Blood libel

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The so-called blood libel or blible is some manipulative crap them Jews invented in order to disguise the fact that they murder Christians[1] as part of their Judaism rituals. There are many types of blood libels, most of 'em are Uncyclopedia articles about blood libels. There are old blibels & modern-day blibels. Old blibles ususally include stories about Egyptian kings who murder little Jew-babies to save the Egyptian empire from Moses, who is the original Antichrist; Moses ended up murdering all of Egypt's non-Jew-babies, including Jesus, but that was the only true part of that story.

Modern blibles are more subtle than old ones, as the Jews have their own country now with an army 'N all. Let's take a look at a modern-day blible:

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Christian victim[edit | edit source]

Name[edit | edit source]

Age[edit | edit source]

Nationality[edit | edit source]

Accusing Priestess[edit | edit source]

Reason[edit | edit source]

  • Finishing in 23rd place out of 25 and 18 places beneath Israel in Eurovision 2024.

Accusations[edit | edit source]

  • Solicitation of the good Slovenian public to vote for Israel, against the better judgment of Mother Radiotelevizija Slovenija.
  • Using the Zionist Government (not the American one, the other one) for above solicitation.
  • EVEN THOUGH Slovenian public is used to give Israel only a few points in the past.
  • Making a cyber attack on Slovenia and online voting system of Slovenia, using American/Israeli computing methods.
  • Jews made Dutch singer very angry so that he threatens female Eurovision worker with his fist, so that he gets banished from Eurovision instead of the evil Israeli singer.
  • Zionists making Eurovision lower down boo voices while evil Israeli singer is singing.
  • The Israeli company which sponsors Eurovision (Moroccan Oil) prohibited the waving of any flag which is not of one of the competing countries, including the flag of Texas.
  • The Rest of the World vote is a Zionist plot and is contaminating the pure Islamic nature of Europe.

Source[edit | edit source]

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Future[edit | edit source]

As we all can see, the future of bubbling is very questionable indeed, as the Zionist Administration of Uncyclopedia has already written a satirical article about it, and has completely destroyed it. Just the same as they did to the noble KKKolombian protests of 2024. May the Lord fight the evil Uncyclopedian Administration so that we can continue pushing Jews out of classrooms and Eurovision arenas, as God originally intended.

Footnotes[edit | edit source]

  1. Mostly young environmental activists.