User:SystemPhantom

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This user is non-binary, and as such is provably not a computer.

This user identifies as asexual (mostly because it sounds better than "virgin").

EN-N This user is a native speaker of English. EN-N

NL-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Dutch. NL-1

whats up welcome to my user page

wooooah i can put whatever i want here this is so cool

im gonna try using the symbols to type something

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that took a while so i hope you think it looks cool

what else can i put here

cursive too ooooh. can i do both at once yes i can i can do bold + curisve for when a title needs to be SUPER DUPER emphasized

hold the phone i just realized theres a dropdown menu on the typeface picker

btw that above sentence is sorta double bold because its both a subheader and bolded

this is what that looks like without the extra bold

thats very neat

anyways what cool things do we have in the typeface options

oh check this out i can take my article^{TO A HIGHER POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

i wonder if i can do that with titles as well

yes i can^{WOOOOOO taking this to the next level yaaaynow we're also boldno more bold :(}

we also have subscript_{like this, in case i want to convert part of my article into being a submarine that's kinda cool. i like submarines because they look cool and some of them use nuclear reactors and i like nuclear reactors}

oh nooooooooo someone is crossing out my article!!!! how rude.. dont they know i put my blood sweat and tears into this work of artyaaaaaay now im not being crossed out anymore aw dang i jinxed it

beep boop i am robot computer code section beep beep beep beep I'm sorry, but as an AI language model I can't help you write your Uncyclopedia user page article becaus

can i make titles code boxes too lets see

i honestly didn't expect this to work but it does. nice!i will also use this space to show underlining

to be honest i dont really get the point of underlining. bolding and italics work way better and you could probably use one of those in replacement of underlining but maybe there's something i'm missing idk

Ik weet niet wat dit taal dingetje is maar ik spreek een beetje nederlands, dus ik gebruik mijn^TAALKRACHTom dit uit te proberen!!!!!!!!!!

wow isnt that so cool language powers!!!? im like a language wizard or something!!!.. what else do we have herewoooooah big text

i wonder if i can use the big text to make titles even bigger

BIG TITLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo..... now i am small title :(

unfortunately i ran out of all the typeface options but theres still a couple more things i want to try

here's a link to the main page! i tried putting in a link which just led back to my own user page but i dont think it worked

to do list

• turn on my computer
• eat bread
• drink water
• drink more water
• visit the great hexagon of saturn

numbered list

1. this sounds the same as the word "won"
2. this sounds the same as the words "to" and "too"
3. when i was younger i would pronounce this the same as "free" but now i know that those two words are pronounced differently
4. this sounds the same as the word "for"
5. i cant think of any word that the number five sounds like at all
6. almost sounds like sex but the crown of "sex number" resides firmly with the number 69. This number is also afraid of seven
7. ate nine
8. side character
9. died in episode 3 after being eaten
10. if you add "tacles" to the end of this number it becomes squidward's last name (tortellini)

i think i can also put images here

Image that i made to demonstrate that ability

wait a minute why is it on that side of the page

can i bring it over here

idk i probably can but im not gonna figure that out now

what is this hieroglyph thing

adfasdasdfaf

that's probably useful for something but i wouldn't know what that something is

${\ce {H2O}}$

ahahaha that makes water

two hydrogen and one oxygen

except theres also a bunch of other stuff in the water that humans drink im pretty sure because pure water would be dangerous

nevermind i just looked it up and it seems pure water is safe to drink but like you shouldn't drink too much of it because you will not have enough nutrients or something that you would normally get from the other water that you drink

im gonna put a math formula in now

$f(n)={\begin{cases}n/2,&{\text{if }}n{\text{ is even}}\\3n+1,&{\text{if }}n{\text{ is odd}}\end{cases}}$

i watched a video about the 3n plus 1 thing a while ago on youtube and it was pretty cool

i dont think im that interested in math anymore though

ooooooh code block this is fun
its sorta like that other code thing but different
i doubt you can put this one in titles though. i'll check anyway

i remember making a terrible arduino car that crashed into things in computer science class and it was pretty funny so thats why i set the language of this thingy to arduino

haha brainfuck funny programming language

ok yea i just tried inserting the thing above into a title and it didn't work

table

now thats a table. you gotta admit.

and now for the star of the show

BLUE BALL FACTORY.GIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also i figured out how to put the picture on the left side of the screen isnt that great

man i love the blue ball factory