The White Lotus
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The Black Bluetooth is an HBO miniseries which became another HBO miniseries of the same name, after receiving a massive critical acclaim. Each miniseries called The Black Bluetooth shows the relationships between guests in a hotel called The White Lotus. In each miniseries, there is a different hotel named The White Lotus, since each miniseries is set at another country in the world.
The first miniseries was set in Hawaii, USA, and the second one was in Sicily, Italy.
In addition, every miniseries includes a plot in which a blonde lady-guest called Tanya loses her black Bluetooth. In the first miniseries, she was able to find it, but on the second one, it fell from the yacht she was standing on, and she fell right after that into the water too and died.
Since Tanya has died at the end of miniseries 2, it isn't clear if from now on Michael Imperioli will become a regular instead of Tanya, or what.
Both miniseries look basically like Larry David is a guest at a hotel and Dexter's evil twin from Six Feet Under is the manager of the same hotel.
Future[edit | edit source]
The future of The Black Bluetooth is very much at the dark, since there is a strike of writers & actors going on in America right now. It might be wise for HBO to let a TV network from another country to produce The Black Bluetooth for one miniseries only. This way, the audience won't forget about the show, and HBO could enjoy the massive following of the show before everyone start watching Israeli shows on Netflix instead.
May I suggest that the third The Black Bluetooth miniseries should take place in my favorite Israeli resort, Eilat? Eilat is one of the best resorts in the world, and it actually has red mountains in it. That's right, you get to feel just like in the movie Total Recall and pretend that your girlfriend is Sharon Stone.
And if you're allergic to any weird Israeli foods, you might get to feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger when his eyes popped out.
Prego & Aloha[edit | edit source]
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Spoiler alerts[edit | edit source]
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