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I survived the Suicide Bomber game, and you didn't!
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This user is the random smelly contradiction that washed their mustache inside of your hub caps so you must affably rape them with a milk. |
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Welcome to my userpage!
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This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'. |
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This user plays on a PS2 because it's just as good as a PS3. |
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This user plays a PS5 because Lady Luck favors them and they found one. |
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This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet. |
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This user is a Nintendo fan. |
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This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE. |
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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer. |
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This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test |
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In Latin, they would be Dexter.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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Save the elephant shrews, or not. They'll save themselves anyway. |
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This user is a magic ninja! |
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This user likes to use userboxes. |
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NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
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Their PC must have ridiculous power.
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This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune. |
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This user is Homer and is here to say, he will eat some ACC 200 from Germany and he will not die |
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This user drinks water. |
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This user enjoys painting. |
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This user loves pasta. |
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This user likes Jam. A lot. |
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine) |
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This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds. |
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Yes, I would like fries with that. |
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This user devours babies. Whole. |
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Sapplerx will work for food. |
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! |
Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! |
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This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level. |
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
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This user speaks .css at a near-native level. |
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This user speaks Java at a near-native level. |
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This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers . |
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This user speaks Asshat at a near-native level. |
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This user is Over 9000. |
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This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful… |
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This user is non-binary, and as such is provably not a computer. |
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This user uses Last.fm to share their shitty taste in music with everybody. |
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This user is a capitalist pig and will eventually buy out your puny revolution. |
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This user is using a web browser. |
This user also uses Facebook.
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Stay away from them!!
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This user is a member of the Ōkami cult and believe that they can freeze time and paint lines anywhere they want. |
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This user loves Gerard Way, and does think he looks pretty walking down the street in the best damn dress he owns. |
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This user fucking loves My Chemical Romance, and wishes to join The Black Parade. |
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This user likes Rap and Hip Hop because it has rhythm and flow, motherfuckas! |
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This user enjoys punk rock. |
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This user enjoys heavy metal music. |
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This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you. |
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* |
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This user is a big Alicia Keys fan. |
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This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??) |
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This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike). |
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This user is an (unironic) Sheeranist. |
This user hates flat design and recommends the total destruction of all existing software, companies and objects that use it.
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time). |
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This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal. |
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This user's time zone is EST. |
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And Now For Something Completely Different: A knight with a block evading sockpuppet near their nostril gets coldly reduced. |
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My edits: 5,602 |
Articles I worked on
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- (Vocaloid)
- Synthesizer V
- (Ed Sheeran) [5th TT2023]
- I'm Back & I'm Desperate
- Nothing Happens After Two
- New-age music
- How To Start Your Own Country
- AVAkuma
- Arizona Iced Tea
- Lettuce becomes Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
- UnTunes Verified: I'm Back & I'm Desperate
- The Taylor Swift Ticketmaster disaster, explained
- Ram Ranch
- Andrew Tate
- One Direction
- Kid Pix
- LadBaby
- Ice Spice
- Shawn Mendes
- Anthony Fantano
- Azealia Banks
- Melanie Martinez
- Machine Gun Kelly
- UnTunes:Generation Z
- Charlie Puth
- (Advanced Placement)
- Jesy Nelson
- Lewis Capaldi
- Grimace Shake
- Barbenheimer [4th TT2023]
- Famous Birthdays
- XG (group)
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+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+
˖⁺(𝐒𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐱)_🖤
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