User:MK

me after editing my userpage for the hundredth time that week

Fucks Taken

2

• FUCK YOU, BECAUSE! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:49, 5 January 2025 (UTC)
• Cause I'm just a fuck Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston. 13:40, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

Boxes and such

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 1 year, 10 months and 8 days.

This user has made it to Ketchikan.

This user is not EmKay.

This user has been infected with the YANKEES SUCK! virus. YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK!

MK was here

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Articles (pronounced 'arr-tick-lees')

• Arrakis - bc dune is peak
• 3 Body Problem - mid show, can't really recommend it
• Master Chief - master cheef, what are you doing in the girls bathroom?
• UnNews:Paul Atreides Threatens Destruction of Spice Fields, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen Weighs in
• Titanfall 2 - titanfall 3 replaced by a hero shooter, woohoo!
• Madame Web - its webbin' time
• Ubisoft - dog-poo
• JewOS - have you activated it yet, schmenkal?
• 1512 - lots of things happened
• Bentley - always a broke idiot driving these
• Adamantium - magic metal
• Vampirella - nice, real nice
• Tron: Ares - cursed by morbititis
• Ayumi Hamasaki - nice, real nice
• Cyberpunk 2077 - who up cyberin' they punk?
• HowTo:Lose Your Virginity - we guide others to a treasure we cannot possess (?)
• Temu - tetetetemuuu
• Nissan Altima - another car driven by broke idiots, except they are more obviously broke
• Worst 100 Things to Say in the Workplace - some from experience!
• Palantir - not saruman's orb
• Holmium - shlock, shlock holmes (somehow getting featured! cool cool cool)
• Bubble Tea - YOU'RE GAY! you're drinking BALLS named after BOOBS!
• E-girl -kawaii desnae hentaiga?
• Cyberpunk: Edgerunners - edged to this
• Samuel Adams - beer, but historical
• HowTo:Commit Tax Fraud by Giving Away Your Chocolate Factory - (OMG it got feechured, what a grate day, a glorious day!)
• Internet Explorer celebrates Uncyclopedia's 20th birthday - the longer this goes, the harder its gonna be to alphabetize it :(
• Selenium - going to fill the rest of the periodic table eventually...
• Dubnium - get dubbed on
• NBA YoungBoy - he CAN sing
• UnScripts:The Shawshank Redemption - the original script before it was changed
• The Big Dig - its huge
• George Mason - named after a university i know quite well...
• Factcheck.org - fact check: true (because i said so, that's why)
• Berkelium - the valley girl's presentation
• Linksys - with the help of Gergdown (very cool, still kinda WIP)
• Grand Moth Tarkin - i enjoyed writing this one a lot
• The Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game - masterpiece of nonsense (it literally makes no sense and is unplayable)
• UnNews:Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez - wait, news articles are kinda fun and take little effort
• Titin - Saw that this was actually a thing on one of the ASWOBAAT discussions, so i had to make it

Shit I rescued/rewrote

• K-pop Demon Hunters - turned it from 6 words and an ICU tag into an actual article. observe the cookie:
• Bad Piggies - it was 100% AI slop, now it is 100% human slop

Other non-articles

• Template:Rap
• Template:Space - ok i STARTED it but aside from a few lines of code and the star gif, it's basically a new creation. It WAS Template:Stars per a request, but that was too specific
• Template:MOAB -  Deploy MOAB!

Articles I Definitely Had Nothing to Do With

• Benedictine College - alumnus! (oof)

"Working" on these

• User:MK/Hinge
• User:MK/Top 100 Sex Positions
• User:MK/WhyAreYouOnMyPageThisIsNotEvenReal

Pictorial Contributions to Uncyclopedia! (You're welcome)

User:MK/Gallery