whats up welcome to my user page

here are some fun userboxes :3

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This user is a vegetarian, so you should be brandishing a stick of celery at them.

This user loves pasta.

This user likes apples.
Or they are one already.

This user holds an account on YouTube as SystemPhantom.

alula was here

This user prides themself from wasting enough time editing here to become an extended confirmed user.

wooooah i can put whatever i want here this is so cool[edit | edit source]

im gonna try using the symbols to type something

ᛁ єᐃᒣᒥ ₣◎ΰᚱ ᘻᛇᒶᒷᛌ๐ᚢ ᒬӺ٥ૡᗋᒣᒱᓁᘓៜ ᘍᗄᙦᒋᛘ ᚧᗗΎ

that took a while so i hope you think it looks cool

what else can i put here

another title[edit | edit source]

i can make the title bold thats awesome!![edit | edit source]

cursive too ooooh. can i do both at once yes i can i can do bold + curisve for when a title needs to be SUPER DUPER emphasized[edit | edit source]

hold the phone i just realized theres a dropdown menu on the typeface picker[edit | edit source]

btw that above sentence is sorta double bold because its both a subheader and bolded

this is what that looks like without the extra bold[edit | edit source]

thats very neat

anyways what cool things do we have in the typeface options

oh check this out i can take my article^{TO A HIGHER POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

i wonder if i can do that with titles as well

yes i can^{WOOOOOO taking this to the next level yaaaynow we're also boldno more bold :(}[edit | edit source]

we also have subscript_{like this, in case i want to convert part of my article into being a submarine that's kinda cool. i like submarines because they look cool and some of them use nuclear reactors and i like nuclear reactors}

~~oh nooooooooo someone is crossing out my article!!!! how rude.. dont they know i put my blood sweat and tears into this work of art~~yaaaaaay now im not being crossed out anym~~ore aw dang i jinxed it~~

beep boop i am robot computer code section beep beep beep beep I'm sorry, but as an AI language model I can't help you write your Uncyclopedia user page article becaus

can i make titles code boxes too lets see

`i honestly didn't expect this to work but it does. nice!i will also use this space to show underlining`[edit | edit source]

to be honest i dont really get the point of underlining. bolding and italics work way better and you could probably use one of those in replacement of underlining but maybe there's something i'm missing idk

Ik weet niet wat dit taal dingetje is maar ik spreek een beetje nederlands, dus ik gebruik mijn^TAALKRACHTom dit uit te proberen!!!!!!!!!!

wow isnt that so cool language powers!!!? im like a language wizard or something!!!.. what else do we have herewoooooah big text

i wonder if i can use the big text to make titles even bigger

BIG TITLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo..... now i am small title :([edit | edit source]

unfortunately i ran out of all the typeface options but theres still a couple more things i want to try

here's a link to the main page! i tried putting in a link which just led back to my own user page but i dont think it worked

to do list[edit | edit source]

turn on my computer
eat bread
drink water
drink more water
visit the great hexagon of saturn

numbered list[edit | edit source]

this sounds the same as the word "won"
this sounds the same as the words "to" and "too"
when i was younger i would pronounce this the same as "free" but now i know that those two words are pronounced differently
this sounds the same as the word "for"
i cant think of any word that the number five sounds like at all
almost sounds like sex but the crown of "sex number" resides firmly with the number 69. This number is also afraid of seven
ate nine
side character
died in episode 3 after being eaten
if you add "tacles" to the end of this number it becomes squidward's last name (tortellini)

i think i can also put images here[edit | edit source]

Image that i made to demonstrate that ability

wait a minute why is it on that side of the page

can i bring it over here

idk i probably can but im not gonna figure that out now

what is this hieroglyph thing

adfasdasdfaf

that's probably useful for something but i wouldn't know what that something is

${\ce {H2O}}$

ahahaha that makes water

two hydrogen and one oxygen

except theres also a bunch of other stuff in the water that humans drink im pretty sure because pure water would be dangerous

nevermind i just looked it up and it seems pure water is safe to drink but like you shouldn't drink too much of it because you will not have enough nutrients or something that you would normally get from the other water that you drink

im gonna put a math formula in now

$f(n)={\begin{cases}n/2,&{\text{if }}n{\text{ is even}}\\3n+1,&{\text{if }}n{\text{ is odd}}\end{cases}}$

i watched a video about the 3n plus 1 thing a while ago on youtube and it was pretty cool

i dont think im that interested in math anymore though

ooooooh code block this is fun
its sorta like that other code thing but different
i doubt you can put this one in titles though. i'll check anyway

i remember making a terrible arduino car that crashed into things in computer science class and it was pretty funny so thats why i set the language of this thingy to arduino

haha brainfuck funny programming language

ok yea i just tried inserting the thing above into a title and it didn't work


table

now thats a table. you gotta admit.

and now for the star of the show

BLUE BALL FACTORY.GIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also i figured out how to put the picture on the left side of the screen isnt that great

man i love the blue ball factory

poll[edit | edit source]

I had no idea you could make polls here but i guess you can so let me try this out

You voted for "black beans" on 18 July 2025 at 19:37. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

green beans

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black beans

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I want to revoke my vote

There were 7 votes since the poll was created on 02:51, 23 April 2025.

poll-id A7B3A2D812D52102B990E7B6482D1957

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my article ideas

work in progress article for Rodrick Alden

my "test page"

failed article about the italian pasta rule

some random list of the top 10 coolest people

my signature

all possible results of my signature's randomisation feature

my signature copied a few hundred times or so

my sandbox which has nothing except for a couple links to uncyclopedia voting pages and a text smuggling demonstration

User:SystemPhantom

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wooooah i can put whatever i want here this is so cool[edit | edit source]

another title[edit | edit source]

i can make the title bold thats awesome!![edit | edit source]

cursive too ooooh. can i do both at once yes i can i can do bold + curisve for when a title needs to be SUPER DUPER emphasized[edit | edit source]

hold the phone i just realized theres a dropdown menu on the typeface picker[edit | edit source]

this is what that looks like without the extra bold[edit | edit source]

yes i can^{WOOOOOO taking this to the next level yaaaynow we're also boldno more bold :(}[edit | edit source]

`i honestly didn't expect this to work but it does. nice!i will also use this space to show underlining`[edit | edit source]

BIG TITLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo..... now i am small title :([edit | edit source]

to do list[edit | edit source]

numbered list[edit | edit source]

i think i can also put images here[edit | edit source]

poll[edit | edit source]

articles i started[edit | edit source]

userspace pages[edit | edit source]

Navigation menu

User:SystemPhantom

wooooah i can put whatever i want here this is so cool[edit | edit source]

another title[edit | edit source]

i can make the title bold thats awesome!![edit | edit source]

cursive too ooooh. can i do both at once yes i can i can do bold + curisve for when a title needs to be SUPER DUPER emphasized[edit | edit source]

hold the phone i just realized theres a dropdown menu on the typeface picker[edit | edit source]

this is what that looks like without the extra bold[edit | edit source]

yes i canWOOOOOO taking this to the next level yaaaynow we're also boldno more bold :([edit | edit source]

i honestly didn't expect this to work but it does. nice!i will also use this space to show underlining[edit | edit source]

BIG TITLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo..... now i am small title :([edit | edit source]

to do list[edit | edit source]

numbered list[edit | edit source]

i think i can also put images here[edit | edit source]

poll[edit | edit source]

articles i started[edit | edit source]

userspace pages[edit | edit source]

Navigation menu

Search

yes i can^{WOOOOOO taking this to the next level yaaaynow we're also boldno more bold :(}[edit | edit source]

`i honestly didn't expect this to work but it does. nice!i will also use this space to show underlining`[edit | edit source]