Yummy (Dexter)

"Yummy"
Dexter episode
Masuka during most of the episode.
Episode no.	Season 9 Episode 1
Written by	Yair Netanyahu
Directed by	Jordan Peele
Guest stars	Jodie Foster John Goodman
Original airdate	Right after Saw XI
Episode chronology ← Previous Next → "And Justice For All" "Death Geriatric"

"Yummy" is the upcoming first episode in the ninth season of the zombie television series Dexter. Following the three Dexter mini-series that revived the show, "Yummy" starts the first proper Dexter season since 2013. In the episode, Detective Wallace travels to Miami to further investigate the origins of the Bay Harbor Butcher, where a mysterious figure starts stalking her. The title is a play on "Miami", the home of Yair Netanyahu—the second son of Benjamin Netanyahu, Original Truther, and a prized Uncyclopedia editor.

The episode was notably written by Yair Netanyahu, the real name of Kakun, a prized Uncyclopedia editor. Yair has won at least two major Uncyclopedia prizes thus far, unlike Donald Trump, who has never won any Emmys or Nobel Prizes in his life. How could you tell it's me? Because I'm stalking Detective Wallace and I totally found her out. She's a fucking Israeli Mossad agent who wants to bring me down. But since I'm a prized Uncyclopedian, let's just see who brings who down, bitch. Game on!

Plot

The plot began when Detective Wallace (real name: Dana Weiss), a Mossad agent disguised as a zombie killer from the show Dexter, came to Miami to "investigate" the Butcher. Her real goal is to plot against my dad Benjamin Netanyahu and bring him down. You see, Dana is a part of a secret Deep Fake movement from the Middle Ages, who are pretending to write real encyclopedia articles, but actually inserting misleading info all the time. So this cult of encyclopedia-poisoners, who exist for Ages, decided to infiltrate this Uncyclopedia article, written by me (prized Uncyclopedia editor) and say in the article that there is no plot at all to bring down the Netanyahus. But of course I found them out and you can be absolutely sure that the plot is real and the danger to the Netanyahu Family is impending and very much grave.

The danger is so real that Hollywood is actually plotting a Netanyahus movie with Joaquin Phoenix, Kathy Bates and the guy who plays Harrison. That movie is more realistic than Saw XI ever coming out in the current climate. I mean, who the fuck is able to watch Will Smith bitch-slapping people while advising them to keep his things out of their mouths?

So to stop this evil plot, I should inform you that there is indeed a plot to take us all down. Each and every one of us is in grave danger, and every fucking Netanyahu who doesn't get it, should start thinking seriously about doing something grave to that evil bitch, Detective Wallace.

Production

I guess Phoenix and Bates and Alcot are a pretty cool casting. Phoenix has the same upper lip thingy as my dad, and my mom looks just like Bates (in Psycho). Also Harrison is a grave Yair, if I may say so. He's homeless just like me, lives in a hotel for ages and ages, and has a dad worse than that Spears guy.

So I guess you're wondering if the title "Yummy" means that there will be some cannibalism in this episode. Well, if mass-murdering your own people for two years, more or less on a regular basis, tastes like human liver in a baguette to you, then there you go.

Will Smith is for sure, BTW. It's a sure thing, because Will just put out a grave comeback album, so he also needs a good comeback II Am Legend to even it up.

Broadcast

The episode is about to air in the upcoming months, immediately following the new Saw with Will Smith, of course. Peele your skins in anticipation! The moment where Vince Masuka is seen again will draw in an audience of 292.8 million in North Korea alone (where Masuka was born).

Reception

No one liked the episode outside of North Korea, which isn't that weird because no one really likes me either. Not even my dad. I wish I had a dad like Dexter, or Dexter's dad, or at least that Spears dude. They wouldn't treat me like crap and force me to punch them in front of Detective Wallace; she actually banished me from Israel to Miami for doing that! And now I'm forced to do this Uncyclopedia article to frame the anti-Netanyahu cult and make Uncyclopedia grave again.

DYKs

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