Go (programming language)
“Go, is a cruel fucking joke”
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“Go, more like Go fuck yourself”
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“Never use Go, otherwise you will already have lost the battle”
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Go (Persian: گه, lit. "shit") is an esoteric programming language made by Google in 2007, Go originated from the aftermath of Ken Thompson mistyping everything trying to program in C while drunk.
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Design[edit | edit source]
Go was designed as a bad joke out of Ken Thompsons typos in 2007, it was specifically meant to cause cerebral infarction to its users.
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The cerebral infarction caused by the language generated loyal users of it, Gophers.
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Usage[edit | edit source]
People who write Go can't tell what Go could be used for due to the cerebral infarction it causes.
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Go can be perfectly used for the quick loss of brain cells and is a great method of self torture.
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Code example[edit | edit source]
We would provide more examples, but every single piece of Go ever written looks identical.
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So it is basically useless to provide more examples.
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foo := map[string][]map[string]map[string]bool{
"fuck": []map[string]map[string]bool{
map[string]map[string]bool{
"this": map[string]bool{"language": true},
"i'm": map[string]bool{"having a stroke": true},
},
map[string]map[string]bool{
"god": map[string]bool{"someone": true},
"help": map[string]bool{"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA": true},
},
},
"REEEEEE": []map[string]map[string]bool{
map[string]map[string]bool{
"my fingers": map[string]bool{"hurt": true},
"please fucking": map[string]bool{"shoot me": true},
},
},
}
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