Go (programming language)

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Paper on Typesafety
Go, is a cruel fucking joke

Ghandi on Go

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Go, more like Go fuck yourself

Dennis Ritchie on Go

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Never use Go, otherwise you will already have lost the battle

Sun Tzu, The art of war

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Go (Persian: گه, lit. "shit") is an esoteric programming language made by Google in 2007, Go originated from the aftermath of Ken Thompson mistyping everything trying to program in C while drunk.

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Design[edit]

Go was designed as a bad joke out of Ken Thompsons typos in 2007, it was specifically meant to cause cerebral infarction to its users.

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The cerebral infarction caused by the language generated loyal users of it, Gophers.

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Usage[edit]

People who write Go can't tell what Go could be used for due to the cerebral infarction it causes.

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Go can be perfectly used for the quick loss of brain cells and is a great method of self torture.

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Code example[edit]


We would provide more examples, but every single piece of Go ever written looks identical.

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So it is basically useless to provide more examples.

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foo := map[string][]map[string]map[string]bool{
        "fuck": []map[string]map[string]bool{
            map[string]map[string]bool{
                "this": map[string]bool{"language": true},
                "i'm":  map[string]bool{"having a stroke": true},
            },
            map[string]map[string]bool{
                "god": map[string]bool{"someone": true},
                "help":  map[string]bool{"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA": true},
            },
        },
        "REEEEEE": []map[string]map[string]bool{
            map[string]map[string]bool{
                "my fingers":     map[string]bool{"hurt": true},
                "please fucking": map[string]bool{"shoot me": true},
            },
        },
    }
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