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The Newspaper That DOESN'T Think It's Better Than You!
December 10, 2025 • Issue #233 • The Newspaper That Contains Neither News Nor Paper.
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Christmas sig time!
Repeating the trend from October with the spooky signatures, Fish on skates has made her own Christmas-themed signature that looks suspiciously like DaniPine3's uhh... year-round signature. And, also repeating the trend, Turb0-Sunrise has come out with a "Christmas" signature of his own, suspiciously shortly after Fish showed hers off. OPOSSUM has also jumped on the bandwagon with a popup sig featuring, among other things, the disclosure of a relationship with Krampus and the accusation of presumed-dead user Squaw Dee being Santa's ninth reindeer.
Gergdown for UOTM
Resident no-lifer and hockey lover Gergdown has been nominated for UOTM after RealDonaldTrump's smashing success last month. The outcome looks good so far, but you never know what can change in a month. Will Gerg be the last UOTM of 2025? Will a new contender rise to the challenge? Will the author stop talking like the back cover of a book? You'll just have to wait and see.
LPTEW blanked, WTools allegedly to blame
Fish on skates, trying to save an edit to a "sectoin" of Last person to edit wins, accidentally replaced the entire forum with said "sectoin". This was appropriately met with horror by DaniPine3 and Turb0-Sunrise and resulted in a three-second block by DaniPine3.
It's been a wild ride, but with the help of Shabidoo, Fuck Around and Find Out is featured. And here's the catch: I didn't nominate it!
- Do you celebrate Christmas or any other December holiday? — Fish on skates
- Yes
- What's your favourite sister project? — Soviet
- None of them
- If pigs flew and I ran for admin, what would you vote? — Fish on skates
- You can vote for multiple people, you know that?
From The Logs
- 23:56, 3 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) blocked Fish on skates (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Turb0 told me to (for making a fatal grammatical mistake))
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This is probably the first UnSignpost written mostly by Fish on skates.
Quote(s) of the Week
“stick the top of a tree up my asshole and call me a star”
– Turb0-Sunrise
“was it that what you said”
