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I survived the Suicide Bomber game, and you didn't!

	This award smells fishy.

So long and thanks for the fish!

This user is the random purple swimsuit that rioted their penis inside of your pillows so you must disenchantingly deceive them with a clock.

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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Never invite a vampire in for a bite. Help!

“I won't even lie, I'm looking good”

~ JPEGMAFIA

This user was brought to you by the letters XXX and the number √3.

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Welcome to my userpage!

If I edit something in my sandbox as of now, it's an article that I've been working on. If I have an article that is userfied by me, it will most likely never be made into an actual Uncyclopedia article. I'm also active on the Virtual YouTuber wiki with the same name.

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The ironic thing is, I made an article about Him in the opposite direction, despite being a fan of Him.

19

This user is 19 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

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This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

This user is an administrator and messing with 'em could result in a ban.

This user plays on the Nintendo 3DS, they probably regret nothing

This user plays on the Nintendo Switch, and they only play it on their TV, never in handheld mode.

This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.

PS2

This user plays on a PS2 because it's just as good as a PS3.

PS2

This user plays a PS5 because Lady Luck favors them and they found one.

This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.

This user is a Nintendo fan.

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!

This user is a Ninjazi, with dominion over everything that goes "Sieg Heil".

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This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

This user has eye beams.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

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subliminal!

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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user is a complete, irredeemable Toyota. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and wank at a Furby.

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This user is an idiot who steals userboxes.

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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

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This user likes random colored userboxes.

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Save the elephant shrews, or not. They'll save themselves anyway.

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This user is a magic ninja!

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

This user really thinks that Jack Black is FUCKIN' AWESOME!

This user likes goats. Baaaahaahaahaahhh!

This user has Windows 11.
Their PC must have ridiculous power.

This user likes Super Mario.

This user is Homer and is here to say, he will eat some ACC 200 from Germany and he will not die

This user drinks water.

This user enjoys painting.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user eats M & M's.

This user likes to eat anything orange.

This user likes apples. Or they are one already.

This user loves pasta.

This user has a fondness for Calamari.

This user likes Jam. A lot.

This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

Yes, I would like fries with that.

This user devours babies. Whole.

Sapplerx will work for food.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

Meow!

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

Meow!

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

Woof!

OMG PONIES!

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This user is a native speaker of English.

en N

enl 4

This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level.

enl 4

enr 1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish.

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fig 2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Fight.

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gb 1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Gibberish.

gb 1

gee N

This user is a native speaker of Geek.

gee N

gbs N

This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard.

gbs N

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

css 4

This user speaks .css at a near-native level.

css 4

java 4

This user speaks Java at a near-native level.

java 4

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.

ht 1

il 4

This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.

il 4

es 1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.

es 1

id 0

This user does not understand Indonesian (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

id 0

js 1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of JavaScript.

js 1

ja 1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語.

ja 1

la 1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.

la 1

mor 2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .

mor 2

MW N

This user is a native speaker of MediaWiki.

MW N

pika X

This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.

pika X

17 N

This user is a native speaker of 1337.

17 N

ah 4

This user speaks Asshat at a near-native level.

ah 4

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This fucker speaks AOLer heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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bs N

This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.

bs N

do 1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Dolphin.

do 1

du N

This user is a native speaker of Dumbass.

du N

elv 1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Elvish.

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This fucker speaks Fuckhead heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

fh
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zh

這位用戶的母語是中文。 这位用户的母语是中文。

zh

zh 4

This user speaks 中文 at a near-native level.

zh 4

This user is addicted to video games.

XD

This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

XD

ow 1

This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

ow 1

~_~

This user is a definite fan of Anime.

~_~

^_~

This user is a definite fan of Manga.

^_~

This user is Over 9000.

This user is winking at you because they think you have gold coins. Give them your gold coins, okay?

This user is a fan of anything…WITH SAVINGS!!!

This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful…

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a New Yorker The Patriots rule suck!! (Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)

This user is non-binary, and as such is provably not a computer.

This user is autistic and would be pretty fun to prank.

This user uses Last.fm to share their shitty taste in music with everybody.

This user is a capitalist pig and will eventually buy out your puny revolution.

This user is using a web browser.

This user also uses Facebook.
Stay away from them!!

This user is a member of the Ōkami cult and believe that they can freeze time and paint lines anywhere they want.

This user is a militant agnostic and is certain they are uncertain

This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!

This user loves Gerard Way, and does think he looks pretty walking down the street in the best damn dress he owns.

This user fucking loves My Chemical Romance, and wishes to join The Black Parade.

This user likes Rap and Hip Hop because it has rhythm and flow, motherfuckas!

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user enjoys heavy metal music.

This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is a big Alicia Keys fan.

This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??)

This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).

This user is an (unironic) Sheeranist.

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user hates flat design and recommends the total destruction of all existing software, companies and objects that use it.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal.

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This user's time zone is EST.

And Now For Something Completely Different: A priest with a cuddly toy next to their pupil gets gently feasted.

Fenris was here.

My edits: 7,838

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Articles I worked on

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• (Vocaloid)
• Synthesizer V
• (Ed Sheeran) [5th TT2023]
• I'm Back & I'm Desperate
• Nothing Happens After Two
• New-age music
• How To Start Your Own Country
• AVAkuma
• Arizona Iced Tea
• Lettuce becomes Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
• UnTunes Verified: I'm Back & I'm Desperate
• The Taylor Swift Ticketmaster disaster, explained
• Ram Ranch
• Andrew Tate
• One Direction
• Kid Pix
• LadBaby
• Ice Spice
• Shawn Mendes
• Anthony Fantano
• Azealia Banks
• Melanie Martinez
• Machine Gun Kelly
• UnTunes:Generation Z
• Charlie Puth
• (Advanced Placement)
• Jesy Nelson
• Lewis Capaldi
• Grimace Shake
• Barbenheimer [4th TT2023]
• Famous Birthdays
• XG (group)

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2022: The Year in Music

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