Kathy Bates

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Kathy Bates (born 1946) (his her real name is Annie Wilkes) is a psychopathic murderer. He she was defeated by (h)armless author, Paul Sheldon, who he she had kidnapped about a year earlier. Annie wasn't really dead and was sended to mental hospital, but somehow managed to escape and changed his her name into Kathy Bates. In 1997, he she appeared in James Bond Cameron's documentary film, Titanic. He she also killed lots of people in 60's, 70's and 80's, nobody knows the excact amount, but it's at least 12. Please call YOUWILLDIE-666, if you see this man woman. He's she's a big woman with brown hair (update: his her hair is now grey) and will most likely kick the crap out of you if he she realizes that you're trying to call us, so better stay quiet...


“He didn't get out of the cockadoodie car!!!!”

~ Annie Wilkes, aka Kathy Bates