User:Schism

Hello Uncyclopedians. I thought to myself this day, on April 25th, 2025, at near-fucking midnight...since I finally became a real damn user...maybe I should go make a user page! And that's exactly what you're reading. Right now. Sure, I don't know how to make these, but whatever, it's all trial and error. No, really. That's literally how I learn: by choosing the hard route every fucking time.

My accomplishments

• Reaching 500+ edits as an IP (168.11.96.2)
• Writing the gen alpha article
• Trying and failing to make a U.S. economy article...
• Making like 50 articles that wound up in the ICU and dying of cancer
• Becoming known as the IP guy for like 2 years
• being an idiot
• Not knowing what else to put here

why i should become a mod

well uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i have experience, i have humor, and im cool.

some templates that give you mild amounts of information

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Sarcasm.

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Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. my own consciousness just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include NOT MEMORIZING MY PASSWORD!!!

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 4 days.

But does the time really count if my IP self has been here since 2023 or some shit?

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This user is a libertarian, so they love porn and drugs almost as much as guns and money!

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