User talk:Schism
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- ironically the welcome message meant to tell you how to use uncyclopedia forgot to sign, even though it's one of the last things in the welcome message. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 05:59, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
Also, Welcome[edit source]
So, welcome to uncyclopedia, schism.
You must be, like TOTALLY, NEW HERE, RIGHT!?!?!?!?!??!?!
You aren't the IP User from before, RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!!?
You aren't the creator of Pulverize the sun RIGHT?!??!?!?
I'll show you the ropes around here, totally new user.
Coffi (talk) 03:37, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
- @Coffi: Don't talk to the new user as if you had took unhealthy amounts of caffeine; you might scare them. Also, you're quite the noobie around here too, so mayhbe you ain't the best fit for that task. Also also, what makes you think this account was made by that IP user? πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 03:40, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
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Welcome indeed. Now ain't that better? Cheers. MrX blow me 
05:24, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
hi fellas[edit source]
@DaniPine3: @Theultimategergdown: whats up bitches i got an account (thanks coffi). Schism (talk) 03:41, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
- oh, so you are that IP after all... ngl, I had my suspicions considering ypur name is a reference to Dante's Inferno, AKA the main inspiration for ULTRAKILL. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 03:43, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
HOLY FUCK HE ACTUALLY MADE AN ACCOUNT![edit source]
Unfortunately, I will likely continue referring to you as "IP Man"...
168.11.86.2 made an account before GTA 6 OαΓΆαααα 
(vandalize my talk page) 04:42, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
- @OPPOSUM: It's so difficult to believe, I refuse to believe it. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:01, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM I fucked up my ping. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:02, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
FYI[edit source]
If you're sometimes getting logged out for no reason, check the "keep me logged in" box when you log in. I don't think you have to on wikipedia, but for some reason we often get logged out for no reason on Uncyc if we don't do that. Not a big deal either way, just thought you might like to know. MrX blow me 15:29, 28 April 2025 (UTC)
The user time template[edit source]
I would probably start from when I first edited. (Although technically I made mine when I made my old account - the one from before I forgot the password - and I did make a couple of edits as an IP before I joined) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:05, 29 April 2025 (UTC)
Add this[edit source]
@Schism:, I've made a template for ICU doctors, so you can now add this to your userpage. Coffi (talk) 21:27, 29 April 2025 (UTC)