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Cool![edit source]

Low key that's an amazing userpage ngl. Wish I had thought of it! Genius! Something about it just makes me guffaw! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

HEEEEEELP![edit source]

I messed up and created a new asbowaat. Now the article will be plauged with memes. Help me write it...

πŸŽ–οΈYOU HAVE BEEN DRAFTEDπŸŽ–οΈ
into the elite forces of the
ASBOLAAT LITERARY LEGION

MISSION: Write a few glorious lines(following the rules, of course) to shape the fate of a chaotic epic.
Your words may doom the world, summon a new god, or just give WAR another heart attack.

πŸ“œ To enlist: go to The Grand ASBOLAAT Story and add ONE LINE to the end. Then, wait for your next turn, and write another.
🎯 Do NOT edit others' lines. Do NOT write a banana. Do NOT back away from KALKUTNIDAK.
πŸ’₯ Do it for glory. Do it for Coffi. Do it because KALKUTNIDAK must never win.


βš”οΈ JOIN THE STORY WAR βš”οΈ
Failure to comply will result in eternal narratological confusion.

Coffi (talk) 03:18, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Congratumulations![edit source]

You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:

  • Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
  • Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
  • Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
  • Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month

If you have any questions, slap L10nM4st3r with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that!
Coffi (talk) 04:17, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I've seen you're trying to make your own signature.[edit source]

those are quite good-looking pixels you found for your signature, although they might exceed the size requirements just a tiny little bit. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:55, 31 May 2025 (UTC)

ok i reduced the rotation to 20% of what it was originally how's this --❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍐pear for you! (talk)❄️ 01:58, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
oh what the fuck --❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍐pear for you! (talk)❄️ 01:58, 31 May 2025 (UTC)

kay so I've tried to help you with the "heehee haha" thing and here's my attempt:


{{#css:
@keyframes ArUJRbsbr3 {
0% { transform: rotate(-5deg) scale(1.1); }
25% { transform: rotate(0deg) scale(0.9); }
50% { transform: rotate(5deg) scale(1.1); }
75% { transform: rotate(0deg) scale(0.9); }
100% { transform: rotate(-5deg) scale(1.1); }
}
.tEzncYOM7V {
animation-name: ArUJRbsbr3;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
animation-duration: 1s;
position:absolute;
}
}}
{{PopupImage|text=<div class="tEzncYOM7V">[[User:SystemPhantom|SystemPhantom]]([[User talk:SystemPhantom|talk]])</div>|image=Lowqualityhehehehaw.jpg|width=130px|link=|top=-120px}}

which should look like this

SystemPhantom(talk)
Lowqualityhehehehaw.jpg



πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:01, 31 May 2025 (UTC)

this is a disaster im just going to set it back to the default one--❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍐pear for you! (talk)❄️ 02:03, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
actually i'll try the thing you just sent i'll see if that goes well --❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍐pear for you! (talk)❄️ 02:03, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
hold on, there's a typo in the code. I've just fixed it. try copying the new version. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:04, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
i think the bouncy animation will have to go it seems to fuck up the page way too much. i'll keep playing around with the image popup though, this seems fun (and potentially very very annoying) --❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍐pear for you! (talk)❄️ 02:07, 31 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I want to make the error message that i made pop up bigger but i can't seem to make it bigger no matter how much i change the width parameter. i require technical support --❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍐pear for you! (talk)❄️ 02:33, 31 May 2025 (UTC)

i replaced it with a trollface, though my demands for using up more screen space on an unfunny popup have not declined in the slightest --❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍐pear for you! (talk)❄️ 06:32, 31 May 2025 (UTC)

nvm i came up with something else ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍐pear for you! (talk)❄️ 02:57, 11 June 2025 (UTC)

gambling sig stuff[edit source]

you could consider adding things that aren't fruit-related to make it more look like the kinda stuff in a casino. something like hearts (❀️), spades (♠️), horseshoes (℧), etc. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:25, 12 June 2025 (UTC)

99% of gamblers quit before they earn big[edit source]

99% of gamblers quit before they earn big.png

yippee

gergdown, eh (talk) 14:29, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Gerg's Shitroom Shitting To Your Location[edit source]

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Wikicreator2562 tries to come back for the fifth time
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That's right, it goes in the sockpuppet hole!
On January 4th, 2025[note 1], Wikicreator2562 created their Uncyclopedian account. Although their account would seem innocent, they would become one of the most infamous vandals in the entirety of the Uncyclopedian landscape. Wikicreator then continuously spammed the creation of articles like Cherbia, MediaUncyclo, and Chrz City. Although not IP-craftβ€”it was still bad, thus, these articles were ICU'd, except for MediaUncyclo, since it was a very horrid recreation of a front page for a wiki for requesting wikis. They were banned on January 22nd, 2025, due to them not knowing how to sign, being very cryptic, being very uncommunicative, and continuously spamming the same articles. But recently, Wikicreator2562 has went Super-Gale-Mode, by creating several sockpuppets. Yeah. You can see the whole list of sockpuppets here. This is his fifth sockpuppet. Damn. Just. Damn.

The UnSignpost steals our archive system! I mean, it is a good archival system...
Pourquoi?? They stole our archival system??? Tβ€”to be honest, I don't really care about it. I mean, the header on their archival system is literally "NEW ARCHIVE SYSTEM, STOLEN FROM GERG'S SHITROOM". So it's fine. Y'know, the only active writer on the UnSignpost (well, as of writing this issue), Turb0-Sunrise, Y'know, heβ€”he actually wrote two stories in the 10/8/2025 issue about my shit. It's like he's trying to be nice to me so that when he steals my archival system, I don't really care that much about it...

...nah, that'd be too smart. And also too stupid.

Vancouver and Vancouverite Sojourn are finished in MITK Wait, really?
"Wait, really?" is correct! It's finished! I think! It's finished! Play it here! Or don't! Likeβ€”y'know, you could justβ€”not play it. But let's be honest, it did not need to take four months to create. Like, four months. That's a third of a year. Thank god Heartbound exists, so I can say I'm not the worst with games that take so long to release.

This is the first issue in which I could only write three stories... ...wait.
Oh shit, I just wrote another one. Fuck.



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gergdown, eh (talk) 18:02, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

Gerg's Shitroom
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Holy Shit Gerg's Shitroom Ain't Daily??
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Ruh Roh
"Woah! What the fuck? Gerg's Shitroom isn't a daily newsletter? What the absolute shit?? I'm so offended!!!" I know that's what you're asking. Why didn't I make an issue yesterday? Why? Why? Why?!?!? Wait, yβ€”you're not asking that? Oh. But I'm still gonna tell you why.

So practically, I was stargazing yesterday. I got to see a lot of constellations yesterday! To name a few:

  • Ursa Minor
  • Ursa Major
  • Cassiopeia
  • Cepheus
  • Draco
  • Hercules
  • Cygnus
  • Lyre
  • Auriga
  • Corona Borealis (faintly)

...okay, that was all I could see.

Not even an quarter of the constellations I could've seen in the night sky.

I also got to see a meteor flashing through the sky. Pretty cool!

What was also cool was the weather. I mean, literally, it was about 4 degrees Celsius outside (39 degrees Fahrenheit).

But that's enough about me. Enough about me. Enough about my experiences. End of story.

Turb0-Sunrise gets nominated for Writer of the Month Oh damn.
I refuse to say anything else. Good job for him. You should, well, you should vote for him. You should vote for that man. Or don't.

Video Essay Progress Something the world definitely didn't need
It's going pretty well. I guess. Honestly, Iβ€”I'm too lazy to write about anything right now..



Best Quote of the Whenever

  • "ruh roh" β€” Gergdown, after responding to """""Who wants to see some absoloute dogshit soon" -Turb0-Sunrise" -Gergdown", after responding to the quote from Issue 5, "who wants to hear some absoloute dogshit soon" β€” Turb0-Sunrise"-Gergdown" β€” Gergdown

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gergdown, eh (talk) 00:43, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

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Yippee!!!
Happy tenth issue! That's 1/3rd of a month. That's like, a bunch. Pretty cool! If you want to celebrate thisβ€”firstlyβ€”rethink your actions. Secondly, you can play Vancouverite Sojourn by clicking on this link! Please, Iβ€”I spent four months on it. I've been living with the pigeons. And the pigeons are coming for me, because I didn't pay my rent yet. So help. I have to steal food now to make ends met.

Video Essay is finished As of writing this issue, it already has four votes on VFH
That's right! The article literally nobody needed is here! Or maybe someone did need the Video Essay article? Whatever. Oh well, because it exists now. For real. As of writing, it's been less than 6 hours since the publication of the article, and it already has four votes on VFH. Kinda cool.

Turb0-Sunrise now has the ugliest signature ever Like, really, it sucks, like, holy shit, it's so bad
I've officially found the worst signature ever. And let me break down why it's so bad.

So the first thing I hate about it is the [[File:Sun-asplode.gif]] image. The thing is, although a gif sounds great, make sure to always leave either a |link= or a |link=(your userpage) in the file. Because otherwise, it really just stinks, because when you click on the image, it just sends you to the file, which really sucks.

The next thing is a bit more obscure. Not many people know this, but instead of using <small>(your text)<small>, you can actually use {{Big|-2|(your text)}} instead. It saves file space (by like, 4 bytes). It's more convenient. It's better. It's BETTER!

The next thing is way more obvious. The usage of <big><big><big> instead of {{Big|3||}} really stinks. Why? Because it does.

And at last, was <font face="Palace Script MT">. Who would use a font like this? It sucks. You suck. I suck.

Turb0-Sunrise nominates his own article for the fourth time on VFH

This is why nobody likes him
Read aboβ€”waiβ€”NO NO NO NO NO NO
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  • "ruh roh" β€” Gergdown, after responding to """""Who wants to see some absoloute dogshit soon" -Turb0-Sunrise" -Gergdown", after responding to the quote from Issue 5, "who wants to hear some absoloute dogshit soon" β€” Turb0-Sunrise"-Gergdown" β€” Gergdown

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πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 23:24, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

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Never Play Minesweeper from a Garage Sale
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(At 3 AM)
Never play Minesweeper at 3 AM. I repeat. NEVER play it at 3 AM. You know why you should never play it at 3 AM? Well, it's pretty obvious. Look at the image to your right. What do you see? A very NOT normal game of minesweeper. Notice how there's a 9 on the board. A NINE. Thβ€”that's not how minesweeper. If you didn't know, the numbers on minesweeper tells you how many squares around it are mines. So if there's a square with a 1 on it, that means it has 1 mine adjacent to it. The maximum can only be eight. So why is there a nine?? And most importantly, why is there a flying 6 on the board?? By the way, thank you for reading this story. This is actually just a ploy to make you play Minesweeper. Good gameplay loop. My only complaint is that there's no reward for completing a level, and there's no lootboxes, cosmetics, and there's also no female characters.

Video Essay gets 9 votes on VFH As of writing last issue, it had four votes on VFH
Oh cool, that one funny article I made now has NINE votes on VFH. That's pretty cool! But can we get ten? That'd be pretty cool, y'know? Ten votes? That's two digits. That's a one plus a zero... plus nine. So yeah! That'd be pretty cool. Not forcing you, of course. I'm not your father (or mother, if you don't have a father. in which... damn)

I would give my insight on how I created the article, but I think I should release it whenever I'm not half-asleep.

Turb0-Sunrise tries to nominate Surprisium on VFH, ends terribly Like, it went so bad
Yeah... it didn't go well for Turb0. Like, he put it on QVFD bad. 0 votes for, 4.5 votes against. Turb0, annoyed, distraught, said this:

"shit fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit. my next article will fucking destroy this" β€” Turb0-Sunrise

So anyways, Turb0, next time you nominate your own articles to "piss me off" he really did say this, lol, uh, make sure the article's feature worthy? Thank you.

The UnSignpost-Gerg's Shitroom merger?

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Best Quote of the Whenever

  • "shit fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit. my next article will fucking destroy this" β€” Turb0-Sunrise

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πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 19:12, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

Gerg's Shitroom
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Video essay gets featured
Video Essay.jpg

And we actually got 10 votes!! Holy shit!!
That's right. Video essay actually got featured on VFH. With a grand total of ten votes, it's uhβ€”well it's featured. Ain't that cool?? Ten votes?? The double digit number of votes?? Whatever. But also, soon after Video essay got featured, Turb0-Sunrise nominated his article HowTo:Behave Yourself on VFH. It currently sits at -2.5 votes. He nominated Surprisium to "piss me off", he nominated HowTo:Behave Yourself to "tick me off", what's next? Is he gonna nominated Skyscraper (whenever that article comes out) to "shit me off"? Oh yeah, and when I tried reporting on the UnSignpost that Video essay got 10 votes on VFH, and thus, should be going on VFH Highlight on the week, he redacted it! But it was probably because we then agreed that Moccasins should've been the highlight.

Apparently I'm nominated for adminship??? Wait what the fuck
Uh... so apparently I got nominated for admin on VFS? What the actual fuck? I haven't even gotten rollbacker yet! I mean, vote whatever your heart desires, but likeβ€”what the actual hell? I have a chance to become an admin? Holy shit! That's kinda huge!

Should I add an "Ask Gerg" section here? Why not?
The "Ask ####" trend started on who-the-fuck-cares. The most important part is that Turb0 and Forum:Ask OPOSSUM are doing it, so should I? The bestest of questions shall be put on the most recent issue.

Should I add an "Ask Gerg" section here?
You voted for "Yes" on 20 October 2025 at 09:14. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
7
0
There were 7 votes since the poll was created on 19:29, 15 October 2025.
poll-id 018787ED856E38C7183DBACE0FEA1645

The UnSignpost-Gerg's Shitroom merger? Oh damn it actually happened LOL
Yeah... the merger happened. Though nothing changed... sorry, LOL!



Best Quote of the Whenever

  • "U got a big stick? ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)" β€” OPOSSUM

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πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 19:34, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Oh God, not another UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Try the veal!
October 8, 2025 β€’ Issue #224 β€’ The periodical without any junk in its trunk!
Current issue β€’ Archives β€’ Press Room
Yet more competing bullshit.
By Turb0-Sunrise

We just got over Gerg's Shitroom existing[1], and now we have yet another competitor. TropicalPanther's "New Tropical Times" has arrived on the newspaper scene this last Sunday. Damn it, I wanted the cool job nobody else had! And seriously, what's with this line? L10N! GET IN HERE AND FIX THIS!

Turb0-Sunrise in the Ho(u)S(e)?
By Turb0-Sunrise

Among many random events going on today, UnSignpost editor Turb0-Sunrise has made it into the Hall of Shame with his latest article, Road Rage.

Sockpuppets
By who do you think

We have a socker! Wikicreator2562 is a rampant sockpuppeteer. With 5 confirmed socks, be on the lookout for any article on the fictional piece of bullshit Cherbia, or anything concerning the HowTo Store.

Biopic
Gergdown, formerly Theultimategergdown, is the creator of articles such as Lawrencium, as well as Make it to Ketchikan's Vancouverite Sojourn, is one of the only Canadian Uncyclopedian still around. Gergdown is also the author of Gerg's Shitroom. Go read that. Nothing happens here.
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Top VFH Competitors
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Quote(s) of the Week

""""Who wants to see some absoloute dogshit soon" -Turb0-Sunrise" -Gergdown", after responding to the quote from Issue 5, "who wants to hear some absoloute dogshit soon" β€” Turb0-Sunrise"-Gergdown

Notes

Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif. 14:11, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

Ugh, not another UnSignpost![edit source]

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Hurricane Roulette
By Turb0-Sunrise

The 2025 Atlantic hurricane season's newest fuck-buddy, TropicalPanther Storm Melissa, has formed, and is expected to hit just about anywhere from Costa Rica to Florida. Give it to Florida! HIT MIAMI! Or just do nothing and give some Caribbeans a bath whether they like it or not.

Yonkagor Sucks, Panther!
By Turb0-Sunrise

TropicalPanther's newest childish obsession, the furry/musician[I am not kidding] Yonkagor, is getting out of hand. Panther's escapades include attempting to turn LPTEW into a forum about it, among other things. What Panther doesn't realize, is that even though I've never even heard of it, I can already tell that it sucks.

Gerg nommed for admin, does not go well
By Turb0-Sunrise

Notable[This Can't Be True] user Gergdown has been nommed for adminship by yours truly. It's not going so well. Somehow, it sits at 0, and get this: Gerg hasn't even voted for himself yet.

"Erm, actually, if you check everybody's noms on VFS, nobody actually has voted for themselves yet πŸ€“ also give me half an year and then nom me again πŸ€“ πŸ€“ πŸ€“" β€” Gergdown

Ask Turb0
  • how does water taste in New England -IP man β€” [nil {{{u1}}}]
  • Yankee hatred and a little bit of rust
  • are you a aviation enthusiast? -Soviet β€” [nil {{{u2}}}]
  • Not really, but planes are cool I guess.
  • More questions? β€” [nil {{{u3}}}]
  • Yes, Gerg.
  • Are you unemployed? -Soviet β€” [nil {{{u4}}}]
  • Squirrel!
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Top VFH Competitors
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Quote(s) of the Week

It skids over the sea like Jesus on crack. -OPOSSUM

Notes

πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘» 22:44, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

Damn the torpedos USP!=[edit source]

The UnSignpost
83.54% more reliable than The Daily Mail
November 5, 2025 β€’ Issue #228 β€’ Contains zero calories!
Current issue β€’ Archives β€’ Press Room
There is no news
By Turb0-Sunrise

Nothing. At. All. Interesting. Has. Happened. Period. Wait, yes there has.

My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise

Yeah. Fuck you, IP. Seriously, why mine though? Aren't there 7 or 8 active admins to do that to? What did I even do?

Turb0 gets thumbsucker
By Who do you think

Yeah. That happened. Thanks, MrX.

Ask Turb0
  • Whos your favorite vocaloid -hockey salmon β€” [nil {{{u1}}}]
  • none of them
  • What do you think of grammer not sees? -Commie β€” [nil {{{u2}}}]
  • fuck them.
  • How do you spend your time outside of Uncyclopedia? -Rat β€” [nil {{{u3}}}]
  • Bold of you to assume he does spend time outside of Uncyclopedia -Fish. Thank you, Fish.
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Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 20:27, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

  1. ↑ because it's actually funny. Nice work, gerg.
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