User:Fish on skates/The 67 cabal
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This is the truth that THEY don't want you to know.
Schoviet theory[edit | edit source]
On 25 September 2025, Schism posted "six seven" on Soviet's talk page. One month and 18 days later, Soviet created THIS UnNews. Keep in mind that Soviet used to have "912" at the end of their name. 9/25/25 is when Schism posted on Soviet's talk page. 6-7=-1. 6+7=13. 13-1=12. Soviet and Schism are part of the SIX SEVEN CABAL. You can't deny the truth.
2006 theory[edit | edit source]
But look at THIS. UnNews:67% of Israeli teens call current war "bitchin'!". From 2006. "Imported", whatever the heck that means, from a user named Ayatollah Gurkhmeini. Including spaces, there are 19 letters in Ayatollah Gurkmeini. '06 is the year it was made. 19-6=13. 13=6+7. Gurkhmeini is part of the SIX SEVEN CABAL, proving it goes back to at LEAST 2006.
Monkey theory[edit | edit source]
Admin Orangutang94 made THIS UnNews on 1 December 2025. He has made 7 edits to it so far. There are also 23 instances of the numbers 6 and 7 in the article. 2*3=6. Orangutang94 is part of the SIX SEVEN CABAL. If that wasn't enough proof for you, look at the numbers at the end of his name. 94. 9+4=13. 13=6+7.
Mr. George made another UnNews, UnNews:Starmer's approval rating sinks down by about six or seven points, on 25 November. The dates in the Schoviet theory are 25 September and 12 November. Mr. George is part of the SIX SEVEN CABAL. Also, look at the usernames of Mr. George and Orangutang94. Orangutans are related to monkeys. Curious George is a monkey. There are 7 letters in curious and 6 letters in George. Curious George is ALSO part of the cabal.
Gale5050 theory[edit | edit source]
If you snoop through Gale5050's talk page, you'll see him say THIS.
“There are 6-7 of them that are good enough to stay, not just 1 or 2.”
– Gale5050 on his articles
Coincidence? I think not. Gale also mentions the numbers 1 and 2, and he has two instances of the number 5 in his name. 5+1=6, and 5+2=7. Also, Gale5050's main account was blocked 23 times, the same number as the appearances of the numbers 6 and 7 in Orangutang94's UnNews. Gale5050 was part of the SIX SEVEN CABAL.
It's all CONNECTED![edit | edit source]
On UnNews talk:Thieves steal six seven Roman statues from Syrian National Museum, Alula replied THIS to me.
“it's the forbidden numbers (6 and 7)”
– alula
We all know that DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person because they both Deltarune tomorrow. Deltarune chapters 3 and 4 released in June 2025. June will be important later. The accounts have a total of 647 combined mainspace articles. Look at the first and last digits. 6 and 7. But also, look at the middle digit, 4. DaniPine3 has a 3 at the end of his name. 4+3=7. June is the 6th month of the year. DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person and they're also part of the SIX SEVEN CABAL.
To recap[edit | edit source]
Schism, Soviet, Ayatollah Gurkhmeini, Orangutang94, Mr. George, Curious George, Gale5050 (formerly), and the sockmaster of DaniPine3 and Alula are all part of the SIX SEVEN CABAL. Wake up, sheeple!