Gumb

GUMB

Gumb sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is Jamie," he'd casually remark
Waiting for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept saying life's like a throatful of roaches

He's Gumb, He's Gumb
He hates himself
He's Gumb, He's Gumb, He's Gumb
Is he an elf?

Gumb was a big Bon Jovi fan
He always hides his cock as best as he can
He doesn't like to feel he's Gumb because
His mom always made him fuck her pussy with his shnoz

He's Gumb, He's Gumb
He thinks he's trans
He's Gumb, He's Gumb, He's Gumb
What's with that dance?

Run... run... run, run, now Jamie
Run... run... run from Claris now
Run... run... run, run, now Jamie
Run... die!

His lover Benjamin has left him for Klaus
His poodle Precious looks kinda like a mouse
His grandma and grandpa were his first kill
Became a serial killer, they called him Buffalo Bill

He's Gumb, He's Gumb
He skins his humps
He's Gumb, He's Gumb, He's Gumb
But leaves no lumps

Is this Gumb out of his mind?
I think so
Is this Gumb mentally blind?
I think so
Does this Gumb look like Chrissie Hynde?
I think so
And it puts the lotion in the basket.