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Saturday, November 25, 2025

'I wonder if getting down with the younger generation will help me boost my support by a good percentage of... what, six or seven?'

UNITED KINGDOM — Increasing numbers of British voters appear to be abandoning their support for the Labour Party after a century and three years of nothing but their and the Tories' governance in favour of Nigel Farage's Reform Party and Ed Davey's Liberal Democrats, largely out of irritation with what they see as the government's increasingly creative approach to mismanagement.

The PM's second-in-command, Angela Rayner, admitted to being guilty of tax evasion, having spent six days denying tax evasion before pleading guilty on the seventh day. Long-time Labour peer and queer Peter Mandelson, the former British ambassador the the US, turned out to be the 'best pal' of none other than the late[citation needed] homme d'affaires Jeffrey Epstein. VPN sales surged following the enactment of the Online Doxx Yourself Act. Plans for promulgation of digital ID in 2029 are polling at roughly 6-7%.

That being so, Prime Minister, Labour leader and non-entity in chief Keir 'The 67 Kid' Starmer has watched his party's support plummet to previously unexplored subterranean depths; his net favourability rating having sunk by roughly six or seven points over the course of November. Moreover, data analysts at YouGov have concluded that an astounding 67% of the British population have an unfavourable opinion of Chancellor of the Exchequer Rachel Reeves.

Currently standing at a nadir of -61, a decrease from October's rating of -55 to about -54...ish, the decline in Labour support during Starmer's premiership has proven to be so dismal it has allegedly caused bouts of spontaneous laughter from even the tree hugging hippies at the Green Party. They are famously unaccustomed to seeing any other political party with seats in the House of Commons perform worse during the general elections than they do, but seeing as during the 2025 local elections they had the succour of 19 councillors between them and the Labour Party, sources confirm their laughing fits lasted on an average of 'no fewer than six minutes and no more than seven'.

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