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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!

HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

So long and thanks for the fish!

This user is the random mundane Xbox that added their leg inside of your encyclopediae so you must coldly discalceate them with a cutting board.

	UnSignpost Home Delivery The Newspaper Whose Mom Said It Was Cool!

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Junk: Stuff we throw away. Stuff: Junk we keep. Help!

“I won't even lie, I'm looking good”

– JPEGMAFIA

This user was brought to you by the letters J, K and the number 1.

ψ`( ･-･× )´↝ ☆彡 ⋆⸜(* ・x ・* )⸝♡♡

Welcome to my userpage!

Welcome to my userpage!

If I edit something in my sandbox as of now, it's an article that I've been working on. If I have an article that is userfied by me, it will most likely never be made into an actual Uncyclopedia article. I'm also active on the Virtual YouTuber wiki with the same name.

>Go down the rabbit hole here<

my mood ring

frustrated confused bored

MAGIC 8 BALL

It Is
Decidedly
So

Infos

The ironic thing is, I made an article about Him in the opposite direction, despite being a fan of Him.

Featured Article: Ed Sheeran
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Featured Article: Barbenheimer
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

20

This user is 20 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

This user is an administrator and messing with 'em could result in a ban.

This user plays on the Nintendo 3DS, they probably regret nothing

This user plays on the Nintendo Switch, and they only play it on their TV, never in handheld mode.

This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.

PS2

This user plays on a PS2 because it's just as good as a PS3.

This user plays a PS5 because Lady Luck favors them and they found one.

This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.

This user is a Nintendo fan.

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test

This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.

WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!

This user is a Ninjazi, with dominion over everything that goes "Sieg Heil".

AAAAAAAAA!

AAAA AAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA!

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see them. Tee hee!!

This user has eye beams.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

sub

subliminal!

This user is the random booming corset that bamboozled their lung inside of your cartilages so you must relentlessly freeze them with a fissile uranium.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user is a complete, irredeemable Sparta. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and egg at a fire hydrant.

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This user is an idiot who steals userboxes.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

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Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

Save the elephant shrews, or not. They'll save themselves anyway.

cCbBaA

.gnilleps drawkcab segaruocne resu sihT

This user is a magic ninja!

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!

No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

This user really thinks that Jack Black is FUCKIN' AWESOME!

This user likes goats.
Baaaahaahaahaahhh!

This user has Windows 11.
Their PC must have ridiculous power.

This user likes Super Mario.

This user watches Wheel of Fortune.

This user is Homer and is here to say, he will eat some ACC 200 from Germany and he will not die

This user drinks water.

This user enjoys painting.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user eats M & M's.

This user likes to eat anything orange.

This user likes apples.
Or they are one already.

This user loves pasta.

This user has a fondness for Calamari.

This user likes Jam. A lot.

This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

This user would like fries with that.

This user devours babies. Whole.

Sapplerx will work for food.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

Meow!

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

OMG PONIES!

en
N

This user is a native speaker of English.

enl
4

This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level.

enr
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish.

fig
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Fight.

gb
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Gibberish.

gee
N

This user is a native speaker of Geek.

gbs
N

This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

css
4

This user speaks .css at a near-native level.

java
4

This user speaks Java at a near-native level.

ht
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.

il
4

This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.

es
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.

id
0

This user does not understand Indonesian (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

js
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of JavaScript.

ja
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語.

la
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.

mor
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .

MW
N

This user is a native speaker of MediaWiki.

pika
X

This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.

17
N

This user is a native speaker of 1337.

ah
4

This user speaks Asshat at a near-native level.

ao
P

This fucker speaks AOLer heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

bs
N

This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.

do
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Dolphin.

du
N

This user is a native speaker of Dumbass.

elv
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Elvish.

fh
P

This fucker speaks Fuckhead heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

zh

這位用戶的母語是中文。
这位用户的母语是中文。

zh
4

This user speaks 中文 at a near-native level.

This user is addicted to video games.

XD

This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

ow
1

This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

~_~

This user is a definite fan of Anime.

^_~

This user is a definite fan of Manga.

This user is
Over 9000.

This user is winking at you because they think you have gold coins. Give them your gold coins, okay?

This user is a fan of anything…WITH SAVINGS!!!

This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful…

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a New Yorker
… The Mets… I mean the Yankees
… suck… I think???
(Users from the greatest worst city ever! (Except LA))

This user is non-binary, and as such is provably not a computer.

This user is autistic and would be pretty fun to prank.

This user uses Last.fm to share their shitty taste in music with everybody.

This user is a capitalist pig and will eventually buy out your puny revolution.

This user is using a web browser.

This user has a Facebook. Please avoid this person!!!

This user is a member of the Ōkami cult and believe that they can freeze time and paint lines anywhere they want.

This user is a militant agnostic
and is certain they are uncertain

This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!

This user loves Gerard Way, and does think he looks pretty walking down the street in the best damn dress he owns.

This user fucking loves My Chemical Romance, and wishes to join The Black Parade.

This user likes Rap and Hip Hop because it has rhythm and flow, motherfuckas!

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.

This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is a big Alicia Keys fan.

This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??)

This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).

This user is an (unironic) Sheeranist.

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user hates flat design and recommends the total destruction of all existing software, companies and objects that use it.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal.

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This user's time zone is EST.

And Now For Something Completely Different:
A server with a monorail stuck in their tongue gets fretfully humped.

Fenris was here.

My edits: 8,240

Want a corndog?

Articles I worked on

(Parentheses indicate rewrites)

• (Vocaloid)
• Synthesizer V
• (Ed Sheeran) [5th TT2023]
• I'm Back & I'm Desperate
• Nothing Happens After Two
• New-age music
• How To Start Your Own Country
• AVAkuma
• Arizona Iced Tea
• Lettuce becomes Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
• UnTunes Verified: I'm Back & I'm Desperate
• The Taylor Swift Ticketmaster disaster, explained
• Ram Ranch
• Andrew Tate
• One Direction
• Kid Pix
• LadBaby
• Ice Spice
• Shawn Mendes
• Anthony Fantano
• Azealia Banks
• Melanie Martinez
• Machine Gun Kelly
• UnTunes:Generation Z
• Charlie Puth
• (Advanced Placement)
• Jesy Nelson
• Lewis Capaldi
• Grimace Shake
• Barbenheimer [4th TT2023]
• Famous Birthdays
• XG (group)

🎵

2022: The Year in Music

Signature collection

Just hanging in here for no reason

+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+

˖⁺(𝐒𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐱)_🖤

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