User:Kakun

kakun

"Kakun" is pronounced exactly the same as the Pokémon Kakuna, without the A. Whatever that means.

Kakun is:

• Founder of the Hebrew-language Uncyclopedia, Eincyclopedia.
• Co-writer of the article Saw, along with Mhaille.
• Creator of the official Uncyclopedia playlist.
• Active here since 2005 including a pretty long break which concluded with the article Blackadder.
• Writer of many UnNews.
• Obituarer of Kevin Spacey's career.
• Writer of these featured articles.
• Slayer fan.

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