User talk:SystemPhantom

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Cool![edit source]

Low key that's an amazing userpage ngl. Wish I had thought of it! Genius! Something about it just makes me guffaw! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs

HEEEEEELP![edit source]

I messed up and created a new asbowaat. Now the article will be plauged with memes. Help me write it...

πŸŽ–οΈYOU HAVE BEEN DRAFTEDπŸŽ–οΈ
into the elite forces of the
ASBOLAAT LITERARY LEGION


MISSION: Write a few glorious lines(following the rules, of course) to shape the fate of a chaotic epic.
Your words may doom the world, summon a new god, or just give WAR another heart attack.

πŸ“œ To enlist: go to The Grand ASBOLAAT Story and add ONE LINE to the end. Then, wait for your next turn, and write another.
🎯 Do NOT edit others' lines. Do NOT write a banana. Do NOT back away from KALKUTNIDAK.
πŸ’₯ Do it for glory. Do it for Coffi. Do it because KALKUTNIDAK must never win.


βš”οΈ JOIN THE STORY WAR βš”οΈ
Failure to comply will result in eternal narratological confusion.

Coffi (talk) 03:18, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Congratumulations![edit source]

You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:

  • Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
  • Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
  • Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
  • Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month

If you have any questions, slap L10nM4st3r with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that!
Coffi (talk) 04:17, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I've seen you're trying to make your own signature.[edit source]

those are quite good-looking pixels you found for your signature, although they might exceed the size requirements just a tiny little bit. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:55, 31 May 2025 (UTC)

ok i reduced the rotation to 20% of what it was originally how's this --SystemPhantom(talk)618px-Trollface HD.png 01:58, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
oh what the fuck --SystemPhantom(talk)618px-Trollface HD.png 01:58, 31 May 2025 (UTC)

kay so I've tried to help you with the "heehee haha" thing and here's my attempt:


{{#css:
@keyframes ArUJRbsbr3 {
0% { transform: rotate(-5deg) scale(1.1); }
25% { transform: rotate(0deg) scale(0.9); }
50% { transform: rotate(5deg) scale(1.1); }
75% { transform: rotate(0deg) scale(0.9); }
100% { transform: rotate(-5deg) scale(1.1); }
}
.tEzncYOM7V {
animation-name: ArUJRbsbr3;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
animation-duration: 1s;
position:absolute;
}
}}
{{PopupImage|text=<div class="tEzncYOM7V">[[User:SystemPhantom|SystemPhantom]]([[User talk:SystemPhantom|talk]])</div>|image=Lowqualityhehehehaw.jpg|width=130px|link=|top=-120px}}

which should look like this

Lowqualityhehehehaw.jpg



πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:01, 31 May 2025 (UTC)

this is a disaster im just going to set it back to the default one--SystemPhantom(talk)618px-Trollface HD.png 02:03, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
actually i'll try the thing you just sent i'll see if that goes well --SystemPhantom(talk)618px-Trollface HD.png 02:03, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
hold on, there's a typo in the code. I've just fixed it. try copying the new version. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:04, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
i think the bouncy animation will have to go it seems to fuck up the page way too much. i'll keep playing around with the image popup though, this seems fun (and potentially very very annoying) --SystemPhantom(talk)618px-Trollface HD.png 02:07, 31 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I want to make the error message that i made pop up bigger but i can't seem to make it bigger no matter how much i change the width parameter. i require technical support --SystemPhantom(talk)618px-Trollface HD.png 02:33, 31 May 2025 (UTC)

i replaced it with a trollface, though my demands for using up more screen space on an unfunny popup have not declined in the slightest --SystemPhantom(talk)618px-Trollface HD.png 06:32, 31 May 2025 (UTC)