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Welcome to Gerg's Shitroom

A subdivision of the UnSignpost

The worst news site in the entirety of Uncyclopedia

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Here at Uncyclopedia, we don't ask simple questions like "How do we save this planet from annihilation?" Or "How do we make things as convenient as possible?". No. We ask manly questions. Manly questions such as "How do we make things actively worse?" Thus, I've made Gerg's Shitroom: The worst news broadcasting page ever. The key point is that only I can edit it. So, whenever I leave this forsaken site, this little news channel will end. So, enjoy it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

A NEW ISSUE WILL BE MADE EVERY SATURDAY (though there will be smaller ones sprinkled within the week)

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Previous Issue • October 15, 2025 • Issue #12 • Next Issue

Video essay gets featured

And we actually got 10 votes!! Holy shit!!
That's right. Video essay actually got featured on VFH. With a grand total of ten votes, it's uh—well it's featured. Ain't that cool?? Ten votes?? The double digit number of votes?? Whatever. But also, soon after Video essay got featured, Turb0-Sunrise nominated his article HowTo:Behave Yourself on VFH. It currently sits at -2.5 votes. He nominated Surprisium to "piss me off", he nominated HowTo:Behave Yourself to "tick me off", what's next? Is he gonna nominated Skyscraper (whenever that article comes out) to "shit me off"? Oh yeah, and when I tried reporting on the UnSignpost that Video essay got 10 votes on VFH, and thus, should be going on VFH Highlight on the week, he redacted it! But it was probably because we then agreed that Moccasins should've been the highlight.

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Apparently I'm nominated for adminship??? Wait what the fuck
Uh... so apparently I got nominated for admin on VFS? What the actual fuck? I haven't even gotten rollbacker yet! I mean, vote whatever your heart desires, but like—what the actual hell? I have a chance to become an admin? Holy shit! That's kinda huge!

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Should I add an "Ask Gerg" section here? Why not?
The "Ask ####" trend started on who-the-fuck-cares. The most important part is that Turb0 and Forum:Ask OPOSSUM are doing it, so should I? The bestest of questions shall be put on the most recent issue.

Should I add an "Ask Gerg" section here?

You voted for "Yes" on 20 October 2025 at 09:14. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Yes

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No

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I want to revoke my vote

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 19:29, 15 October 2025.

poll-id 018787ED856E38C7183DBACE0FEA1645

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The UnSignpost-Gerg's Shitroom merger? Oh damn it actually happened LOL
Yeah... the merger happened. Though nothing changed... sorry, LOL!

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Best Quote of the Whenever

• "U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" — OPOSSUM

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