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- Gumb sat alone on a bench in the park
- "My name is Jamie," he'd casually remark
- Waiting for the bus with his hands in his pockets
- He just kept saying life's like a throatful of roaches
- He's Gumb, He's Gumb
- He hates himself
- He's Gumb, He's Gumb, He's Gumb
- Is he an elf?
- Gumb was a big Bon Jovi fan
- He always hides his cock as best as he can
- He doesn't like to feel he's Gumb because
- His mom always made him fuck her pussy with his shnoz
- He's Gumb, He's Gumb
- He thinks he's trans
- He's Gumb, He's Gumb, He's Gumb
- What's with that dance?
- Run... run... run, run, now Jamie
- Run... run... run from Claris now
- Run... run... run, run, now Jamie
- Run... die!
- His lover Benjamin has left him for Klaus
- His poodle Precious looks kinda like a mouse
- His grandma and grandpa were his first kill
- Became a serial killer, they called him Buffalo Bill
- He's Gumb, He's Gumb
- He skins his humps
- He's Gumb, He's Gumb, He's Gumb
- But leaves no lumps
- Is this Gumb out of his mind?
- I think so
- Is this Gumb mentally blind?
- I think so
- Does this Gumb look like Chrissie Hynde?
- I think so
- And it puts the lotion in the basket.
 | This page was originally sporked from "Gump" by "Weird Al" Yankovic |