User talk:174.81.176.96

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Oh Dear...[edit source]

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, 174.81.176.96, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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There are no rules against swear words.[edit source]

This is not a website for kids. So why are you so eager to censor them? Stop it, or you'll get banned for vandalism... DaniPine3 (talk) 23:35, 21 October 2024 (UTC)

stop it[edit source]

BITCH ANAL DIABETES CUNT CUNT GIVING HEAD NIGGER CUNTRAG COON SHITFUCKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BULLSHIT DaniPine3 (talk) 23:53, 21 October 2024 (UTC)

THE BAT FUCK INSANE CRUSADE SHALL COMMENCE[edit source]

WE SHALL FUCK ALL THE CUNTS WHO DARE TO FUCK AROUND IN OUR SHITTY FUCKING PATH, BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS. THESE DOGSHIT SENTENCES ARE A BIG-ASS FUCKING WARNING, YOU DIRTY FUCKING DICKFACE. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:29, 22 October 2024 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: sadly I don't think this works because I've been trying to contact with this guy and they just keep ignoring the talkpage... anyways, thanks. also, fuck :] DaniPine3 (talk) 00:33, 22 October 2024 (UTC)
All fucking right Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:33, 22 October 2024 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: Damn fucking said, fucker 00:36, 22 October 2024 (UTC)

Blocked[edit source]

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 1 week for trying to censor comedy on the Internet. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop trying to censor comedy on the Internet. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 03:42, 22 October 2024 (UTC)

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