User:MK

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 1 years, 8 months and 29 days.

This user has made it to Ketchikan.

Hi I'm [Redacted]! I love photoshop. A lot. Too much? Nahhhh... I also love spreading disinformation to the public!

Fucks Taken

2

• FUCK YOU, BECAUSE! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:49, 5 January 2025 (UTC)
• Cause I'm just a fuck _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston. 13:40, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

Articles (Pronounced like Heracles)

• Arrakis - bc dune is peak
• 3 Body Problem - mid show, can't really recommend it
• Master Chief - master cheef, what are you doing in the girls bathroom?
• UnNews:Paul Atreides Threatens Destruction of Spice Fields, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen Weighs in
• Titanfall 2 - titanfall 3 replaced by a hero shooter, woohoo
• Madame Web - its webbin time
• Ubisoft - dogpoo
• JewOS - have you activated it yet, schmenkal?
• 1512 - lots of things happened
• Bentley - always a broke idiot driving these
• Adamantium - magic metal
• Vampirella - nice, real nice
• Tron: Ares - cursed by morbititis
• Ayumi Hamasaki - nice, real nice
• Cyberpunk 2077 - who up cyberin' they punk?
• HowTo:Lose Your Virginity - we guide others to a treasure we cannot possess (?)
• Temu - tetetetemuuu
• Nissan Altima - another car driven by broke idiots, except they are more obviously broke
• Worst 100 Things to Say in the Workplace - some from experience!
• Palantir - not saruman's orb
• Holmium - shlock, shlock holmes
• Bubble Tea - YOU'RE GAY! you're drinking BALLS named after BOOBS!
• E-girl -kawaii desnae hentaiga?
• Cyberpunk: Edgerunners - edged to this
• Samuel Adams - beer, but historical

Articles I Definitely Had Nothing to Do With

• Benedictine College - alumnus (oof)

"Working" on these

• User:MK/Hinge
• User:MK/WhyAreYouOnMyPage?

Pictorial Contributions to Uncyclopedia! (You're welcome)

And many... MANY... more! All to dazzle your little eyeballs as part of my masterplan... hahahhahahHAHAHAHAHHHHACCKCKKC (*Cough cough couch*)