Phase-Connect

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Phase-Connect is the first ever Canadian virtual YouTuber agency. It is headed by a fish named H2OSakana. It is basically the western version of Hololive, except its demographics are towards adult men who haven't showered in a long time. Phase-Connect is also known for selling coffee as well. They also have even more varied merch on their shops.

Members[edit | edit source]

Phase-01[edit | edit source]

Phase-Connect's first generation, also known as Phase OriginS. They also have Japanese-speaking members, in which they formed a sub-unit called Phase MIRARi. These members debuted before Phase-Connect's first Japanese generation.

Rinkou Ashelia[edit | edit source]

The first ever member of Phase-Connect. She is also known as Lia. She is an agent that lives rent free in the minds of many. Also, she is autistic. She simps on various male fictional characters as well.

Utatane Nasa[edit | edit source]

Woken up by Shisui Michiru after over 3000 years of her slumber. She really really likes sleeping, still. Ironically, her name has nothing to do with space. However, she also likes stargazing as well. Or so you think...

Pipkin Pippa[edit | edit source]

No, seriously, this is the only Phase member you'll likely know.

This is the only Phase-Connect member you'll likely know. She is the one who is giving money to Sakana to maintain the entire company. In fact, she is Phase-Connect's equivalent of Gawr Gura. She is always really popular on Twitter. Not only that, but she is also literally the English-speaking version of Usada Pekora.

Tenma Maemi[edit | edit source]

She is Japanese, but she mainly speaks English. This is proven when you go on her Twitter and YouTube. She claims to speak several languages other than Japanese and English. But in a shocking twist of events, she actually lives in Bosnia of all places. Possibly in a bunker, maybe.

Hakushika Iori[edit | edit source]

Also a Japanese and English speaking member of the first generation. Unlike Maemi, you'll likely see her streaming in Japanese. She is a killer deer disguised as a maid. There really isn't a lot to say about her. Other than that, she could potentially see you at one point.

Fujikura Uruka[edit | edit source]

Apparently, she is allegedly the most straightest member of Phase-Connect. She could also play the violin as well. Also, her natural voice is much lower-pitched than you think. Her house is literally made of rocks. It could break at one point.

Shisui Michiru[edit | edit source]

She was the one that woke up Utatane Nasa. Maybe she has lived at the same time as Nasa as well. Honestly, there really isn't much to say about her. She's arguably the least popular Phase-Connect member. Unless something happens.

Phase Invaders[edit | edit source]

These talents have been scouted to join Phase-Connect. Anyone can bring their IP to them if they wanted to.

Kaneko Lumi[edit | edit source]

Well, there's alot to say about her. If you want to know more facts about her, simply go to her Virtual YouTuber Wiki page. Otherwise, she was the first ever Phase Invader. This also meant that she was the first person to bring their IP with them to Phase. Good for her.

Dizzy Dokuro[edit | edit source]

Host of Phase Weekly. She once brought back her manager model at one point. Then she talked to her as if she was a puppet. Both models have to do with the sea. This is supposedly a coincidence.

Jelly Hoshiumi[edit | edit source]

All of her previous past lives had blue hair. This one is too obvious. Anyways, she's known for making a tweet about Minecraft being too political and shit. And then she had to delete the tweet. Phase apparently apologized for all this, even though they are supposed to cater to the unshowered.

Ember Amane[edit | edit source]

Formerly known as Yazaki Kallin. She used to be a demon queen. Now she is a firestarter. She wasn't that popular back then. But she kinda is now.

Clio Aite[edit | edit source]

The tomboy archivist or whatever. She is one of the two Australians who joined Phase Connect at the same time. Also, she's Irish as well. Perhaps she is known as the first hag in VTubing history. Or is she?

Mari Mari[edit | edit source]

Also known as Mari_MariEN. Also also known as Mari Mari Underscore EN. Along with Clio, she is another Australian who joined Phase Connect at the same time. She is probably the most popular Phase Invader. I guess.

Eepy Sleepy[edit | edit source]

The only person in Invaders QUEST who isn't Australian. She is American. However, not a lot has been archived on her Twitch. People don't know her until her Phase Invaders debut. A lot is really a secret.

Phase-02[edit | edit source]

Also known as Phase ALiAS.

Remilia Nephys[edit | edit source]

All she wants to do is dominate the world. Maybe someday she will grow bigger than she really is. She avoids taking showers. This would mean that she is arguably the most relatable member of Phase-Connect. Phase's fanbase is notorious for not ever taking showers.

Chisaka Airi[edit | edit source]

The gambling wolf of Phase-Connect. She had a belief that Sakana wanted her to be his Houshou Marine. It kinda worked. Except, she doesn't have a lot of subscribers. Her subscriber count is not even close to Marine's.

Amanogawa Shiina[edit | edit source]

Remember when she was supposed to be a crab? Well, she is now a seamstress. Except, she is a seamstress crab. Or a crab seamstress. The power of scissors is what she uses.

Himemiya Rie[edit | edit source]

The most fuckable girl in Phase-Connect. That was Dizzy's words. No wonder does she have an NSFW tag. She can also play the guitar as well. You may think she is seiso, but she is not.

Makina Erina[edit | edit source]

Beep boop. She is the tallest member of Phase-Connect. Maybe Hakushika Iori is the tallest. But Iori's height isn't known. So this makes Erina the tallest.

Komachi Panko[edit | edit source]

She has explicitly mentioned that she lives in Italy. All she wants is your lollipops. She often does borderline jokes. Even she wants to be stepped on as well. That's what she wants.

Phase-03[edit | edit source]

Also known as Phase Euphoria. It's literally isekai-themed.

Hikanari Hina[edit | edit source]

Apparently she took a hiatus for a long time and then came back. Hina is known for her really large breasts. Also, her revealing outfit as well. Her illustrator is also known for having a customizable model that you can buy on VGen. This makes her more popular, then.

Runie Ruse[edit | edit source]

Basically Mori Calliope if she had purple eyes. Contrary to popular belief, she isn't that evil. She's just really nice. In fact, she might be the nicest member of Phase-Connect. But that's kinda saying much.

Muu Muyu[edit | edit source]

The great purple smoke is upon you OoooOOOOoooOOOOOoooo

Oh god. What is going on? Help? I am feeling drowsy...

Eimi Isami[edit | edit source]

Hamsters are unlikely to roam in an isekai world. But in this case, she's a hamster girl in this particular setting. She was raised in a lab for the greater good of mankind. Unlike the other members, her name doesn't alliterate. Her name however, does rhyme.

Phase-04[edit | edit source]

Also known as Phase SAGA. They come from stories. Anya Nyabyss had her debut delayed to January 17th, 2026.

Nitya Nil[edit | edit source]

The South African crocodile. How do I know? Well, her past life had a similar name. Both of them are even bratty as hell. Don't ask me.

Wilhelmina Frost[edit | edit source]

During her debut she once covered her information with her large breasts. Also, she has an Australian accent. We don't know what her middle name is. Apparently her mom is aware of her VTuber activities. That's not really a secret at all.

Sinon Sinfonia[edit | edit source]

The rizz siren. She likes getting wet. But she doesn't like wet sand on her feet. She will stab you with a screwdriver if you disagree with her. So don't get on her bad side.

Bibi Biscuit[edit | edit source]

She is American living in Japan. Also, she owes Phase-Connect a small loan of a million dollars for breaking the roof of their cafe. True to her name, she loves cookies. However, she is allergic to milk. Bummer.

Anya Nyabyss[edit | edit source]

Remember when her debut was delayed for 3 months? Well, there she is. She might be the rival of Bibi. This is just because cats and dogs are the opposite. Maybe time will tell.

Phase-JP[edit | edit source]

Phase-Connect finally has a Japanese branch after 3 years. But they only have one generation so far, which is KALEiDO.

Kannagi Loki[edit | edit source]

She was responsible for drawing Dizzy's dakimakura merch. She's just chill. That's really all there is to her. Nothing much. Not what you think.

Ayase Yuu[edit | edit source]

She is allegedly the smartest Phase-Connect member. She likes solving mysteries. That's what makes her smarter. Her IQ is over 9000. Don't screw with her.

Gram Pico[edit | edit source]

We basically have a Japanese version of Pippa. Pico is basically really really chaotic. She likes throwing flashbangs. Asides from that, she is also supposedly really autistic, as she likes talking about basically everything. Maybe she knows more than you think.

Former members[edit | edit source]

Fuura Yuri[edit | edit source]

Also known as Amaris Yuri. When she joined Phase-Connect, her last name was changed from Amaris to Fuura. Then, her contract got terminated. Then she reappeared after a few years. However, she would do content sometimes, and then changed her name back to Amaris.

Saya Sairroxs[edit | edit source]

Dragons are expected in an isekai world. She hates studying. This is what made her the dumbest Phase-Connect member alive. However, she pulled a Watson Amelia and then became the first ever Phase-Connect affiliate. She may come back. All you gotta do is just wait.

Kokoromo Memory[edit | edit source]

The fairy of dreams and memories. Her first name is also the name of her fanbase. However, in a twist of events, she became the first Japanese member to become an affiliate. Maybe the memories are here to stay after all. For now.

Kaminari Clara[edit | edit source]

Basically the Japanese branch's version of Tenma Maemi. She is a foreigner, but is able to speak in Japanese. She initially began streaming in Japanese, but then her streams then became much more English-speaking. She would graduate and become the first ever Phase-Connect member to do so, since the first 3 former members either became affiliated or got terminated and then came back. Apparently, she is allegedly political.