E-scooter

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elon kurt scooter
a wideeyed boy
horribly deformed
only turned sososoftly from highway to pavement

e k scooter

(2011-2022)

born in a spring

a kidwho


unfortunately

own ed a nelec tri ckick scoot
er

or such


as both of his


every single one of his parents were (even lianecartmanand everymomin"southpark")

totally


entirelyinsecurelowlife
childabusing
j
u
stlikeme

(who can not (comeup) with their(own) i
d
e
a


and s p o r ks a n old article instead)


disturbed he did bought his escooter

(whocouldn't tell pure evil from actualparenting)

because theyarejust littlekids 4fuckssake

so theyjust

(ride on, on

their scooters

and totally breakeverybone intheirbody)


this invention

(an escooter)

exists to show how fathermotherwomanmankind

thought thistechnology isprogress

allthetime laughing(discreeetly - crouchedbefore dead body)

at the stupidity of humanity

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