User talk:Sapplerx
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BraGreMat 18:12, 15 August 2022 (UTC)
Vocaloid[edit source]
Hey, sorry about that. No, Vocaloid is not a banned subject, and your article looks pretty good so far. The abuse filter blocked you cuz it does that sometimes. I changed your user rights to confirmed user, so you should be able to go ahead and create that article finally. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:30, 15 August 2022 (UTC)
- Vocaloid, fuck yeah!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 23:49, 15 August 2022 (UTC)
Feel free to edit my User:Crocotta1/Vocaloid fursonas page[edit source]
Just look at the character and give an animal.—
Crocotta1 13:42, 27 August 2022 (UTC)
Should I create another UnTunes Verified episode?[edit source]
I thought of creating a second episode but I wanted to get someone's permission before doing so --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:22, 14 December 2022 (UTC)
- No permission required, as far as I'm concerned. 20:23, 14 January 2023 (UTC)
About the "first QVFD of 2023, how do we feel??"[edit source]
Like there wont be 2023 QVFDs this year. I am an elite fortune teller. 20:20, 14 January 2023 (UTC)
You're a N*ZI!? FUCKING DIE!![edit source]
DEATH TO ALL N*ZIS!!! 21:34, 20 January 2023 (UTC)
- Hahaha! I'm not just a Nazi. I'm actually a Grammar Nazi, though. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 22:04, 20 January 2023 (UTC)
- Grammar Nazis I canhandle, but not n*zis. (note the lower case n. That is what I think about them) 22:09, 20 January 2023 (UTC)
Tool script I made[edit source]
It adds a tab to the top of the screen to report users, when looking at their contributions page or any page within their userspace. Want to give it a go? Add mw.loader.load('//en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User:L10nM4st3r/ReportUser.js&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript'); to Special:MyPage/common.js. The source code is here. I'm quite proud of it! (Just be careful if you use it and is suddenly stops working. If it does, tell me) 17:40, 24 January 2023 (UTC)
lol[edit source]
How have you not noticed this? --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 00:26, 1 February 2023 (UTC)
- I honestly thought that was part of his userpage lol 09:20, 1 February 2023 (UTC)
- Holy shit, haha! --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 12:40, 1 February 2023 (UTC)
- Ok, I haven't not removed it since you haven't not unremoved it. 22:21, 1 February 2023 (UTC)
- Holy shit, haha! --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 12:40, 1 February 2023 (UTC)
Holy shit! LOOK AT THIS![edit source]
– Preceding unsigned comment added by Crocotta1 (talk • contribs)
- I have several questions. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 23:09, 21 February 2023 (UTC)
print(who_cares, who cares.size())
Output:
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Proof: (since modified)
10:22, 22 February 2023 (UTC)
Oh shit[edit source]
We’re under attack.—Crocotta1 03:15, 3 March 2023 (UTC)
- What's happening? --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 12:37, 3 March 2023 (UTC)
- Me, slaying hundreds of helpless guardians in minecraft for xp. Oh, using a mob grinder machine, not my fists. 21:18, 3 March 2023 (UTC)
Mad[edit source]
You have been blocked from editing for a period of forever and ever for having a very, very memeified user page. (ALSO IM STEALING). If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop having a very, very memeified user page. (ALSO IM STEALING). Thaaanks! --
UnSignpost delivery for March 19, 2023[edit source]
Over on the Uncyclopedia Discord, PF4Eva commonly makes references to stuff that ARandomPage doesn't know about. This causes ARandomPage to get confused, which thus confuses PF4 over how Page doesn't seem to know anything about the sort of stuff he's referencing, once saying that "he's probably the only person outside of my family who's this oblivious" and that he's "half-expecting him to ask us what the sun is". Kippy then remarked that Page ruins comedic flow worse than PF4 (PF4 ruins comedic flow by following a joke up with a worse joke or pop culture reference, Page ruins comedic flow by taking things seriously and making Kippy spend several minutes explaining it and trying to salvage the joke's comedic potential). This confusion from Page happens in many other situations as well, causing "AwhRyan" (who doesn't have an account here but is on the Uncyc Discord) to think that his cluelessness is an act. Spoiler alert: My confusion and cluelessness is (usually) not an act.
Zombiebaron wants to propose the creation of an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee next month
By You probably know who the only person making UnSignposts is by now
Just under a week ago, Zombiebaron, the baron of zombies, said in the Uncyclopedia Discord that he plans to propose an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee in next month's VFS vote. ARandomPage commented that he felt like Uncyclopedia is too small to make such a thing a good idea, as well that it would probably just be more useless bureaucracy. Zombiebaron then said that Uncyclopedia, being a Wikipedia parody, should parody useless bureaucracy as well, which... fair enough, I suppose. Page then questioned if an UnArbCom would even help anything, and Kippy said that UnArbCom's parody name should be the "Arbitrary Committee", which is a name ARandomPage found quite funny (and descriptive). Page then expressed fear over how important ArbCom decisions could be, which was quickly removed when Page actually read about what an ArbCom usually does.
Biopic I have no idea how to write biopics. I also don't know why we have them in the first place.
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UnSignpost News ARandomPage is too lazy to make UnSignposts more frequently. Also, he's been on Uncyc for a year now.
Chat Quote Kippy: He ruins comedic flow worse than you!
Im glucose intolerant[edit source]
Im also sad - no apple pie :( WAAAAA 21:45, 8 April 2023 (UTC)
- Apple pie has gluten, btw. So yea, gluten free diet. After getting told about the symptoms, im like "damn, no wonder I look like a stick". On the bright side, the bread tastes better, not as toast, but in sandwitches. 21:47, 8 April 2023 (UTC)
I WANT YOU FOR THE UNCYCLOPEDIA MARSHALS SERVICE![edit source]
You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better!
Sodapoppers GET FUCKED! 23:16, 12 April 2023 (UTC)