User:Somebetterusername

Welcome to the death of comedy.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is from California, and brags about the nice weather. After all, earthquakes aren't weather.

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This user wishes you a happy day, wherever you're living! (hell, heaven, New Jersey...)

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Number of edits: 33

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 4 days.

Fenris was here.

ㅤ OPOSSUM was here-er, and he’s also from California.ㅤㅤ

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

This user is an evil clone of Username.

stuffs i've made:

UnNews:Studies show that 10 out of 9 people can't use a number line

HowTo:Hold a Baby

UnNews:Typhlosion faced with rampant sexual harrasment charges