User:Schism

insert large wall of text here explaining why we should explode california

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promouns schmonoun	schi/sm
hobby (not hobby lobby)	ultrakill
location schmocation	the 5th dimensional equivalent of the American southeast
possible species	chicken jockey 🗣️🔥🔥
gender	INSIGNIFICANT FUCK (male)
edit count	500+ as IP, like 10 with an account
how much do I use this account?	no
gender when cubed, squared, square root-ed, quintupled, and shat all over	florp
location every other hypersecond while in this plane of reality/existence	merica
mangoes?	67 and 41
organs harvested	a fly's entire circulatory system (I think?)

accomplishments

• reaching 500+ edits as an IP (168.11.96.2)
• writing the gen alpha article
• making like 50 articles that wound up in the ICU (sir your
• Becoming known as the IP guy for like 2 years
• being an idiot

some templates that give you mild amounts of information

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

sa 0.5

This user annoys people with his little to no knowledge of Sarcasm.

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Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. my own consciousness just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include NOT MEMORIZING MY PASSWORD!!!

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 0 years, 11 months and 2 days.

But does the time really count if my IP self has been here since 2024 or some shit? Well, if we want to go by that, it would look like:

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 2 years, 11 months and 24 days.

But it's very disputable.

This user is a member of the ICU Doctoral Program.

This user is too lazy to log in to their account, instead they just use their IP.

This user likes to watch things explode.

This user has made it to Ketchikan.

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