UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/InvestigateWeirdShit

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Kayak_island.jpg You approach a weird cavern-like entrance that's hidden between the palmtrees in a small island. Despite being in literal Alaska, it seems that as you get closer to the cavern you feel hotter and hotter. You also feel a sting of uneasiness and fear.

There's a sign on the cavern, that reads:

BEWARE! BEWARE! DO NOT ENTER OR YOU WILL MEET A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!!

What will you do?