User:SystemPhantom/top10coolestpeople

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Number 10: whoever programmed the green tank from Wii Tanks[edit | edit source]

death itself.


the green tank in this game is unironically a scarier bossfight than actual bosses in like cuphead or risk of rain 2 or whatever

Number 9: Nokotan[edit | edit source]

Nokotan is a very good creature and deserves many headpats

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Number 8: Gawr Gura[edit | edit source]

gooa.

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟:3

Number 7: Goblin from Clash of Clans[edit | edit source]

Handsome. He also may or may not be my primary source of income at this very moment.

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Number 6: Niko[edit | edit source]

Niko
Niko.

The child must be protected at all costs

"True" -alula

Number 5: Craig[edit | edit source]

gd cologne.

Craig is an individual who is absolutely not a furry and who also loves the first spider part from "Dash" in popular video game Geometry Dash.

Number 4: Robert Topala[edit | edit source]

Robert Topert gave me fire in the hole & water on the hill and for that i am eternally grateful.

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Number 3: Matt Gray[edit | edit source]

The actual results i found while looking for a picture of Matt Gray.

The only person in the world who is authorized to drive the Mattmobile.

I would also include Gary Brannan and Chris Joel here but unfortunately i think they just barely don't qualify for the top 10 because they did not appear in peak cinema.

Number 2: Tom Scott[edit | edit source]

Som Tcott.

i would let Thomas Scotland explain the failure of dasani water in britain on the side of a busy road any day of the week.

Number 1: You![edit | edit source]

The person reading this right now is by far the best person ever. they are unfathomably based and should honestly be given some sort of award for being such an awesome person, but alas I am in no position of being able to hand out something like that.

A finger pointing towards the best person ever.