User:MK

MK

Writer of the Month January 2026

Fucks Taken (fuck me) 2

FUCK YOU, BECAUSE! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:49, 5 January 2025 (UTC)
Cause I'm just a fuck Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston. 13:40, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

Featured #

3

Articles Written

Arrakis - bc dune is peak
3 Body Problem - mid show, can't really recommend it
Master Chief - master cheef, what are you doing in the girls bathroom?
UnNews:Paul Atreides Threatens Destruction of Spice Fields, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen Weighs in
Titanfall 2 - titanfall 3 replaced by a hero shooter, woohoo!
Madame Web - its webbin' time
Ubisoft - dog-poo
JewOS - have you activated it yet, schmenkal?
1512 - lots of things happened
Bentley - always a broke idiot driving these
Adamantium - magic metal
Vampirella - nice, real nice
Tron: Ares - cursed by morbititis
Ayumi Hamasaki - nice, real nice
Cyberpunk 2077 - who up cyberin' they punk?
HowTo:Lose Your Virginity - needs work tbh
Temu - tetetetemuuu
Nissan Altima - another car driven by broke idiots, except they are more obviously broke
Worst 100 Things to Say in the Workplace - some from experience!
Palantir - not saruman's orb
Holmium - shlock, shlock holmes
Bubble Tea - YOU'RE GAY! you're drinking BALLS named after BOOBS!
E-girl -kawaii desnae hentaiga?
Cyberpunk: Edgerunners - edged to this
Samuel Adams - beer, but historical
HowTo:Commit Tax Fraud by Giving Away Your Chocolate Factory - who up chocolatin' their factory?
Internet Explorer celebrates Uncyclopedia's 20th birthday - the longer this goes, the harder its gonna be to alphabetize it :(
Selenium - going to fill the rest of the periodic table eventually...
Dubnium - who up dubbin' on the haters?
NBA YoungBoy - he CAN sing!
UnScripts:The Shawshank Redemption - the original script before it was changed
The Big Dig - its huge
George Mason - named after a university i know quite well...
Factcheck.org - who up checkin' their facts?
Berkelium - the valley girl's presentation
Linksys - with the help of Gergdown, RDJ, and others with working brains (very cool, still kinda WIP)
Grand Moth Tarkin - who up mothin' their tarkin?
The Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game - masterpiece of nonsense (it literally makes no sense and is unplayable)
UnNews:Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez - wait, news articles are kinda fun and take little effort
Titin - how tf did i get away with this one?
Chel - OH YEAH!
The Sound of One Hand Clapping - who up clappin' with one hand?
Lockheed Martin - who up lockin' they martin?
Tax fraud - how good has my css skill gotten? still not sure
Gabe Newell - MI PAPI!
Eevee - Would.
Megabyte - Not a minibyte

Shit I rescued/rewrote

K-pop Demon Hunters - turned it from 6 words and an ICU tag into an actual article. observe the cookie:
Bad Piggies - it was 100% AI slop, now it is 100% human slop
AI-generated slop - you can now read it without having to learn gibberish! wowie
Taylor Swift - still a WIP, with the huge help and cowriting assistance of DaniPine3 (chad)

Other non-articles

Template:Rap
Template:Space - ok i STARTED it but aside from a few lines of code and the star gif, it's basically a new creation. It WAS Template:Stars per a request, but that was too specific
Template:MOAB - Deploy MOAB!
Template:Bee Movie - Barry B Benson?
Template:Deer -