User:Mr. George

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C'est moi.

I – Mr. Cheesus "The Big Cheese" George Christ Washington LXIII – am acquainted with the very statement that I am in fact, extant.

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 3 years, 4 months and 18 days.

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This user hails from Cymru yet probably cannot repeat Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch five times without stammering. (List of Welsh Uncyclopedians)

This user is a total UKer …jolly good, Guv. Bloody good day for it! (British Uncyclopedians)

This user is left-handed. In Latin, they would be sinister. (list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal.

My edits: 1,860

Shit I've writ

Mainspace

• Morbius (featured, 1^st place in the Top 10 Articles of 2022)
• Madagascar
• Biggie Cheese
• Zaat
• CaseOh
• Netflix
• Keir Starmer
• Dr. Doofenshmirtz
• Low taper fade
• Donald Duck
• Mr. Krabs
• Scooby-Poo
• Lean (drug)
• Beabadoobee
• Jersey
• The Rizzler
• WhatsApp
• Man (superhero)
• Garten of Banban
• Lebara
• Kemi Badenoch
• Melania Trump
• Mewing
• Windows 11
• Europan hookmouth
• John Snow
• Wplace
• Grok (chatbot)

In progress

• Anthony Albanese

UnNews

2022

• 6 September - UnNews:Winnie the Pooh to star in slasher documentary
• 7 September - UnNews:Postman Pat elected for Prime Minister

2023

• 6 February - UnNews:"COVID-23" said to spread throughout American airspace
• 3 April - UnNews:Film with only one frame wins Brendan Fraser an Oscar
• 5 June - UnNews:Sweden officially declares sex as sport

2024

2025

• 23 February - UnNews:Microsoft develops new state of matter
• 1 March - UnNews:Cinema ceiling makes dramatic entrance during Captain America screening
• 6 March - UnNews:Mummy Pig's pregnancy sparks paternity drama
• 15 March - UnNews:We have road copters
• 21 March - UnNews:Car crash foiled by kid's reflexes
• 15 April - UnNews:4chan hacked, userbase indifferent
• 24 April - UnNews:Man goes to zoo, delivers speech about elephants
• 4 May - UnNews:Phil Collins unretires after Earth-shattering orgasm
• 14 June - UnNews:Israel and Iran are, indeed, edging
• 1 July - UnNews:Musk launches 2028 presidential bid under newly formed "Porky Pig Party"
• 25 July - UnNews:Keir Starmer places national ban on porn
• 5 August - UnNews:Keir Starmer to place national ban on VPNs
• 5 September - UnNews:Angela Rayner defects to Reform
• 27 September - UnNews:Keir Starmer announces plans for new data harvesting scheme

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