User talk:Sapplerx

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Vocaloid

Hey, sorry about that. No, Vocaloid is not a banned subject, and your article looks pretty good so far. The abuse filter blocked you cuz it does that sometimes. I changed your user rights to confirmed user, so you should be able to go ahead and create that article finally. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:30, 15 August 2022 (UTC)

Vocaloid, fuck yeah!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 23:49, 15 August 2022 (UTC)

Feel free to edit my User:Crocotta1/Vocaloid fursonas page

Just look at the character and give an animal.—Crocotta1 13:42, 27 August 2022 (UTC)

Should I create another UnTunes Verified episode?

I thought of creating a second episode but I wanted to get someone's permission before doing so --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:22, 14 December 2022 (UTC)

No permission required, as far as I'm concerned. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:23, 14 January 2023 (UTC)

About the "first QVFD of 2023, how do we feel??"

Like there wont be 2023 QVFDs this year. I am an elite fortune teller. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:20, 14 January 2023 (UTC)

You're a N*ZI!? FUCKING DIE!!

DEATH TO ALL N*ZIS!!! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:34, 20 January 2023 (UTC)

Hahaha! I'm not just a Nazi. I'm actually a Grammar Nazi, though. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 22:04, 20 January 2023 (UTC)

Grammar Nazis I canhandle, but not n*zis. (note the lower case n. That is what I think about them) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:09, 20 January 2023 (UTC)

Tool script I made

It adds a tab to the top of the screen to report users, when looking at their contributions page or any page within their userspace. Want to give it a go? Add mw.loader.load('//en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User:L10nM4st3r/ReportUser.js&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript'); to Special:MyPage/common.js. The source code is here. I'm quite proud of it! (Just be careful if you use it and is suddenly stops working. If it does, tell me) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:40, 24 January 2023 (UTC)

lol

How have you not noticed this? --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 00:26, 1 February 2023 (UTC)

I honestly thought that was part of his userpage lol — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:20, 1 February 2023 (UTC)

Holy shit, haha! --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 12:40, 1 February 2023 (UTC)

Ok, I haven't not removed it since you haven't not unremoved it. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:21, 1 February 2023 (UTC)

Holy shit! LOOK AT THIS!

– Preceding unsigned comment added by Crocotta1 (talk • contribs) 

I have several questions. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 23:09, 21 February 2023 (UTC)

Me too. 23:53, 21 February 2023 (UTC)

I dont. Dont ask. I dont want to know what else goes in the heads of furries.... If this is the best of it, im content not knowing. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:29, 12 September 2023 (UTC)

Sanjay go pee pee in his diaper for me.—Crocotta1 01:49, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

— L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:22, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

Oh shit

We’re under attack.—Crocotta1 03:15, 3 March 2023 (UTC)

What's happening? --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 12:37, 3 March 2023 (UTC)

Me, slaying hundreds of helpless guardians in minecraft for xp. Oh, using a mob grinder machine, not my fists. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:18, 3 March 2023 (UTC)

Mad

You have been blocked from editing for a period of forever and ever for having a very, very memeified user page. (ALSO IM STEALING). If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop having a very, very memeified user page. (ALSO IM STEALING). Thaaanks! --

UnSignpost delivery for March 19, 2023

The UnSignpost

Sucking Journalism's Fat Wang. Badly.

March 19, 2023 • Issue #220 • Archives • Press Room

PF4Eva starts to think that ARandomPage isn't a real person

By ARandomPage
Over on the Uncyclopedia Discord, PF4Eva commonly makes references to stuff that ARandomPage doesn't know about. This causes ARandomPage to get confused, which thus confuses PF4 over how Page doesn't seem to know anything about the sort of stuff he's referencing, once saying that "he's probably the only person outside of my family who's this oblivious" and that he's "half-expecting him to ask us what the sun is". Kippy then remarked that Page ruins comedic flow worse than PF4 (PF4 ruins comedic flow by following a joke up with a worse joke or pop culture reference, Page ruins comedic flow by taking things seriously and making Kippy spend several minutes explaining it and trying to salvage the joke's comedic potential). This confusion from Page happens in many other situations as well, causing "AwhRyan" (who doesn't have an account here but is on the Uncyc Discord) to think that his cluelessness is an act. Spoiler alert: My confusion and cluelessness is (usually) not an act.------------

Zombiebaron wants to propose the creation of an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee next month By You probably know who the only person making UnSignposts is by now
Just under a week ago, Zombiebaron, the baron of zombies, said in the Uncyclopedia Discord that he plans to propose an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee in next month's VFS vote. ARandomPage commented that he felt like Uncyclopedia is too small to make such a thing a good idea, as well that it would probably just be more useless bureaucracy. Zombiebaron then said that Uncyclopedia, being a Wikipedia parody, should parody useless bureaucracy as well, which... fair enough, I suppose. Page then questioned if an UnArbCom would even help anything, and Kippy said that UnArbCom's parody name should be the "Arbitrary Committee", which is a name ARandomPage found quite funny (and descriptive). Page then expressed fear over how important ArbCom decisions could be, which was quickly removed when Page actually read about what an ArbCom usually does.

Biopic I have no idea how to write biopics. I also don't know why we have them in the first place.

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From The Logs

• March 14, 2023: Kippy protected User:Kippy [Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) (Excessive spamming)
• I can't find any more logs to report on
• See above

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UnSignpost News ARandomPage is too lazy to make UnSignposts more frequently. Also, he's been on Uncyc for a year now.

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Chat Quote Kippy: He ruins comedic flow worse than you!

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:18, 19 March 2023 (UTC)

Im glucose intolerant

Im also sad - no apple pie :( WAAAAA — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:45, 8 April 2023 (UTC)

Apple pie has gluten, btw. So yea, gluten free diet. After getting told about the symptoms, im like "damn, no wonder I look like a stick". On the bright side, the bread tastes better, not as toast, but in sandwitches. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:47, 8 April 2023 (UTC)

Well apparently its something else. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:40, 1 September 2023 (UTC)

I WANT YOU FOR THE UNCYCLOPEDIA MARSHALS SERVICE!

I want you for the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better!

Sodapoppers GET FUCKED!  23:16, 12 April 2023 (UTC)

Award

Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

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I was planning to give you something like this way earlier (probably last month or the one before that again) but i forgot. Anyway, here you go. 16:13, 12 August 2023 (UTC)

WTF?

--Brogo13 (talk) 17:48, 25 September 2023 (UTC)

It CAN'T BE HELPED --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:36, 25 September 2023 (UTC)

Congratulations!

You have successfully usurped the role of UNCYCLOPEDIA ADMINISTRATOR. Enjoy the extra buttons and try not to burn the place down. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:41, 31 October 2023 (UTC)

Congratulations! ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 13:05, 1 November 2023 (UTC)

Hi buddy

Hi buddy there, sorry if i delete your editing to my article, but P!nk is not bat insane as you would say, she's his persona, and she is really open about his issues and personal life, but not in a crazy way. I hope you understand my statement and don't take offense of what i did. Sorry in advance, and i still okay with this. Everyone has his right to opinion, and not of offense. – Preceding unsigned comment added by BarbieLover (talk • contribs)

Pink is the most ugly colour in existance.

Red is the best. Purple is somewhere in the middle near black. Black and purple really gives an evil vibe. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:43, 8 December 2023 (UTC)

I will not stand for this pink slander! 15:24, 8 December 2023 (UTC)

Congratulations, Apple-Eater!

Congratulations on the promotion to UN-admin! Try not to make your takeover too hostile (we still haven't cleaned up from MrX' promotion, lol)! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 18:44, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

why did you do that

why did you tell me to fuck off on my user talk page – Preceding unsigned comment added by And He (talk • contribs)

@And He: I'm pretty sure you're the one who changed it to say that. 20:24, 11 January 2024 (UTC)

Weirdo. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:25, 12 January 2024 (UTC)

Read this

Thanks for unblocking me, but the thing is I'm a vandal. But hold on, before you block me again, I DON'T  want to be a vandal anymore. – Preceding unsigned comment added by I Like Jolteon (talk • contribs)

Deletion of one of my articles

I want to delete one of my articles that I created. How do I delete it? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Fenris2010 (talk • contribs)

QVFD --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:50, 4 May 2024 (UTC)

Request

May I have permission to edit UnGames:Main Page/Game List? It won't allow me to edit it because whenever I try to, it says that only registered users can edit it, even though I am a registered user. A little help?--Fenris2010 (talk) 20:21, 5 May 2024 (UTC)User:Fenris2010

By "registered user" it means autoconfirmed ones, which you aren't. So i just made you an confirmed user, which gives you the exact same permissions, so you should be able to edit that list now. 08:38, 6 May 2024 (UTC)

I can't create my own page on my new router. Help! Maybe make it so when I create a username I can select the IP addresses I previously was?

Hey

You're welcome. Carry on. --Brogo13 (talk) 19:58, 2 June 2024 (UTC)

Again, you're welcome. --Brogo13 (talk) 19:27, 8 June 2024 (UTC)

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A-RUOPO-RUOPO-LI!

UnVerse

In this game that I'm making, why does it say "Zork" at the top? Also, how do I add WikiText to templates? I thought that there was supposed to be a toolbar, but there isn't. --Fenris2010 (talk) 14:14, 12 June 2024 (UTC)Fenris2010

Um ...

Why not? --Brogo13 (talk) 13:18, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

Renaming

Could you rename my account to OhHaiMark as that matches my Wikipedia username? Pasmorade (talk) 12:49, 21 July 2024 (UTC)

Press my userpage

Please If you do not, you are a dickhead

You must press user page ends. has already ended. ()

Hesuususueueuwowieoisjwshhahehehhenrytajwjsiwhengaihentainwiwiwjjwehtao 22:00, 11 September 2024 (UTC)

Factorial

Why, on the VFD entry for Factorial, did the keep number say 1.718281...? Is that allowed?  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 23:03, 28 September 2024 (UTC) Probs becuz it's a reference to the article. Idk IG --02:10, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

Kaboom VFH entry

Could you add the VFH tag to Kaboom since it's protected?  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 02:43, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

Australian Empire

So, I see my new article gained an ICU stamp. Most of the things that it should have are already there. Did you add the tag only because it needs an image or two, then? TabletGenesis (talk) 22:26, 15 October 2024 (UTC)TabletGenesis

@TabletGenesis: eh, it still is kind of short. Maybe you should try adding a bit more. But think before you add stuff instead of adding for the sake of adding or it might gain another ICU for being too random. That's my suggestion. Also, don't put your comment at the top of their talkpage... DaniPine3 (talk) 22:31, 15 October 2024 (UTC)

Another suggestion: you could ask the admin if they could place a stub template instead of an ICU one. That way, your article won't have a time limit in terms of expanding it. Maybe if you add some pictures, they'll reconsider...DaniPine3 (talk) 22:44, 15 October 2024 (UTC)

Oki. Do you thing any image that could be related to the article counts? I read the ICU template, I have all the things except images and..."tables". But there are very few, maybe NO articles with tables on Uncyclopedia from what I've seen, so I guess it's de facto not necessary? TabletGenesis (talk) 22:12, 16 October 2024 (UTC)TabletGenesis

Ban this guy, quick!

174.81.176.96 (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) they're pissing me off and keep removing swear words for no reason. I want to sleep but can't for rollbacking their vandalism. Please help. DaniPine3 (talk) 00:38, 22 October 2024 (UTC)

Blocked em for a week, thanks for reverting, pretty soon you’ll be able to block em yourself. 😉 MrX blow me 03:43, 22 October 2024 (UTC)

Redirects deleted

I think that some of the files that I had moved were deleted, when it was only the redirects that were meant to be targeted. Perhaps it is only due to the extremely fast pace of my edits, or how I did not break the redirect link in time, that the files themselves were deleted instead of the size parameter redirects such as 180px/250px.

For the three most recent deletions, each image had the Star Destroyer as its main focus, and the corresponding files were mostly salvaged from [Wookiepedia]. What I mainly want to do here is to give the readers the best view of the contents on this (funny/humourous) encyclopedia, including larger copies of files that, when hosted here, are still named as obviously tiny copies of the 'real thing' - transferred across by someone who does not even know how to extract the largest copy of a picture.

There might be far more of these issues when especially concerning the Category:Flags, but if the flag pictures end up being deleted, it could break a lot of links to their respective countries - is it possible to target the redirects on your end, or did you only delete the file that the link itself redirected to? There might have been a minor mix-up, but it can be solved simply by checking Special:Log/delete or Special:WantedFiles.

Commuter3 🇦🇺 (veer off and crash into my talk page) 22:29, 24 October 2024 (UTC)

just something regarding ICU of KCIS

QaZWsXEdCRfVTgBYhNUjM: found a few days ago that my article was tagged with icu by you, so i would like to know what I did wrong and how i can improve the article. article link because convenience: KCIS – Preceding unsigned comment added by QaZWsXEdCRfVTgBYhNUjM (talk • contribs)

Happy New Year

Happy new year, Sapplerx!  Fenris2010 New Year, New Grue ^{You hear growling...} 21:36, 2 January 2025 (UTC) You too --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:40, 2 January 2025 (UTC)

Uhhh

Sorry to ask, but why have you been making so many redirects lately? Have you been possessed by Wikipedia Be Sucking or something? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 18:33, 6 January 2025 (UTC) I've been creating redirects based on this particular Wikipedia page about articles with unusual titles that were deleted. If the article doesn't exist on Uncyclopedia, I won't make that redirect. If the article in question is a redirect, I also won't make that either. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 18:35, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

Assignment Note

Gabri ^growl _sniff 01:26, 16 March 2025 (UTC)

Assignment Graded!

Gabri ^growl _sniff 00:47, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

Assignment To Do!

Gabri ^growl _sniff 00:47, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

Assignment Graded!

Gabri ^growl _sniff 12:46, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

Assignment Note

Gabri ^growl _sniff 14:12, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

Issue Publishing Article

Hello – I wrote an article earlier under my account space, and it's my first. It's about a made up historical figure in the world of music. Because my account is very new, I was prevented from publishing due to some spam filtering because it believes it to fall under "Promotional articles about persons". Is there anything I can do to unblock this? Thanks – Preceding unsigned comment added by Tim-grand (talk • contribs)

HEY!!

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. Coffi just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include Having a BETTER SIG than mine!

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penis – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

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penis – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)