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Welcome to my userpage!
If I edit something in my sandbox as of now, it's an article that I've been working on. If I have an article that is userfied by me, it will most likely never be made into an actual Uncyclopedia article.
>Go down the rabbit hole here<
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This user likes to play games on their Nintendo 3DS – they regret nothing. |
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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer. |
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In Latin, they would be Dexter.
WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!! |
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine) |
This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds. |
Yes, I would like fries with that. |
This user devours babies. Whole. |
{{{1}}} will work for food. |
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
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This user uses Last.fm to share their shitty taste in music with everybody. |
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This user loves Gerard Way, and does think he looks pretty walking down the street in the best damn dress he owns. |
This user fucking loves My Chemical Romance, and wishes to join The Black Parade. |
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This user enjoys heavy metal music. |
This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you. |
This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??) |
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Articles I worked on[edit | edit source]
- Vocaloid
- Synthesizer V
- Ed Sheeran
- I'm Back & I'm Desperate
- Nothing Happens After Two
- New-age music
- How To Start Your Own Country
- Avakuma
- Arizona Iced Tea
- Lettuce becomes Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
- UnTunes Verified: I'm Back & I'm Desperate
- The Taylor Swift Ticketmaster disaster, explained
- Ram Ranch
- Andrew Tate
- One Direction
- Kid Pix
- LadBaby
- Ice Spice
- Shawn Mendes
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