UnNews:Upcoming South Park season will be Canadian, guy!

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Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Shovitt, shoved inside a fab tiger fur shirt.

CANADA — According to Trump administration spokeswoman Karoline Shovitt, the next South Park season, currently entitled South Park, Eh?, will be entirely produced by Canada. It will premiere on Canada Central on July 9, 2025,[1] and will be directed by David Cronenberg.

The upcoming season, which is the first South Park season in 2 years, will also be set entirely in Canada. The arc focuses on Mr. Garrison's boyfriend, Rick, who has become the new president of the United States on January 20, 2025. According to Shovitt, Rick is attempting to win a Canadian reality TV show called The Next Terrance and Phillip, after a bet he had with Eric Cartman. Rick believes that being the president would help him win the show, and at the same time, prevent Garrison from attempting to run for the office again himself.

As a result, The White Lotus has announced that their fourth season will be co-produced by a foreign country too, but they didn't say which one. Also, American Horror Story started its pre-production via Mexico's TV Azteca, Dexter: Resurrection moved from NYC to Copenhagen, and the entire Katy Perry 2025 tour moved to Mars.[2]

According to Shovitt:

“Hey, I didn't even know that Kakun is at his laptop. Isn't it his lunchtime right now? Go eat some Palestinian babies, you fucking Zionist. What an Uncycloidiot.”

~ Karoline Shovitt

We will continue to update you with Trump administration stories as it continues to do stuff and cancel them after 20 seconds until Trump is no longer president and goes to Sing Sing for 200 million years.

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  1. ↑ Available in North America on T&P.cbc.ca
  2. ↑ with Bowie and Debra Morgan's hologram.
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