User:Somebetterusername

Welcome to the death of comedy.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is from California, and brags about the nice weather. After all, earthquakes aren't weather.

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This user wishes you a happy day, wherever you're living! (hell, heaven, New Jersey...)

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Number of edits: 270

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 2 months and 5 days.

Fenris was here.

ㅤ OPOSSUM was here-er, and he’s also from California.ㅤㅤ

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

Squaw Dee dropped by! He owns Uncyclopedia!

This user is an evil clone of Username.

stuffs i've made:

UnNews:Studies show that 10 out of 9 people can't use a number line

HowTo:Hold a Baby

UnNews:Typhlosion faced with rampant sexual harrasment charges

UnNews:Middle-aged man falls for "jovial prank", is chopped up by a woodchipper

Stairs

UnNews:Generation Alpha too stupid to drink laundry detergent

UnNews:Trick-or-treat group across the street use "weakest link" Liam to test candy for needles

UnNews:Peter gets dementia to stop stupid cutaways on next week's Family Guy

Unquotable:Dumb Kid

Louie Louie

UnNews:Trump just won, so here's a special HowTo about dealing with the hard times that are coming

UnNews:OH MY GOD WHAT THE FREAK

UnBooks:Spongebob's Revenge

UnNews:Leopards finally getting ready to eat people's faces next year

Nevermind

UnNews:10-year old math prodigy just realized Santa can't eat all those cookies

Wayback Machine

UnNews:KKK grand wizard woke up from a terrible dream last night

UnNews:Grover Cleveland pretty depressed after Trump takes his one cool thing

Lake Victoria

UnNews:We asked our readers what they do with horrid itchy Christmas sweaters