Prolog

You already know what prolog is.

No, not PROBOT, you fucking ass. PROLOG.

Prolog is a programming language which assumes that the computer is a human being. Other languages give the computer specific orders what to do, for example:

• X is a dick
• Y is a vagina
• Put X inside Y

But prolog just tells the computer the final situation, without any directions how to get there:

• X is inside Y
• My balls are suckable

Prolog just assumes that at some point, the computer would understand by itself that X is a dick and Y is a vagina. Which is totally silly, of course. That's why prolog is an epic fail.

Usage

Prolog is currently used for absolutely nothing. It could be used, however, to try to explain the COVID-19 pandemic. There you go:

• Vin Diesel is awesome
• Vin Diesel loves Corona
• China loves Vin Diesel
• China makes Corona
• Vin Diesel loves China
• China is awesome

The result of that program was, as expected, an epic fail. The main reason is that the computer is not a human being, and cannot understand by itself that corona could mean both an awesome beer and a not-so-awesome virus, at the same time. From that angle, a computer is much more similar to a donkey.

The immediate result of that program was simple: the word corona went viral. All the computers in the world were flooded with the word corona, with the simple goal to turn each and every word online, spoken, written or grunted, to corona.

And no, the computer doesn't care that it's written as coronavirus. It's a fucking donkey, remember? If you put a lady donkey next to it, it will fuck the lady donkey, even if the lady donkey is wearing a Shrek costume.

Pros and cons

Pros

• Chinese officials have been revealed to be total cons.
• Prolog has been revealed to be epic fail.
• The way to stop coronavirus was revealed, too. You just need to un-viral the word corona. Since we are SQL people and we totally hate prolog, we will show you exactly how to do that. There you go:

Coronas

• Corona, corona corona corona corona corona.

In conclusion

You already know what prolog is.

Programming languages

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