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December 3, 2025 • Issue #232 • The Newspaper that won't leave you the same way they did!
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Still quiet around here
Man, where is all the action lately? It's so quiet around here. We have 180 "active" editors, but nothing's happening. I guess a MITK page got vandalized. Gerg updated the Shitroom design, but other than that, nothing really.
Perple Alerska
After a long war with Gergdown, the Perple of AIBOPAAT will forever be on the Alaskan flag.
RealDonaldTrump, resident President and one of our template experts, managed to break a very important template. After making an edit to Template:Big, something happened. Hundreds of pages only displaying numbers where there once was big text. After a message to Alula, it was fixed and now everything is fine again.[citation needed]
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We've switched to a new numerical system for identifying issues. It should work better for me, and also cuts down on bytes when messaging, albeit only by a few.
Quote(s) of the Week
- what the dog doin -Alula
- fatass deer must win -Turb0-Sunrise
