User:SystemPhantom
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whats up welcome to my user page
wooooah i can put whatever i want here this is so cool[edit | edit source]
im gonna try using the symbols to type something
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that took a while so i hope you think it looks cool
what else can i put here
another title[edit | edit source]
i can make the title bold thats awesome!![edit | edit source]
cursive too ooooh. can i do both at once yes i can i can do bold + curisve for when a title needs to be SUPER DUPER emphasized[edit | edit source]
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btw that above sentence is sorta double bold because its both a subheader and bolded
this is what that looks like without the extra bold[edit | edit source]
thats very neat
anyways what cool things do we have in the typeface options
oh check this out i can take my articleTO A HIGHER POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wonder if i can do that with titles as well
yes i canWOOOOOO taking this to the next level yaaaynow we're also boldno more bold :([edit | edit source]
we also have subscriptlike this, in case i want to convert part of my article into being a submarine that's kinda cool. i like submarines because they look cool and some of them use nuclear reactors and i like nuclear reactors
oh nooooooooo someone is crossing out my article!!!! how rude.. dont they know i put my blood sweat and tears into this work of artyaaaaaay now im not being crossed out anymore aw dang i jinxed it
beep boop i am robot computer code section beep beep beep beep I'm sorry, but as an AI language model I can't help you write your Uncyclopedia user page article becaus
can i make titles code boxes too lets see
i honestly didn't expect this to work but it does. nice!i will also use this space to show underlining[edit | edit source]
to be honest i dont really get the point of underlining. bolding and italics work way better and you could probably use one of those in replacement of underlining but maybe there's something i'm missing idk
Ik weet niet wat dit taal dingetje is maar ik spreek een beetje nederlands, dus ik gebruik mijnTAALKRACHTom dit uit te proberen!!!!!!!!!!
wow isnt that so cool language powers!!!? im like a language wizard or something!!!.. what else do we have herewoooooah big text
i wonder if i can use the big text to make titles even bigger
BIG TITLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo..... now i am small title :([edit | edit source]
unfortunately i ran out of all the typeface options but theres still a couple more things i want to try
here's a link to the main page! i tried putting in a link which just led back to my own user page but i dont think it worked
to do list[edit | edit source]
- turn on my computer
- eat bread
- drink water
- drink more water
- visit the great hexagon of saturn
numbered list[edit | edit source]
- this sounds the same as the word "won"
- this sounds the same as the words "to" and "too"
- when i was younger i would pronounce this the same as "free" but now i know that those two words are pronounced differently
- this sounds the same as the word "for"
- i cant think of any word that the number five sounds like at all
- almost sounds like sex but the crown of "sex number" resides firmly with the number 69. This number is also afraid of seven
- ate nine
- side character
- died in episode 3 after being eaten
- if you add "tacles" to the end of this number it becomes squidward's last name (tortellini)
i think i can also put images here[edit | edit source]
wait a minute why is it on that side of the page
can i bring it over here
idk i probably can but im not gonna figure that out now
what is this hieroglyph thing
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that's probably useful for something but i wouldn't know what that something is
ahahaha that makes water
two hydrogen and one oxygen
except theres also a bunch of other stuff in the water that humans drink im pretty sure because pure water would be dangerous
nevermind i just looked it up and it seems pure water is safe to drink but like you shouldn't drink too much of it because you will not have enough nutrients or something that you would normally get from the other water that you drink
im gonna put a math formula in now
i watched a video about the 3n plus 1 thing a while ago on youtube and it was pretty cool
i dont think im that interested in math anymore though
ooooooh code block this is fun
its sorta like that other code thing but different
i doubt you can put this one in titles though. i'll check anyway
i remember making a terrible arduino car that crashed into things in computer science class and it was pretty funny so thats why i set the language of this thingy to arduino
haha brainfuck funny programming language
ok yea i just tried inserting the thing above into a title and it didn't work
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now thats a table. you gotta admit.
and now for the star of the show
BLUE BALL FACTORY.GIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also i figured out how to put the picture on the left side of the screen isnt that great
man i love the blue ball factory
[52.6] THE ITALIAN PASTA RULE[edit | edit source]
One of the biggest mistakes the Italians made during the entire Desert Campaign was to provide their troops with a diet which was composed, in large part, of spaghetti and macaroni. Aside from providing insufficient protein (this wasn't Buitoni Brand), pasta has one serious drawback in the desert: you need water to cook it! Therefore, each Italian battalion, when it receives its Stores, must receive an additional 1 Point of Water when Stores are distributed. Any battalion-sized unit that does not receive their Pasta Point (one Water point) may not voluntarily exceed their CPA that Turn. Furthermore, Italian battalions not receiving their Pasta Point that have a Cohesion Level of -10 or worse immediately become Disorganized, as if they had reached -26. As soon as such units get their Pasta Point, they regain the original Cohesion Level (i.e., the level they had before they disintegrated).
poll[edit | edit source]
I had no idea you could make polls here but i guess you can so let me try this out
