User:MK

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
1 years, 9 months and 19 days.

This user has
made it to Ketchikan.

This user is not EmKay.

-Look, i need to pay my bills, so i loaned out this spot on my page for $9 a year. you would too!

Fucks Taken[edit | edit source]

2

FUCK YOU, BECAUSE! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:49, 5 January 2025 (UTC)
Cause I'm just a fuck Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston. 13:40, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

BEHOLD... my stats[edit | edit source]

Edits of MK on Uncyclopedia
Total:	951
Article:	473
Talk:	6
User:	140
User talk:	28
Uncyclopedia:	31
Uncyclopedia talk:	0
File:	255
File talk:	0
Template:	13
Template talk:	1
Category:	0
Category talk:	0
Forum:	8
UnNews:	5
Why?:	3

Articles (pronounced 'arr-tick-lees')[edit | edit source]

Arrakis - bc dune is peak
3 Body Problem - mid show, can't really recommend it
Master Chief - master cheef, what are you doing in the girls bathroom?
UnNews:Paul Atreides Threatens Destruction of Spice Fields, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen Weighs in
Titanfall 2 - titanfall 3 replaced by a hero shooter, woohoo
Madame Web - its webbin time
Ubisoft - dogpoo
JewOS - have you activated it yet, schmenkal?
1512 - lots of things happened
Bentley - always a broke idiot driving these
Adamantium - magic metal
Vampirella - nice, real nice
Tron: Ares - cursed by morbititis
Ayumi Hamasaki - nice, real nice
Cyberpunk 2077 - who up cyberin' they punk?
HowTo:Lose Your Virginity - we guide others to a treasure we cannot possess (?)
Temu - tetetetemuuu
Nissan Altima - another car driven by broke idiots, except they are more obviously broke
Worst 100 Things to Say in the Workplace - some from experience!
Palantir - not saruman's orb
Holmium - shlock, shlock holmes (somehow getting featured! cool cool cool)
Bubble Tea - YOU'RE GAY! you're drinking BALLS named after BOOBS!
E-girl -kawaii desnae hentaiga?
Cyberpunk: Edgerunners - edged to this
Samuel Adams - beer, but historical
HowTo:Commit Tax Fraud by Giving Away Your Chocolate Factory - (OMG it got feechured, what a grate day, a glorious day!)
Internet Explorer celebrates Uncyclopedia's 20th birthday - the longer this goes, the harder its gonna be to alphabetize it :(
Selenium - going to fill the rest of the periodic table eventually...
Dubnium - get dubbed on
NBA YoungBoy - he CAN sing