Forum:Corrupt a Dream

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A new game. RULES:

• A person wishes something, i.e "I wish I had a kitten"
• The next person corrupts it, e.g "Granted, but it's a lion's kitten. Six years later, it eats you."
• The same person wishes for something else, and so on and so on ad nauseum.
• If nobody responds for three days, you are allowed to corrupt your own wish.
• Comments not following the rules shall be removed and fed to grues.

I'll start.

I wish I had a puppy. _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire 21:32, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

it is an EVIL puppy 21:33, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

you have to make a wish after you corrupt _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire 21:41, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

i wish for the kerguelen islands to be dropped straight on top of florida 22:51, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

Sadly, you're directly under them.

i want ideas for an article. _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire 22:53, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

Unfortunately, you get the idea to make "A story built one syllable at a time". So, I wish to meet Walbro IRL. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:57, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

but unfortunately, walbro stabs you IRL. my wish is to see what the next wish is. 🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 23:00, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

Sadly, your wish is shit. i wish to be a pilot. _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire 23:01, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

you must pilot the planes people use in Microsoft Flight Simulator

i wish for olulas to be real 23:03, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

sadly you turn into one. i wish for yansik to go fuck himself. _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire 23:04, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

Unfortunately, Yansik's dick becomes as big as the world, so he fucks you as well. I wish that I could be a seal for a day (and not die, by clubbing or other means.) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:07, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

but sadly, you're stuck as a seal forever because of the curse of a wizard. i wish that one day, i fall on the stairs and have a dream where i go to albuquerque. because, you see, way back when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house, half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop (You know the place)

Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy, except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut! Every single morning! It was driving me crazy!

I said to my mom I said, "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said, "It's good for you" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

and then i wake up an enter albuquerque. 🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 23:08, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

Sadly, you go to albucarkeys instead, and get raped by a cactus. i wish i was a real boy. _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire 23:12, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

you become a wooden puppet on a string
i wish people actually followed the rules of this forum instead of just starting their own little reply chain 23:16, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

I wish I had lucid dreams every night. Soviet (talk) 23:13, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

but sadly, you have lucid nightmares every day. i wish my credit card would play jingle bells every time i used it, and by reading this message, this must happen, my credit card MUST play jingle bells (the song) every time i use it, i must be alive for an extra 100 years after the current time of 10:27, my credit card must be functional, and i must have my credit card in a 1 kilometre radius from me, and it can be closer. 🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 23:14, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

sadly, your bank account is forever empty. i wish i had balls. _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire 23:15, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: technically, my wish was granted still. every time i use my credit card, it plays jingle bells. so technically, even if my bank account is empty and has zero cash, every time i use it, it would still play the sound (if you, uh, expand the definition of use) 🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 23:17, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

However, your balls are so big that you can barely walk. So, I wish I lived further away from LA. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:18, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

but sadly, you are stuck in la forever. i wish this forum thread still exists 🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 23:19, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

sucks to be you, because it doesnt. i want a pony now, damnit! _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire 23:20, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

erm actually this forum still exists. sadly, that pony asplodes, and kills you too. i wish nothing happens in 1 second from now. 🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 23:21, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

Sadly, things happen in that second. i wish for Schism to make out with Shabidoo for my entertainment. _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire 23:23, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

you don't get to see it. i wish people actually put effort into their wishes/corruptions 23:24, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

they don't, because this is uncyclopedia. i wish to be in the mountains. _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire 23:24, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

turb0 what the actual fuc—i mean, instead of being on a mountain, your inside mount everest, meaning that your body just got crushed to death. i wish i could have a european cat. 🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 23:25, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

Granted. You have Cat the Colourful. I wish I could have a Nerf war on top of Mount Shasta. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:26, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

you get a fuck-ton of babies on your team and are shot to death. i wish to be at pinkham notch _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire 23:27, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

instead of whatever a pinkham notch is, you get to meet notch eating a pink ham sandwich. i wish for Turb0-Sunrises signature to have the timestamp before the text 23:28, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

that looks ugly. the ugly police bust you. i wish for a sandvich 23:29, 12 October 2025 (UTC) _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire

but sadly, you are gunned down. i wish to be a real boy on the hall of fame. 🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 21:14, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

spamtenna is made canon in chapter 5. i wish for scag to be real 21:19, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

sadly you get skagway, and are sent to skagway. i wish for another wish 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 21:20, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

Sadly your other wish also gets corrupted. I wish SIX SEVEN never existed. Soviet☭ 22:09, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

wish granted. there's no way i can corrupt that. i wish panther would stop being a furry 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:10, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

granted, panther is now a scalie
i wish for a free switch 2 15:05, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Unfortunately all the games cost $80.00 . I wish I had top tier in War Thunder. Soviet☭ 15:15, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

granted, but your computer catches on fire. i wish people had good questions on ask turb0 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 15:16, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Granted but the questions are few and rare. I wish I got nominated for NotM.– Preceding unsigned comment added by Soviet (talk • contribs)

granted, with a score of -399. i wish for a kv-2-2-2 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 15:23, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Granted but the KV-222 is Stalin’s toy so it is OUR toy so it is not yours. I wish I was an admin. Soviet☭ 15:39, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

granted, but you become aimsplode. i wish for a new header 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 15:42, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

your wish has been granted

i wish i had an antarctic cat 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 15:50, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

you get a penguin instead. i wish for you 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 15:52, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

you only get the words "you" instead. i wish something bad will happen in a second 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 15:53, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

sadly, you get shot by a bear in a trench coat. i wish for more questions on ask turbo 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 15:58, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

ask turb0 is now taking place inside a senate hearing. i wish for amogus 15:59, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

sadly you become an amogus. i wish for an alula 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:01, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Unfortunately Alula’s aren’t real. I wish my laptop could handle cycles in blender. Soviet☭ 16:05, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

you now have a bastard wing. i wish for nothing 16:05, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

you get everything instead. i wish for gen alpha to stop fucking invading this site with brainrot 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:06, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Unfortunately I save brainrot articles in the ICU. I wish people would stop yelling at me to make a user page. Soviet☭ 16:09, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

sadly they dont. i wish soviet would make a userpage 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:10, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Unfortunately I may never make one. I wish I had photoshop for free. Soviet☭ 16:31, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

sadly it's a pirated version, so you get busted by the cops. i wish i was a pilot. 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:32, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Sadly you can’t even start up the Cirrus vision jet. I wish I had a non pirated version of photoshop. Soviet☭ 16:35, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

sadly your computer explodes for unrelated reasons. i wish i knew what love was 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:37, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

you find out that you're aroace. i wish for the laws of physics to change 19:40, 15 October 2025 (UTC)