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The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art

On the 4th of September, 2024, The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to the art works of one of this countries premier young artists. Pau Pei, originally from the Chinese province of Onthera Dio, is presenting his latest collection “The Concentric Curiosities.” Below is a selection of some of the highlights of the collection for your perusal and prospective purchase.[1]

Pre-display purchases can be made over the phone and via the website. Payment methods taken are Cheque, money order, Credit card (Visa, Mastercard, Diner's Club and American Express accepted), Debit Card, Cash, Paypal, International Draft (excluding the Royal Bank of Nigeria), and Cash Passport.

“Utopian Ambivalence”

“Utopian Ambivalence”
Pau Pei 2024
Onthera Dio Province
Stainless Steel $45,000

“Untying the Pretzel”

“Untying the Pretzel”
Pau Pei 2024
Onthera Dio Province
Stainless Steel $50,000

“Oedipus Completely Wrecks...”

“Oedipus Completely Wrecks, yet Summer is not My Maiden.”
Pau Pei 2024
Onthera Dio Province
Stainless Steel $67,000

“Here's my New...”

“Here's my New Erection. I Think it is Rather Lovely. I Must be Important with an Erection Like This.”
Pau Pei 2024
Onthera Dio Province
Stainless Steel $79,000

“It's exactly...”

“It's exactly the same as the Last One”
Pau Pei 2024
Onthera Dio Province
Stainless Steel $85,000

References

  1. Descriptions taken from the original “The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art: A Visitors Guide” by Professor Oliver N Acute-Tell, curator of “The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art”
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 Professor Oliver N Acute-Tell, “The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art: A Visitors Guide”, Pomp Press, August 2024
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