Sculpture

Sculpture is the art of creating three-dimensional works of art, using clay, metal or Italian-American actors. Sculpture attempts to be better than painting, which is two-dimensional, and better than the "one-dimensional" literature. In ancient times, Kings and Saddam Hussein used to ask great sculptors to create sculptures of themselves, to symbolize their eternal ruling over their countries; these days, sculpture is basically the creating of popular music by combining lyrics and melody, in order to build a three-dimensional song.

Great sculptures

The greatest and probably most famous sculpture of the ancient world is most likely David's Michelangelo, a humanoid turtle with an orange bandanna, created for the original TMNT movie, based on the 1984 comic book. However, the greatest and most recognized sculpture of ALL TIMES is, no doubt, ZZ Top's "Legs", released in 1983. What makes this song so special is mostly its awesomeness and endless coolness. "Legs" was written by Busty, Dolly & Frank Beard, a horny musical trio from Houston, Texas, and became an immediate hit in America and the rest of the world, winning an MTV award and becoming the greatest rock tune in the history of mankind.

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ZZ Top's "Legs", Lyrics recap

This girl is very awesome, rich, cool & gets all around and IN ADDITION to that, she has the greatest legs in the history of mankind. I love that girl very much.

ZZ Top's "Legs", classification

"Legs" contains shit and is thus considered a work of pottery.

Footnotes

• Yeah she has great feet too. University of Houston, 2021.

Art Movements

The Renaissance • Realism • Impressionism • Abstract • Abstract expressionism • Dada • Pop art • Futurism • Surrealism • Minimalism • Music video • Post-Modernism • Look, It's Art • Conceptual Art • Latteism • Photorealism • First Gradeism • Graffitism • Still life • In MS Paint With One Arm • Artistic License • Art That Looks Like Nothing • Bad Art