User talk:Schism

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ironically the welcome message meant to tell you how to use uncyclopedia forgot to sign, even though it's one of the last things in the welcome message. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 05:59, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

Also, Welcome

So, welcome to uncyclopedia, schism.

You must be, like TOTALLY, NEW HERE, RIGHT!?!?!?!?!??!?!

You aren't the IP User from before, RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!!?

You aren't the creator of Pulverize the sun RIGHT?!??!?!?

I'll show you the ropes around here, totally new user.

Coffi (talk) 03:37, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: Don't talk to the new user as if you had took unhealthy amounts of caffeine; you might scare them. Also, you're quite the noobie around here too, so mayhbe you ain't the best fit for that task. Also also, what makes you think this account was made by that IP user? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:40, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

Because I helped him make the account. I was just joking with him, that's all. Coffi (talk) 03:45, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

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Welcome indeed. Now ain't that better? Cheers. MrX blow me 05:24, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

hi fellas

@DaniPine3: @Theultimategergdown: whats up bitches i got an account (thanks coffi). Schism (talk) 03:41, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

oh, so you are that IP after all... ngl, I had my suspicions considering ypur name is a reference to Dante's Inferno, AKA the main inspiration for ULTRAKILL. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:43, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

so, I guess you won't be known as the IP guy anymore... this seems like the end of an era. Well, in any case; welcome to Uncyclopedia, Schism. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:46, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

dw we got an outro song (see: the old talk page) Schism (talk) 03:47, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

HOLY FUCK HE ACTUALLY MADE AN ACCOUNT!

Unfortunately, I will likely continue referring to you as "IP Man"...

168.11.86.2 made an account before GTA 6 Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:42, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

@OPPOSUM: It's so difficult to believe, I refuse to believe it. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 06:01, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM I fucked up my ping. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 06:02, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

FYI

If you're sometimes getting logged out for no reason, check the "keep me logged in" box when you log in. I don't think you have to on wikipedia, but for some reason we often get logged out for no reason on Uncyc if we don't do that. Not a big deal either way, just thought you might like to know. MrX blow me 15:29, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

The user time template

I would probably start from when I first edited. (Although technically I made mine when I made my old account - the one from before I forgot the password - and I did make a couple of edits as an IP before I joined) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:05, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

Add this

@Schism:, I've made a template for ICU doctors, so you can now add this to your userpage. Coffi (talk) 21:27, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3:

sorry for pinging you but how and why do some people have special signatures? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:23, 7 May 2025 (UTC)

that's something people can set up in their own preferences page. But said page only appears to those that are logged in... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:26, 7 May 2025 (UTC)

ok give me at 3 PM sir I make active today very real (read that in an indian accent) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:29, 7 May 2025 (UTC)

FUCK YOU INDIAN SCAMMERS (Yes, I realise not all Indians are scammers, I'm only hating on the scammers, as I just said if you read my message properly. I'm also hating on people who don't know how to read 4 word long sentences.) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:44, 7 May 2025 (UTC)

AGULGEGA

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. Coffi just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include NOT BEING WHACKED WITH A WET TROUT YET

Also, I think I should say AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA! Coffi (talk) 20:29, 7 May 2025 (UTC)

Also also, the skididi's are invading your userpage. Hee hee!Coffi (talk) 00:38, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

BEWARE THE SKIBIDI INVASION IS COMING The EVIL Gen Alphas have been directed to attack this place by Coffi because of aboslute boredom.

Oh Fucking Shit He Actually Did It

You know what's worse than World War Three? Ava Kris Tyson getting contact with another minor and committing more pedophilia. But you know what's better than that? The fact that you actually logged in into an account! Seriously, we're all proud!

You know what's crazy? The fact that I was offline when you made an account.

You know what's gay? The word "gay". But you know what's even... er... better? The fact that it only took you a year to make an account.

Okay, let's get a little bit in-depth now. Why did you make an account? You were either:

• Bored
• Threatened that I had your IP
• Insert Reason 3

gergdown, eh (talk) 21:34, 7 May 2025 (UTC)

While you didn't ask me, I'll awnser anyway. I made my account because of Insert Reason 3. It's such a compelling reason, and I just had to!

Also I can't believe you compared shism making an account, and that fuck head. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:27, 7 May 2025 (UTC)

Hehe, it was me who got him to do it! I'm so special! Coffi (talk) 00:30, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

HELP!!

I found this ICU'd game called Keep Meemaw Alive. Now we have to keep the game alive. HELP!!! Coffi (talk) 22:46, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

I think meemaw is used as a replacement to grandma. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:50, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Somebody apparently knows where you live

You should have protected your IP address, now the world knows forever where you live.
I mean, I suppose you could get a vpn. You really should be using that if you spend 90% of the time logged out for some reason (you know you can click the "keep me logged in" and it will keep you logged into your account?) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:53, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

yeah, who could've known that you live in the US? truly ground-breaking information right there 19:53, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

I mean, I didn't actually look at the image, so I don't know what's actually on it. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:54, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

it's just the geolocation of his IP. it gives an approximate area (which is pretty big), and its ISP/if it's a proxy/VPN/datacenter/iCloud relay address/probably a bunch more things or not 19:56, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

On a few occasions, I've seen my own IP geolocation as far as 100 km away from my actual location. MrX blow me 22:24, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

My IP address is in Los Angeles, which is more than 100 km away from where I live Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:48, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: @Alula: @DaniPine3:, what the heck happened? someone knows where schism lives and schism got socked?! What, where, when, why, and how?!?! Coffi (talk) 03:34, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: I mean that someone doesn't really know where Schism lives; they just searched Schism's IP in an IP locator (which more often than not do not tell the actual user's location) and then created a new account called "i know where you live". Ah, and that someone turned out to be Real person that exists, which got blocked for 1 month after several attempts to sock. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 06:37, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

well then everyone knows I live in █████████ ███████ 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:55, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

a. the image telling the IP location was immediately deleted
b. IPs location do not tell the actual user's location
c. maybe you shouldn't say your location when you display your IP so freely... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:11, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

what, is alula gonna fly to my house and throw a c4 into my window? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:32, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

yes 13:19, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

great heavens I am in considerable danger 168.11.96.2 (talk) 14:09, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

confusion i have

@DaniPine3: the signature wont signature. y'all have those little images and all, and weird special ways to go to your talk pages. how? Schism (talk) 20:13, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

1. Create a new subpage in your userpage called User:Schism/sig. Here you will create whatever signature you want (as long as it's compliant with UN:SIGN, of course).
2. Go to Special:Preferences and scroll to the section "Signature"
3. In the part that says "New signature:", write {{User:Schism/sig}} and click the box on "Treat signature as wikitext (without an automatic link to your user page)"
4. Click save.
5.Your signature should now work :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:05, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

Also if you want the signature to not look like an absolute mess (unlike someone else here), then you should write {{nosubst|User:Schism/sig|[[User:Schism]]}} in the field instead. It'll do the same thing, except the entire signature will be inside one box like mine is. 22:16, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: what's wrong with my signature? >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:28, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3 IT'S A BULLSHIT MESS IN THE SOURCE CODE!! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:32, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, that. And also the fact that it's not christmas anymore. 22:34, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: kay, I'll change it, but no need to be so angry about it... also alula it might not be christmas but the christmas trees can be interpreted as pinetrees and are therefore convenient for it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:50, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

Get in here and help us.

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Coffi (talk) 03:10, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

So,

do you remember that user that helped you get an account? apparently they were using several sockpuppets...
also, now that I remember, didn't you say something that they were the ones to give you a password or something like that? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:11, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

coffi made the account for me since i couldnt myself Schism (talk) 14:12, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

okay, so, I'm going to be bold saying this. don't trust that person. change your password immideatly. maybe even create a new account. and don't talk to strangers on the internet. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:14, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

well SHIT Schism (talk) 14:15, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

why did you even let some random stranger create an account for you? can't you see the kind of issues that can lead to???? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:17, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

good point Schism (talk) 14:18, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

what are you waiting for? either change the password, or make a new account altogether. NOW. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:20, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

i went and changed the password like immediately once i saw your message Schism (talk) 14:21, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

i went and read through coffi's talkpage, based on conversations i've had with him before, coffi just had no clue that this would be that serious. OR, he did know it would be this serious but he didn't think he would get found out (which, he did) Schism (talk) 14:23, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

k, cool to know you changed your password.
btw, just to be on the same page. you are not another one of those sockpuppets by Coffi, are you? because it seems Coffi had several of them that we didn't even know, and now I'm not certain of what's real and fake anymore... (btw, if you are not Coffi's sockpuppet, I'm sorry for thinking you are one.) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:25, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

no im not a sockpuppet and its fine that you DID think i was one, but i guess i wanna point out a general writing style you could generally tie to me, that being:

- rarely uses capital letters

- references things from ultrakill

- uses capitals in place of italics Schism (talk) 14:29, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

that's true. your demeanor is to calm compared to Coffi's, while his other sockpuppet had pretty much the same vibe of screaming at you when was typing as Coffi (which I guess it's why alula got suspicious). also, Coffi barely talks about Ultrakill.
I pity that you got involved in this weird mess regarding that user. I'm not even user what even he's trying to do - if he's trying anything at all. but there's definitely something suspicious regarding that user. I hope he becomes more trustable from now on. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:34, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

ts some of the craziest shi i've gotten onto uncyc and seen (ts = this shit, commonly used by my fellow lifeless youtube shorts "people", so easy to think you wouldnt know) Schism (talk) 14:36, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

yeah, I know. I though he was just a hyperactive user, but since I've told him that we found out he had a sockpuppet, he's started behaving weird. even if we didn't block him, just gave him a warning. check out his talkpage's revision history. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:38, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Y'all are gossiping about me? Coffi (talk) 15:21, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

View my apology. Coffi (talk) 15:22, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

No weird mess required

Hello Schism. It's true that I owned multiple sockpuppets and used them to do various things, the problems that have to do with me have nothing to do with you or your personal information.

It's good that you changed your password and info so that it's not exposed to anyone. I sincerely apologize for getting you caught up in this situation. You had no way of knowing, and I truly regret any worry or inconvenience this has caused you. Please know that your account security was never my intention to compromise, and I'm glad you took the necessary steps to protect it. Going forward, I hope to regain the community's trust and learn from this.

Coffi (talk) 15:32, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

The issues related to my sockpuppetry have absolutely nothing to do with you or your personal information. I sincerely apologize for creating your account in the first place; I understand now that it wasn't the appropriate way to help, and it unintentionally put you in a difficult position. Coffi (talk) 15:34, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

its fine pal Schism (talk) 17:12, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Oh yeah

I never told you about my new sig. I can now legally give you a tutorial on how to make yours. talk 20:58, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Do you still want to work on the hell section of make it to ketchikan?

I have a feeling that if any of us tried to finish that section, we would screw it up. You were really on to something there, and me, Gergdown, Alula and DaniPine3 are all concentrated on different parts of the game. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:11, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

ah shit i forgot, i'll get to that soon enough, probably tomorrow afternoon – Preceding unsigned comment added by Schism (talk • contribs)

Nice! We really do appreciate your efforts. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:51, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

hey, so, just wanted to let you and OPOSSUM know that I was trying to make the hell section tie better with the previous version... so I created more stuff before it enters hell. also, I didn't finish it. see UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SitkaGas0 UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SitkaGas, and then follow the link that days "investigate weird shit". 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:54, 18 May 2025 (UTC)