UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SitkaGas

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Kayak_island.jpgYou head to wherever you think Sitka is, dodging a lot of random islands that you almost could have crashed into, and proceed to get lost in the Gulf of Alaska (you think) before eventually somehow finding your way to the Alaskan panhandle, except you took a wrong turn at some creek, and you see some barely-standing wooden sign reading "WELCOME TO ANGOON! POPULATION: 459" though you did notice some weird shit earlier on the ocean.

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