UnNews:Gawr Gura's execution date revealed to be May 1, 2025

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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23, 2025

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On April 15, 2025, it was announced that Gawr Gura, the best fish to ever exist, would be "graduating" from Hololive due to "disagreements with company direction". Graduation is a Japanese euphemism for public execution, though since japan has gone all capitalist some people prefer their executions to be privately funded, but that's besides the point. The official graduation (execution) date for the shark was revealed to be May 1, 2025, which multiple sources have confirmed. We at UnNews were not satisfied with the vague conclusion that the fish would be getting executed simply over corporate disagreements. "What must Gura know that we don't?" said Alula, one of UnNews' most prestigious crack scientists. Our team sat around the long wooden table, pondering for weeks and scrambling through thousands of sheets of paperwork to come across any clues we could find, anything that would help us get to the bottom of this case.

Footage of Alula unveiling the secrets Hololive has been keeping from us.

After what felt like an eternity of searching, we were just about to give up when Alula found a banana peel with the ip address and login credentials to a Hololive management server written on it with permanent marker. The banana peel, found in the dumpster behind the UnNews headquarters, we figured must have originated from that one time we invited Harusaki to record the first and last episode of the UnNews podcast which never made it to production because of how unbelievably bad it was.

From the moment we at UnNews realized we had the key to the truth in our hands, everyone gathered around a computer and connected to the IP address written on the banana via port 69, sending the necessary parameters for login. Four options were available in the program the server prompted us to download: Operations, Finances, Admin Metatraining, and Vtubers. After clicking on VTubers, it showed a list of several "graduated" Vtubers with the words "ELIMINATED" written over them, along with the "admin" responsible for their death.

It took us a week of hard and thorough investigation (a lot of which is currently ongoing) so please stay tuned as we uncover more information in the coming days.

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