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If I edit something in my sandbox as of now, it's an article that I've been working on. If I have an article that is userfied by me, it will most likely never be made into an actual Uncyclopedia article.

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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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