7 (number)

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Seven is, quite uncoincidentally, the seventh number. It is considered to be magical among many early cultures, mostly because anyone who could count that high was considered to be a wizard. After being acquitted in the trial of the century (the matter of seven eating nine) seven retired to a life of relative isolation in the Adirondack mountain range. A couple of interesting things involving this unnecessarily personified number are Windows 7 and Final Fantasy 7, both of which add to the number's already overinflated ego.

7.1[edit | edit source]

Seven is considered to be the second-luckiest number to find in threes. Cherry is the luckiest.

Typically, the optimal number for casino operator to use is 7, because they can spread 7 on the slot machine and let any retarded people who are addicted to gambling contribute their coins with fervor. Sometimes, however, the number is not used, and instead 8, 9, or other numbers are used. It doesn't matter for the operators, though, as gambling addicts can be attracted to any number as long as it is flashy.

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7 is a lonely number. It cannot be divided by any number, except 0 and 7. It often thought, "Why am I so lonely?" Later, it found the reason, which turned out to be because it was a prime number. So 7 decided to find the king of numbers - infinity. Turn it into a non-prime number...

So what? Do you still want to listen to my story? Get out! You are no longer a child. I can't talk to you anymore! Unless I, like Kim Jong-un, only enjoy watching prostitutes every day.

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No. 7 billiards and No. 1 billiards are chatting.

No.7|"Hey! Boss! Are you satisfied with your colour?"

No.1|"I'm very satisfied! I like yellow the most!"

No.7|"I envy you so much... You are as shiny as gold, but I am like a sad grape."

No.1|"Don't think so, No. 7. Think about it, No. 8 ball is scolded for black dung ball every day, but it doesn't have any opinions. What are you still complaining about?"

No.7|"...Thank you! Boss! I figured it out!"



No.8|"Who told you that I have no opinions?"

7.4[edit | edit source]

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Have you paid attention to it?

When you are doing math problems, there is a magical number…

That's 7! Because we want to promote the latest No. 7 pencil!

STOOOOOOOP! WHO INSERTED THIS SUCK AD?

7.5[edit | edit source]

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Let's play a game!

Find 7 from 1!

How about it? Did you find it?

7.6[edit | edit source]

777.

7.7[edit | edit source]

It's finally over! It really exhausted me to make up 7 paragraphs!

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