UnNews:CDC announces wonderful plan to prove vaccines cause autism

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Sunday, March 9, 2025

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The Truth-Seeking One Be'eth In Almighty Support Of The CDC's New Endeavor!!

All not fear, for the savior of true knowledge is here. Donald "Führer" Trump has made an agreement with Susan Monarez, the CDC's director. In exchange for the permanent suspension of Trump's unsolicited "Donny Dick Pic" direct messages, Susan Monarez has gone ahead and announced a plan to reveal the link between The Vaccine and Autism. For real this time!

For a little bit of history, The Vaccine has always been in direct opposition to The Christian. Big Vaccine has infiltrated every part of our lives. Even if you yourself are enlightened and have your blood pure and untouched by the devil's semen, the toxins that exode from The Vaccinators have undoubtedly corrupted your mind. I personally have failed many history tests because of the Vax in the Air. I assure you that is the only reason i failed and i am very extremely smart otherwise. The so-called "Teacher" (more like Brainwasher) kept saying something about Critical Source Interpretation and The Old Earth like I was another antitheist. I dropped out of school at 17 years old after my uncle took me to the woods and showed me The Holy Bible, where truth can be understood and understanding is truth. From there would I learn the ways of the True American, The Unpoisoned American. The Unpoisoned American does not abide by Big Woke "Medicinal Guidelines", for the Lord of long ago tells me, all who Know, One is not of the Pure Soul, be that One who Vaccinates Be He; To vaccinate and be Vaccinator, be the American the Poisonous, behind the next Forty do the ashes of the next century of Truth and Looks without the Pointing Hand From Outside; the American man of truth be not one of the Soul be he inclined to (someone else edit this and continue the incoherent rambling)

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