UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/InvestigateCavern

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This is a florp.

As you're about to approach the cavern, you notice a rather chubby creature protecting the entrance of the cavern. The creatures looks if a hamster had got dropped from a high altitude and deformed its craneal structure as a consequence. Or, to put it simply; it looks like an ugly fat hamster.

As you don't know if the creature is lethal, you think it twice and drive the boat towards the opposite direction. However, as soon as you're leaving, a horde of what seems to be about 82 of that same creature starts approaching you rapidly, shouting something about eating your speedboat in very aggressive Canadian English.

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