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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 1 years, 9 months and 19 days. |
This user has made it to Ketchikan. |
This user is not EmKay. |
-Look, i need to pay my bills, so i loaned out this spot on my page for $9 a year. you would too!
Fucks Taken[edit | edit source]
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- FUCK YOU, BECAUSE! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:49, 5 January 2025 (UTC)
- Cause I'm just a fuck
Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
. 13:40, 8 October 2025 (UTC)
BEHOLD... my stats[edit | edit source]
| Edits of MK on Uncyclopedia | |
|---|---|
| Total: | 951 |
| Article: | 473 |
| Talk: | 6 |
| User: | 140 |
| User talk: | 28 |
| Uncyclopedia: | 31 |
| Uncyclopedia talk: | 0 |
| File: | 255 |
| File talk: | 0 |
| Template: | 13 |
| Template talk: | 1 |
| Category: | 0 |
| Category talk: | 0 |
| Forum: | 8 |
| UnNews: | 5 |
| Why?: | 3 |
Articles (pronounced 'arr-tick-lees')[edit | edit source]
- Arrakis - bc dune is peak
- 3 Body Problem - mid show, can't really recommend it
- Master Chief - master cheef, what are you doing in the girls bathroom?
- UnNews:Paul Atreides Threatens Destruction of Spice Fields, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen Weighs in
- Titanfall 2 - titanfall 3 replaced by a hero shooter, woohoo
- Madame Web - its webbin time
- Ubisoft - dogpoo
- JewOS - have you activated it yet, schmenkal?
- 1512 - lots of things happened
- Bentley - always a broke idiot driving these
- Adamantium - magic metal
- Vampirella - nice, real nice
- Tron: Ares - cursed by morbititis
- Ayumi Hamasaki - nice, real nice
- Cyberpunk 2077 - who up cyberin' they punk?
- HowTo:Lose Your Virginity - we guide others to a treasure we cannot possess (?)
- Temu - tetetetemuuu
- Nissan Altima - another car driven by broke idiots, except they are more obviously broke
- Worst 100 Things to Say in the Workplace - some from experience!
- Palantir - not saruman's orb
- Holmium - shlock, shlock holmes (somehow getting featured! cool cool cool)
- Bubble Tea - YOU'RE GAY! you're drinking BALLS named after BOOBS!
- E-girl -kawaii desnae hentaiga?
- Cyberpunk: Edgerunners - edged to this
- Samuel Adams - beer, but historical
- HowTo:Commit Tax Fraud by Giving Away Your Chocolate Factory - (OMG it got feechured, what a grate day, a glorious day!)
- Internet Explorer celebrates Uncyclopedia's 20th birthday - the longer this goes, the harder its gonna be to alphabetize it :(
- Selenium - going to fill the rest of the periodic table eventually...
- Dubnium - get dubbed on
- NBA YoungBoy - he CAN sing
Articles I Definitely Had Nothing to Do With[edit | edit source]
- Benedictine College - alumnus! (oof)
"Working" on these[edit | edit source]
- User:MK/Hinge
- User:MK/Top 100 Sex Positions
- User:MK/WhyAreYouOnMyPageThisIsNotEvenReal

