UnNews:Saw XI's poster design changed again
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Sunday, October 27, 2024
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he poster for the upcoming sequel to Saw X, currently entitled Saw XI, has changed again, this time to someday during September 2026. After delaying the poster's release in a year once, the poster's creators are facing serious creative blocks again. Fans are already rioting all around the world over this, claiming that it doesn't have to be so hard to come up with a decent combination of severed organs for the new poster.
As devout Kamala supporters, UnNews has decided to step right up and try to help the Saw creative team with the issue. Meanwhile, we're hoping that our poster suggestions will help Kamala among male American voters.
Our first poster suggestion is pretty dumb, because we used AI's help for both the idea and the picture. So let's just get it out of the way quick. Bottom line, we couldn't understand a word of what Chat GPT was saying and we're not sure that we want to. But the poster came out pretty cool:
Our second suggestion is inspired by the movie Spiral (which found an "elegant" way to avoid making up an IX poster) - treating a loved one as if it's one of your organs. For that, we assumed that the subject is the brother of two female synchronized swimmers. There you go, confused male voters who are considering to vote for Trump:
And finally, we're about to show you all our failed attempts to create the third poster. Enjoy, supporters of anti-gay closeted senile people:
If that one didn't help, you should totally vote for Trump - he will convert you into straights in no time.
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- Aaron Pellish "Harris makes final push to close gap with male voters" CNN, October 27, 2024
