User:Mr. George

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This user is a native speaker of Welsh.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user hails from Gwalia and thus probably can repeat Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch five times without stammering. (List of Welsh Uncyclopedians)

This user is a total UKer
and may nut you, you slag.
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal.

I am acquainted with the very statement that I am in fact, extant.

C'est moi.

Mr. George, I award you:

This is the 'Whirling Star of Vigilance' The Whirling Start of Vigilance is awarded to those users that are constantly working to improve Uncyclopedia. Consider yourself blessed and officially 'Vigilant'. Keep up the excellent work! Good work and thank you for helping! Smuggler 09:11, 11 December 2022 (UTC)

Articles I've written

Mainspace

• Morbius (featured, 1^st place in the Top 10 Articles of 2022)
• Madagascar
• Biggie Cheese
• Zaat
• CaseOh
• Netflix
• Keir Starmer

UnNews

2022

• 6 September - UnNews:Winnie the Pooh to star in slasher documentary
• 7 September - UnNews:Postman Pat elected for Prime Minister

2023

• 6 February - UnNews:"COVID-23" said to spread throughout American airspace
• 3 April - UnNews:Film with only one frame wins Brendan Fraser an Oscar
• 5 June - UnNews:Sweden officially declares sex as sport