Six Feet Under
The author will never finish it. Why not? Because it's fucking perfect as it is. Now, Go away!
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Six Feet Under (June 3, 2001 - August 21, 2005) was an HBO TV show created by Alan Ball (May 13, 1957 -). The show was about two brothers running a funeral home in Los Angeles (May 23, 1835 -), but since True Blood was created, no one even remembers that. All people seem to remember about the show is that one of the main characters was a Kurt Cobain (February 20, 1967 – April 5, 1994) fan, and the other was Michael C. Hall (February 1, 1971 -). Was this intro good enough in your opinion? Be sure to leave us a message at this article's talk page so that we can totally ignore your opinions.
What was the big fucking deal about Six Feet Under, anyway? It had very bigger-than-life characters, of course, and Kathy Bates (June 28, 1948 -) as both directress & actress, but what was that extra thing which made it such a fucking legend? Well, it was a TV show, rather than a human being. If it had been a human being, named Six, with the middle name Feet and the last name Under, and it would have been dead, then the article had to use the word was rather than is. But since it's a TV show, we can use the word is. But we are using the word was, to demonstrate how lame it always was, reading all those dead people articles with was in them.
Was that intro clear enough? Fuck you, I'll let my brother David continue then.
Hello... I'm David Fisher.[edit | edit source]
Was can actually be a very disturbing word, when starting an article about a deceased person. For example, if I wanted to tell you all about Sean Connery, who has passed away last week, I'm not sure I would say "Sir Sean Connery was the greatest James Bond ever". Or even "Sean Connery was a Sir who has played James Bond better than anyone else". Because Sean Connery is still a Sir, and he is still the best James Bond. And unless Christian Bale gets the part, and/or the Queen discovers that Sean raped her in her sleep at some point, he will remain that way forever. So the word was is logically the wrong choice for the sentence.
It doesn't matter that someone is dead. Their soul is eternal. And if you don't believe in souls, then at the very least, you must agree that the Uncyclopedia article written about them is eternal. No one is ever was. It's such a horrible word to describe the essence of a person.
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