sleeping in mom's basement (earth's core). It is incredibly strong, but Marvel nerds are unsure if it is stronger than vibranium or not. It would appear to be such as in the last several movies we've watched vibranium tech and devices get destroyed by pure strength alone, meanwhile adamantium just seems to exist and be better. However, this would entirely negate the power of Marvel's black super-powered nation and their greedy grip on their rare resource, so its likely vibranium will evolve to get some mysterious or magical properties in the future.

Origin

Back in the year 2024, the emergence of Earth's Celestial was stopped by a group of rather queer individuals known as the Eternals, who turned out to be just a bunch of robots full of gears and wires that we were supposed to sympathize with after they gained sentience and... some had sex with each other?? I have lots of questions. Damn clankers out here fuckin. Anyway, this Celestial, named Tiamut, makes it partially out of the earth's surface before being turned into the ugliest marble statue in the world since that one of the Roman usurper emperor Magnus Magnentius in 350-353 AD. Aside from its weird soda can shaped head with 4 eyes and the fact it was the size of a small continent, the only notable part of the frozen body is its upheld hand, with its middle finger fully extended to all the previous MCU movies and the legacy they had set in place. Due to movie magic, this giant humanoid the size of Australia appearing in the middle of the ocean after crawling out of the center of the earth caused NO tsunamis, NO earthquakes, NO minor shakes, and NO displaced water, leading us to question how physics work in the MCU. Initially thought to just be made of stone, its quickly discovered that the Celestial is made up of a metal they dub "adamantium," that is really strong. How strong? Marvel doesn't care to tell. US President Thaddeus "Big Peener" Ross naturally wants all the metal for America so he can build paperweights with it (cough cough, remember that X-Men movie? Yeah, me neither), and every other nation on earth seems to want a hand in that cookie jar too. There's a treaty drafted so everyone can share the wealth, and after some mid CGI, some real flaccid acting, and Captain Walmart somehow winning the endgame battle via diplomacy after getting the vibranium dust beat out of him, the treaty is signed (over Ross's incarcerated body, because he took too many percs and started geeking, causing significant damage to Washington D.C.).

Chemical Structure

Who's to say this isn't the formula?

Adamantium is a high strength polymer with formula C₁₀H₁₆ or, more descriptively, (CH)₄(CH₂)₆. Adamantium molecules can be described as the fusion of... ohhhhhh wait, that's Adamantane, a REAL compound! Guess I really could write whatever I wanted here and you'd just believe it. Stan Lee croaked before they could force him to start coming up with chemical formulas for all the metals he'd unwittingly brought into existence.

Capabilities

Extreme Strength

Huge Jackman discovers another use for adamantium

A certain Wolf-boy, or X-Lad or whatever, got his entire skeleton bonded to adamantium in an attempt to build the most expensive and largest refrigerator magnet utilizing leftover funds from a 1950s government grant. The result was less than spectacular, and dubbed a failure as it only produced a raging mutton-chopped claw wielding maniac that proceeded to lay waste to the facility before running off and exposing himself to some poor farmers. He was shot many MANY times by all manner of weapons of course, but due to the strength of the metal skeleton, he was never ripped apart or damaged significantly enough to be killed off. Some attribute this to his super-healing factor, but good luck regenerating when you're sliced in half by a katana. Which come to think of it, the katana when made of adamantium, is the only weapon capable of damaging said adamantium skeleton, as shown in the scene where the big adamantium armored robot ninja chops X-kid's claws off.

Extremely Sharp (when sharpened)

Apparently, according to canon the suit that the Captain Walmart wears is made of vibranium, (even though its very clearly cheap polyester and nylon). The henchmen that he is forced to fight in Captain Walmart: 2 Brave, 2 Boogaloo to retrieve a small sample of adamantium for some reason are equipped with an adamantium arsenal of... some fingernails and a knife. Henchfella #1 lightly cuts the cheek of some guy in a church, and then scurries away like a rat before getting caught by a literal man-hawk. Life imitates nature, doesn't it! The secondary henchfella, known as "copper," uses the fingernails to scratch the star on Captain Walmart's chest, indicating that they are either very sharp, Captain Walmart's suit is a knockoff polyester article from Shein and the Wakandans are lying outsourcing bastards, OR adamantium is just the superior metal.

Weight

Since the X boy known as wolverine is in reality just a regular dude with fast healing, we can be assured that adamantium must weigh close to nothing as an entire skeleton coated in metal would be very heavy. It's also possible that this X lad is always rigged up with wires and cables to help him get from place to place, but this would be impractical due to the need to be around and on a film set and working closely with a rigging crew constantly in order to move. No, its more likely that adamantium is much like tin foil, but just a bit stronger.

Still heavy enough to flatten Squiddie

Known Alloys

Marvellum - A metal created from the sweat collected in Iron Man's suit that is then mixed with liquid adamantium. Marvel nerds hypothesize this is what will be used to create the next "iron-person." It is assumed that it can be transported from skin to skin contact, or more effectively from an exchange of bodily fluids. There is speculation that there will be movies about the many iron-people that develop as a result of Tony Stank's obsession of getting it on with hookers, hoes, and news reporters.

Plot-onium - A material often used by the main characters, it is synthesized at a molecular level purely by adamantium particles in the air reacting with nitrogen and oxygen.The resulting chain reaction produces Plot-onium, a material capable of forming itself into an invisible "armor" so powerful and protective, it shields anyone close enough to it from any and all damage types. There is no known weapon capable of breaking through it, and as of this writing it is the unofficial strongest material in the entire MCU.

The brand deal had screwed him in more ways than one

See Also:

• Metal
• Metal Man
• Marvel
• Elements