Avatar 2

Avatar 2
The Way of Waters
Directed by	James II
Produced by	James II Charles III Floyd V
Written by	James II God III
Based on	Mel Gibson's Smurfalypse Now
Starring	Native Pandorians Washington Redskins Vladimir Putin
Music by	Biohazard Pandorica
Distributed by	Canada
Release date	2023
Running time	230 minutes
Country	Pandora
Language	French Pandorian
Budget	40.7 smurfberries (which is a buttload of cash)
Box office	Much less than Joker II

Avatar 2, AKA Asmurfalypto, is an 2022 Pandorian film directed by James Cameron, and a prequel to Avatar 3, AKA The Smurfberry Rush, and Avatar 4, AKA The Great Director, and Avatar 5, AKA James Cameron Diaz's The Mask, and Avatar 6, AKA Cameron Balboa, and Avatar 7, AKA Avatar 3D: The Reunion. Little is known about the movie's premise & themes, except that it's a verbatim translation of the Mel Gibson film Apocalypto into the Pandorian cinematic language.

Unlike the wonderful people-loving Apocalypto upon which it's based on, Avatar 2 is a misanthropic load of shit and probably even worse than The Lion King in 3D and The Godfather Part II Without People combined.

Premise

“Set in the futuristic Saudi city of Neom fallen from the stars, the new installment of Avatar reveals exactly how all smart stuff, such as smart phones, smart clothes, smart links, smart cities, and smart World Cups, are created: by executing all non-smart people who happen to live in the area.”

— 2 Century Studios

Plot

the cheif's son when he made fun of the main character's teenage son's "Sister" said that

This Mayan guy eats raw dinosaur testicles, and understands that he was pranked by his "friends". The guy lives in the (un)civilization of the Mayas, where people are sacrificed on a daily basis by beheading, to satisfy the evil Pandorian God, James Cameron. The ball-eating guy fears for his own destiny, and the destiny of his child and his wife Beyonce. He decides to flee the evil culture but eventually the entire Maya are erased by Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

It's unclear what happened to the Ballsucker family, it's assumed they gained their freedom and ended the reign of the British Empire in Canada.

this scene where the guy got his arm sliced when that powerful thing cut him off

Cast

Neom

• Smurf 1 as Dude Ballsucker
• Smurfette 1 as Beyoncé
• Smurfito 1 as Baby Ballsucker
• Smurf 2 as the High Priest
• Foreign Worker 1 as Halyna Hutchins

World

• Human 1 as Volodymyr Zelenskyy
• Superhuman 1 as Lionel Messi
• Alec Baldwin as Mohammed bin Salman

Other

• James Cameron I as Himself, a "strong and vibrant director who spans the entire saga of the sequels".

Production

Volodymyr Zelenskyy's stunt double in the movie is Vladimir Putin. In real life, Putin is currently being stunt-doubled by Brad Pitt, until Pitt loses it and bumps Putin's head into the table top several times.

Reception

The movie currently has only 1 review on Rotten Toenails, written by Jay-Z, but it's still unclear if it's positive or negative.

The writers of the Walt Disney movie Bambi have complained that just like Apocalypto, Avatar 2 is an obvious copy of Bambi, but nobody cares because everyone are just waiting for Saw 10 and Smile 2 to come out.

Legacy

The Avatar franchise is about a human who decides to become an alien, which is the exact opposite of Superman. So basically, James Cameron is Mr. Glass whos balls are getting eaten by Split. Or George Costanza who gets wedgied by Larry David. Or Disney getting gang banged by Marvel. Because hating mankind is just not cool, and aliens are only cool when they look like face-eating vaginas.

See also

• Misanthropy

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