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Yeah, I'm blatantly ripping off Turb0-Sunrise's thread here. Ask any questions you want except for "Why did you rip off Turb0"? (I just thought he had a good idea.) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:24, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

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October 14-20

Why did you rip me off? 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻04:27 11 6 '25 14:28, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

I just thought you had a good idea, so of course I copied you. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:46, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

What is love? 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻04:27 11 6 '25 14:46, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Oh baby, don't hurt me! Give me a real question, come on, baby! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:48, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Is this better than Ask Hinoa? 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻04:27 11 6 '25 14:49, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

No it is not. But because Hinoa hasn't been active since back when dinosaurs were still romping around, you are now forced to enjoy my ripoff of a ripoff. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:50, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Well mine was ripped off from Ask Zombiebaron so it's a ripoff of a ripoff of a ripoff. Want some chowdah? 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻04:27 11 6 '25 14:52, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

I prefer Pacific halibut, but I'll take oystah chowdah any day. Even if it's overpriced. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:53, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

what are your future plans with MITK (and UnGames in general)? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 01:57, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that my work on MITK is over. Once I finally find a job (it's getting really boring doing nothing but dozing off and going on long walks day by day, writing resumes, and occasionally checking Uncyc,) I'll probably be even less active on this website.

As far as Ungames (aside from Make it to Ketchikan) go, I still have to finish that stupid maze game. I've got about three ideas, two of which will almost certainly involve Java Script. A crappy mountain climbing simulator, a sequel to Dark Ermac's ASCIIFIGHT, and a weird game about a mad scientist and his piss-powered jetpack. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:49, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

woodchuck? 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻04:27 11 6 '25 14:03, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

Could chuck. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:06, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

which is better, big stick or pool noodles? 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻04:27 11 6 '25 14:14, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

Usually, big sticks are better. They make better swords, hiking sticks, and are good for building huts in the woods. And they are more useful for pushing things out from under a couch.

But in the presence of water, pool noodles win hands down. This is because just one noodle can keep you afloat. (Only a large and rather-impractical-to-carry stick, one that could be better classified as a log, can function as a boat.) Plus, pool noodles make good cannons. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:22, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻04:27 11 6 '25 14:24, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

It's big for marsupial standards, not for humans though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:29, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

What do you think of UnGames:The Hellen Keller Experience? Sфvieт☭ 15:22, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

It did make me chuckle a bit. The joke of the game was kind of predictable, though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:29, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

flob? 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻04:27 11 6 '25 17:07, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

What? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:29, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

incorrect. 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻04:27 11 6 '25 17:36, 16 October 2025 (UTC) User:Ye hey opposum I wanna dazzle my uhh signature with the tildes, how the heck do I do that (Ye (talk) 04:16, 17 October 2025 (UTC))

what was the purpose of this thread in the first place? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 23:36, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

Most importantly, to rip off Turb0. Actually, I'd been wanting to do an "ask me anything" thread for a while, but I never got around to it until Turb0-Subrise did. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:33, 1 November 2025 (UTC)

how old are you, rounded to the nearest 100 --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 18:00, 30 October 2025 (UTC)

0 years old. I was just born to-century. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:33, 1 November 2025 (UTC)

why is book? 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻04:27 11 6 '25

So I can eat book Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:33, 1 November 2025 (UTC)

why do you not have a fancy sig? _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

Hey, my signature is fancy enough. I made this in 2023 when I knew nothing about wikitext or CSS, but I like it.Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:55, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

how many moccasins (NOT pairs of moccasins, individual moccasins) do you own --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:15, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

I must confess, none. But my dad owns one pair. I do plan on buying a real pair soon though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:55, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

does he know about the injoke --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:12, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

Well, I don't think he does. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:33, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

why does sid the sloth sound like somebody i know _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

Is that somebody YOU? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:17, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

what are the names of the characters in your signature --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:12, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

That's no particular character, just an opossum that I drew a couple yeas ago. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:17, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

what is your opinions on this piece of somethin' that i've made? (i'm only asking this because i spent way too long making it...) 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 23:26, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

Pretty cool, I liked the "Gerg Scale". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:17, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

Why do my bowel movements smell like sunshine? _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

Because you're the sun. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:20, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

Why do we not use this format? _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

Because nobody had the brains to think of it. Turb0, your IQ's gotta be at least 80, which is genius level compared to the rest of us. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:25, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

What was Uncyclopedia like in 2020? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:03, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

I didn't have an account until 2021, and I didn't even edit until 2023. I was aware of this site in 2020 though, but back then I mostly just laughed at the articles and failed at Zork. But I can tell you that in '23, stuff was a bit different. Way less of a community. Nobody was editing LPTEW, ASBOWAAT didn't exist, and UnGames seemed to be a thing of the past. At least everyone's brain wasn't fried by injokes back then, we had grues and TSE TUNG! but people weren't being turned Bat Fuck Insane by those. If you wanna know about what Uncyclopedia was actually like in 2020, Go ask Shabidoo or MrX. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:22, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

Also, by characters I meant the letters, not the opossum. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:25, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

Those are mostly Canadian syllabics, with a regular O and a lowercase umlaut-ed ö.

Here, have the whole alphabet: ᗩᗷᑕᗪᗴᖴᘜᖺIᒍКᒐᙏᑎOᑭᕴᖇᔑTᙀᐯᙎⵝᖻᘔ Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:35, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

ᗷᗩᒐᒐᗴᖇ --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:09, 5 November 2025 (UTC)