Forum:Forest Fire Week 2026

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It's back, bitch. Starting February 8th (Or the 1st, if we're impatient). OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 18:44, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

hell yeah. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:46, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

last one was in 2019... that was 7 years ago... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:55, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

that hurts my brain... 7 years? Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:58, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: indeed, 7 years. $2026-2019=7$. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:00, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

but it feels like 2019 was only like 2 years ago Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:02, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

As your President of America (and soon the world!) I am against any and all forest fires! They create a WHOLE BUNCH of red links, and NOT MUCH ELSE! So many articles, which were funny but just looked like crap, destroyed! Almost as tragic as the Palisades Fire... It might've made sense when there were 500 writers ready to replace the burnt stuff with new articles, but not anymore! I will be investing at least $100,000,000 of your taxpayer money into a "Save the Trees" campaign! Not the real trees, but the virtual trees. Who cares about real trees? They give me splinters. Thank you for your attention to this matter! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 19:07, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: What's forest fire week? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:28, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Hey, shouldn't we have started by now?

Time to unlock Uncyclopedia:Forest Fire Week! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 14:20, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

we should've, but the servers were kaput. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:26, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Damn, I'm an idiot then. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 14:29, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

we should set fire to the serversOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 14:28, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

we already did --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:47, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

we should do it againOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 14:15, 3 February 2026 (UTC)