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ironically the welcome message meant to tell you how to use uncyclopedia forgot to sign, even though it's one of the last things in the welcome message. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 05:59, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

Also, Welcome[edit source]

So, welcome to uncyclopedia, schism.

You must be, like TOTALLY, NEW HERE, RIGHT!?!?!?!?!??!?!

You aren't the IP User from before, RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!!?

You aren't the creator of Pulverize the sun RIGHT?!??!?!?

I'll show you the ropes around here, totally new user.

Coffi (talk) 03:37, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: Don't talk to the new user as if you had took unhealthy amounts of caffeine; you might scare them. Also, you're quite the noobie around here too, so mayhbe you ain't the best fit for that task. Also also, what makes you think this account was made by that IP user? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 03:40, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
Because I helped him make the account. I was just joking with him, that's all. Coffi (talk) 03:45, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

Welcome indeed. Now ain't that better? Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 05:24, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

hi fellas[edit source]

@DaniPine3: @Theultimategergdown: whats up bitches i got an account (thanks coffi). Schism (talk) 03:41, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

oh, so you are that IP after all... ngl, I had my suspicions considering ypur name is a reference to Dante's Inferno, AKA the main inspiration for ULTRAKILL. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 03:43, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
so, I guess you won't be known as the IP guy anymore... this seems like the end of an era. Well, in any case; welcome to Uncyclopedia, Schism. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 03:46, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
dw we got an outro song (see: the old talk page) Schism (talk) 03:47, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

HOLY FUCK HE ACTUALLY MADE AN ACCOUNT![edit source]

Unfortunately, I will likely continue referring to you as "IP Man"...

168.11.86.2 made an account before GTA 6 Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 04:42, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

@OPPOSUM: It's so difficult to believe, I refuse to believe it. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:01, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM I fucked up my ping. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:02, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

FYI[edit source]

If you're sometimes getting logged out for no reason, check the "keep me logged in" box when you log in. I don't think you have to on wikipedia, but for some reason we often get logged out for no reason on Uncyc if we don't do that. Not a big deal either way, just thought you might like to know. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:29, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

The user time template[edit source]

I would probably start from when I first edited. (Although technically I made mine when I made my old account - the one from before I forgot the password - and I did make a couple of edits as an IP before I joined) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:05, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

Add this[edit source]

@Schism:, I've made a template for ICU doctors, so you can now add this to your userpage. Coffi (talk) 21:27, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3:[edit source]

sorry for pinging you but how and why do some people have special signatures? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:23, 7 May 2025 (UTC)

that's something people can set up in their own preferences page. But said page only appears to those that are logged in... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:26, 7 May 2025 (UTC)
ok give me at 3 PM sir I make active today very real (read that in an indian accent) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:29, 7 May 2025 (UTC)
FUCK YOU INDIAN SCAMMERS (Yes, I realise not all Indians are scammers, I'm only hating on the scammers, as I just said if you read my message properly. I'm also hating on people who don't know how to read 4 word long sentences.) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 18:44, 7 May 2025 (UTC)

AGULGEGA[edit source]

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Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Coffi just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include NOT BEING WHACKED WITH A WET TROUT YET

Also, I think I should say AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA AGULGEGA! Coffi (talk) 20:29, 7 May 2025 (UTC)

Also also, the skididi's are invading your userpage. Hee hee!Coffi (talk) 00:38, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

BEWARE THE SKIBIDI INVASION IS COMING
The EVIL Gen Alphas have been directed to attack this place by Coffi because of aboslute boredom.

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Oh Fucking Shit He Actually Did It[edit source]

You know what's worse than World War Three? Ava Kris Tyson getting contact with another minor and committing more pedophilia. But you know what's better than that? The fact that you actually logged in into an account! Seriously, we're all proud!

You know what's crazy? The fact that I was offline when you made an account.

You know what's gay? The word "gay". But you know what's even... er... better? The fact that it only took you a year to make an account.

Okay, let's get a little bit in-depth now. Why did you make an account? You were either:

  • Bored
  • Threatened that I had your IP
  • Insert Reason 3

gergdown, eh (talk) 21:34, 7 May 2025 (UTC)

While you didn't ask me, I'll awnser anyway. I made my account because of Insert Reason 3. It's such a compelling reason, and I just had to!
Also I can't believe you compared shism making an account, and that fuck head. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:27, 7 May 2025 (UTC)
Hehe, it was me who got him to do it! I'm so special! Coffi (talk) 00:30, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

HELP!![edit source]

I found this ICU'd game called Keep Meemaw Alive. Now we have to keep the game alive. HELP!!! Coffi (talk) 22:46, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

I think meemaw is used as a replacement to grandma. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:50, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Somebody apparently knows where you live[edit source]

You should have protected your IP address, now the world knows forever where you live.
I mean, I suppose you could get a vpn. You really should be using that if you spend 90% of the time logged out for some reason (you know you can click the "keep me logged in" and it will keep you logged into your account?) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:53, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

yeah, who could've known that you live in the US? truly ground-breaking information right there Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:53, 12 May 2025 (UTC)
I mean, I didn't actually look at the image, so I don't know what's actually on it. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:54, 12 May 2025 (UTC)
it's just the geolocation of his IP. it gives an approximate area (which is pretty big), and its ISP/if it's a proxy/VPN/datacenter/iCloud relay address/probably a bunch more things or not Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:56, 12 May 2025 (UTC)
On a few occasions, I've seen my own IP geolocation as far as 100 km away from my actual location. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:24, 12 May 2025 (UTC)
My IP address is in Los Angeles, which is more than 100 km away from where I live Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:48, 12 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: @Alula: @DaniPine3:, what the heck happened? someone knows where schism lives and schism got socked?! What, where, when, why, and how?!?! Coffi (talk) 03:34, 13 May 2025 (UTC)
@Coffi: I mean that someone doesn't really know where Schism lives; they just searched Schism's IP in an IP locator (which more often than not do not tell the actual user's location) and then created a new account called "i know where you live". Ah, and that someone turned out to be Real person that exists, which got blocked for 1 month after several attempts to sock. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 06:37, 13 May 2025 (UTC)
well then everyone knows I live in β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:55, 13 May 2025 (UTC)
a. the image telling the IP location was immediately deleted
b. IPs location do not tell the actual user's location
c. maybe you shouldn't say your location when you display your IP so freely... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:11, 13 May 2025 (UTC)
what, is alula gonna fly to my house and throw a c4 into my window? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:32, 13 May 2025 (UTC)
yes Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:19, 13 May 2025 (UTC)
great heavens I am in considerable danger 168.11.96.2 (talk) 14:09, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

confusion i have[edit source]

@DaniPine3: the signature wont signature. y'all have those little images and all, and weird special ways to go to your talk pages. how? Schism (talk) 20:13, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

1. Create a new subpage in your userpage called User:Schism/sig. Here you will create whatever signature you want (as long as it's compliant with UN:SIGN, of course).
2. Go to Special:Preferences and scroll to the section "Signature"
3. In the part that says "New signature:", write {{User:Schism/sig}} and click the box on "Treat signature as wikitext (without an automatic link to your user page)"
4. Click save.
5.Your signature should now work :] πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:05, 13 May 2025 (UTC)
Also if you want the signature to not look like an absolute mess (unlike someone else here), then you should write {{nosubst|User:Schism/sig|[[User:Schism]]}} in the field instead. It'll do the same thing, except the entire signature will be inside one box like mine is. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:16, 13 May 2025 (UTC)
@alula: what's wrong with my signature? >:[ πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:28, 13 May 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3 IT'S A BULLSHIT MESS IN THE SOURCE CODE!! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:32, 13 May 2025 (UTC)
Yeah, that. And also the fact that it's not christmas anymore. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:34, 13 May 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: kay, I'll change it, but no need to be so angry about it... also alula it might not be christmas but the christmas trees can be interpreted as pinetrees and are therefore convenient for it. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:50, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

Get in here and help us.[edit source]

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Coffi (talk) 03:10, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

So,[edit source]

do you remember that user that helped you get an account? apparently they were using several sockpuppets...
also, now that I remember, didn't you say something that they were the ones to give you a password or something like that? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:11, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

coffi made the account for me since i couldnt myself Schism (talk) 14:12, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
okay, so, I'm going to be bold saying this. don't trust that person. change your password immideatly. maybe even create a new account. and don't talk to strangers on the internet. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:14, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
well SHIT Schism (talk) 14:15, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
why did you even let some random stranger create an account for you? can't you see the kind of issues that can lead to???? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:17, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
good point Schism (talk) 14:18, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
what are you waiting for? either change the password, or make a new account altogether. NOW. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:20, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
i went and changed the password like immediately once i saw your message Schism (talk) 14:21, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
i went and read through coffi's talkpage, based on conversations i've had with him before, coffi just had no clue that this would be that serious. OR, he did know it would be this serious but he didn't think he would get found out (which, he did) Schism (talk) 14:23, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
k, cool to know you changed your password.
btw, just to be on the same page. you are not another one of those sockpuppets by Coffi, are you? because it seems Coffi had several of them that we didn't even know, and now I'm not certain of what's real and fake anymore... (btw, if you are not Coffi's sockpuppet, I'm sorry for thinking you are one.) πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:25, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
no im not a sockpuppet and its fine that you DID think i was one, but i guess i wanna point out a general writing style you could generally tie to me, that being:
- rarely uses capital letters
- references things from ultrakill
- uses capitals in place of italics Schism (talk) 14:29, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
that's true. your demeanor is to calm compared to Coffi's, while his other sockpuppet had pretty much the same vibe of screaming at you when was typing as Coffi (which I guess it's why alula got suspicious). also, Coffi barely talks about Ultrakill.
I pity that you got involved in this weird mess regarding that user. I'm not even user what even he's trying to do - if he's trying anything at all. but there's definitely something suspicious regarding that user. I hope he becomes more trustable from now on. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:34, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
ts some of the craziest shi i've gotten onto uncyc and seen (ts = this shit, commonly used by my fellow lifeless youtube shorts "people", so easy to think you wouldnt know) Schism (talk) 14:36, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
yeah, I know. I though he was just a hyperactive user, but since I've told him that we found out he had a sockpuppet, he's started behaving weird. even if we didn't block him, just gave him a warning. check out his talkpage's revision history. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:38, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
Y'all are gossiping about me? Coffi (talk) 15:21, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
View my apology. Coffi (talk) 15:22, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

No weird mess required[edit source]

Hello Schism. It's true that I owned multiple sockpuppets and used them to do various things, the problems that have to do with me have nothing to do with you or your personal information.

It's good that you changed your password and info so that it's not exposed to anyone. I sincerely apologize for getting you caught up in this situation. You had no way of knowing, and I truly regret any worry or inconvenience this has caused you. Please know that your account security was never my intention to compromise, and I'm glad you took the necessary steps to protect it. Going forward, I hope to regain the community's trust and learn from this.

Coffi (talk) 15:32, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

The issues related to my sockpuppetry have absolutely nothing to do with you or your personal information. I sincerely apologize for creating your account in the first place; I understand now that it wasn't the appropriate way to help, and it unintentionally put you in a difficult position. Coffi (talk) 15:34, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
its fine pal Schism (talk) 17:12, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Oh yeah[edit source]

I never told you about my new sig. I can now legally give you a tutorial on how to make yours. Coffeetalk 20:58, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Do you still want to work on the hell section of make it to ketchikan?[edit source]

I have a feeling that if any of us tried to finish that section, we would screw it up. You were really on to something there, and me, Gergdown, Alula and DaniPine3 are all concentrated on different parts of the game. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:11, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

ah shit i forgot, i'll get to that soon enough, probably tomorrow afternoon – Preceding unsigned comment added by Schism (talk β€’ contribs)
Nice! We really do appreciate your efforts. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:51, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
hey, so, just wanted to let you and OPOSSUM know that I was trying to make the hell section tie better with the previous version... so I created more stuff before it enters hell. also, I didn't finish it. see UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SitkaGas0 UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SitkaGas, and then follow the link that days "investigate weird shit". πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:54, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

hello[edit source]

i have znarp zleep schleep Schism (talk) 00:16, 9 August 2025 (UTC)

You've just won at something that you had absolutely no involvement in![edit source]

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UnSignpost delivery for January 1, 2026[edit source]

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January 1, 2026 β€’ Issue #237 β€’ Archives β€’ Press Room
I forgot how to write these things.

By ARandomPage
After having my the UnSignpost stolen revived by Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates, going on monthly month-long hiatuses for 3 years (what do you mean it's been 3 years since I was active???), and forgetting Uncyclopedia's existence despite frequently lurking in its discord server, I have forgotten how to write an UnSignpost. How do I use the template (which I myself modified back in 2022)? What do all these inputs mean? How do I write things? I'm quite sure the UnSignpost wrapper used to be centered! What's even happening in this site these days? AAAAAAAAA!

Anyway, it should be January 2026 for everyone here, right? ... Right? So, first UnSignpost of the year goes to me. I sure do love collecting meaningless achievements and titles! ...gosh, what do I even do here anymore? What am I allowed to put in this signpost, again?Deltarune can be tomorrow again By ARandomPage
As it is now 2026, the possibility for tomorrow to be the release day of Deltarune Chapter 5 has become existent once more. Despite the halfway mark of their game having been attained, new chapters are not likely to stop the insanity of Deltarune fans. Assuming Chapter 5 is not shadow-dropped and instead has a release date announced, the world will once again have a day where "tomorrow" means "the day after today" instead of "the day a new chapter of Deltarune releases". Once that happens, there will only be up to 2 Deltarune Tomorrows until the world's concept of tomorrow returns to something that doesn't always mean Deltarune.


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UnSignpost News ARandomPage writes her first UnSignpost in 3 years. She has forgotten how to do that.

Quote(s) of the Week miaaow mrrow mrrp miaow meow mreooow -Alula

ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 13:40, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

She un on my sign till I post[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Free Newspaper Only Two People Started Out Editing, But Now They Want Nothing To Do With!
January 7, 2026 β€’ Issue #238 β€’ Archives β€’ Press Room
So many awards, holy shit.

By Turb0-Sunrise
Holy. Fucking. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
With the new year comes the yearly awards. The scramble of the top 10. The xOTY nominations.
Alright, let's get the fuck down to business.
First off, I have a UOTM nomination open. I have 7 votes already. side note, you should vote for me. side note over.

Now, I have a UOTY too. But that's not the end of it. don't waste your time here

And to cap it all off, I have a WOTY nom too!Turb0-Sunrise hits 10,000 edits By Fish on skates
Some dude Turb0-Sunrise has officially got 10,000 edits as of January 6, 2026. He's only been on here for like 5 months. To put that in perspective, Alula has been around since late 2021 and has around 30,000 edits. You do the math. ColonelKurtz is back By Fish on skates
ColonelKurtz, who took an involuntary unbreak back in October, has returned. Here's hoping he learned from whatever brought on that involuntary break!

Biopic This biopic is about biopics. There are many different ways to write them, but I'm trying out writing them in the style of ARandomPage, who half the time treats this section as another story. I'm lazy, etc. On to the fanmail!

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