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Welcome to Gerg's Shitroom

The worst news site in the entirety of Uncyclopedia

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Here at Uncyclopedia, we don't ask simple questions like "How do we save this planet from annihilation?" Or "How do we make things as convenient as possible?". No. We ask manly questions. Manly questions such as "How do we make things actively worse?" Thus, I've made Gerg's Shitroom: The worst news broadcasting page ever. The key point is that only I can edit it. So, whenever I leave this forsaken site, this little news channel will end. So, enjoy it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

A NEW ISSUE WILL BE MADE EVERY SATURDAY (though there will be smaller ones sprinkled within the week)

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Previous Issue • October 3, 2025 • Issue #4 • Next Issue

Theultimategergdown is now Gergdown

Nobody liked Theultimategergdown as a username. Be honest.
Gergdown, formally Theultimategergdown, has now changed their username to Ger—

...okay, I can't write about myself in third person. That sounds absurdly wrong.

So instead of writing it in a third-person perspective, here is the entire history of my username.

"Theultimategergdown" isn't my usual username. The username I usually choose is "Raisinbrainguy".
Side-note: I actually have a sock puppet called Deltaruler. The Deltarune forshadowing was insane. Side-note over.
The reason why I called my username "Theultimategergdown" is actually... really complicated. Practically, back in the ages that I made Roblox experiences (god, that feels wrong to say), there was this Roblox experience I worked on called "Find the Gregs". One of the Gregs there was called "Gerg". Find the Gregs was a puzzle experience, which may seem unimportant to the story, but actually, if you look at the earliest version of my userpage, it said I was here for a puzzle. One of the Gregs had a puzzle where you had to look at pages, and look at their history to find the answer. (Which, I did try doing on Wikipedia first, but that would take too much work.) And for the puzzle, I created the atomic elements pages such as Yttrium, Cerium, Samarium, Nihonium, and Terbium for the puzzle, and after my Uncyclopedian addiction started, I also made Ytterbium and Lawrencium. And so, thus, I created Theultimategergdown, which is now Gergdown.

Well, we can finally say, Theultimategergdown is now The-un-ultimate Gergdown.

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Video Essay Article Uhm...
That's right. I'm writing an article. You can see it here. I think it might be my favourite article so far.

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Political Statement ...
Due to advice from my lawyers, I am legally required to not put a statement here.







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Vancouverite Sojourn? ACTUAL PROGRESS???
HOLY SHIT!!!

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• "who wants to hear some absoloute dogshit soon" — Turb0-Sunrise

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Notes (If any)

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Progress Bars

Progress Legend   Finished   Almost Finished   Great   Good   Eh   No.

Vancouverite Sojourn
Planning	Image Creation	Page Creation	Page Creation	Page Creation	Balancing	Proofreading
Vancouver in MITK
Planning	Image Creation	Page Creation	Page Creation	Page Creation	Satanic Challenge	Proofreading
Javascript
Learning	Learning	Learning	Learning	Testing	Testing	Game Creation (Maze)
Rooms
Planning	Image Creation	Page Creation	Page Creation	Page Creation	Easter Eggs	Proofreading
Priest Goofball, the main boss of Chapter Number 4 of Deltarune
Progress

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