Drax

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“I am EXTRAORDINARY humble!!”

~ Drax on himself

“Dancing is for idiots! HAHAHAHA!”

~ Drax on dancing to the music like everyone else here is

I, Drax, tell you story of me! He is dumbest guy in universe. Drax has -5 brain cells (aww my nipples hurt), where's most boys have only 0 or sometimes rarely, 1. -5 brain cells creates singularity of dumbness. Therefore, superpower of Drax is being dumbass, dumbfounding my enemies by the gravity of stupidity! HAHAHAHA!

I have random red markings on my body, and look almost like human. But of course, im not. The red markings are blood of my VICTIMS!

I have ability to move so slowly I'm completely invisible to the eye, while simultaneously being completly visible to everybody! HAHAHAHA! DRAX SOUND LIKE IDIOT!! (Ungh, my nipples)

History

Drax was born, had family at 1, skipping school, and lived unhappily for 27 years. Suddenly, Thanos came and killed Drax's family. HAHAHAHA!

Drax is killing machine, and kills anybody Drax meets until Drax finds the one who killed his family.

I am also extraordinary humble! I am so POWERFUL!! Oh sorry, where were we?

So anyway, when I met Peter Quill, I decided to help them, since my superior intelect knew weakling needed help leaving prison! I could totaly leave myself, I chose to stay. Drax helped weakling escape all by himself, I didn't need ANY help! Then I helped them hunt Thanos! Drax determination to kill Thanos ended up unintentionally giving one of Thanos' minion, Ronan, an Infinity Stone. Not much else is known about Drax, since I died that day, drowning in spinal fluid of some dead head... THING! HAHAHAHA! (Ow! My nipples hurt)

Dumbest moments

Prison escape

In prison control room, with guards about to kill them from outside. "Lets kill 'em!" Drax shouts, and Peter says to me: "You are in way over your head. There's too many." So I reply to him saying I have lightning reflexes. Anything that goes over my head I catch and kill with my own two hands!Gamora says "I'm gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy"! HAHAHAHA!

The death gesture

Peter runs his finger across his neck, which apparently mean "cut head off". Peter and Drax were talking about Thanos for some reason. "Why would I run my finger across his neck?" Drax replies. It take me only 5 weeks to understand what it ment! HAHAHAHA! IM SO SMART! (my nipples hurt)

Why is Gamora?

One day Thanos made Gamora disappear. Peter sad, goes bother Avengers and keeps asking "WHERE IS GAMORA??" Tony Stank then comes back with better question, "Who is Gamora?" Drax then barge in with best question, "WHY is Gamora?? HAHAHAHA!"

The question so dumb, it makes everyone, even Hulk, head asplode. Drax sad. Drax forgot why he sad. HAHAHAHA!

This page

Why is this page look like a 3-year-old write this? Perhaps admin report this page to be huffed. HAHAHAHA!

Other stuff

Now I look after stupid kids in knowhere. I am incredibly good at my job!

Aww, my nipples hurt, can I take badass jetpack off yet? Ahhhh thank you. Hey some nice random lady came from somewhere, no idea how. Hey, miss? Want to dance with me?

It's so funny because someone explain it and even Drax laugh at it! Wait, what was the punchline again? Get it, punchline, because my punches are powerful! HAHAHAHA! IM SO FUNNY! Wait, why arn't you laughing? That's a joke, you are supposed to laugh!

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